Rubbish King
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BAD FUCKING TIMES
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BAD FUCKING TIMES
Reminds me of a video I was watching the other day.
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Xun don't you dare.
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Yeah what a lazy damn Saturday. I was all expecting to not even be home at all this weekend but so far I have barely left the house. I did buy an Aeropress and watch Dance Party, USA which ive been meaning to watch for like weeks. Not sure I want to start drinking because its early and i feel like the second i open up a beer someone will be like hey come drive to this awesome place and then ill be like fuck.
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Haha yup. I did that three times in a row at the bar one night. Was sitting at the table and a waitress came up and asked if I needed another drink. All I could do was just look at her and shake my head.
Dude...we gotta "go green" sometime.
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A beer and 75% of a bottle of wine in. Pretty drunk. Watching Tintin with my wife. This movie isn't all that great. Time to play some Borderlands on the 'ole lapytop.
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At a dudes house drinking honey whiskey, club soda and line. Fucking delicious. This is my new drink.
^borderlanda on an old laptop is the first way I played borderlands which is one of my favorite games ever. Cheers bro, keep it real.
^borderlanda on an old laptop is the first way I played borderlands which is one of my favorite games ever. Cheers bro, keep it real.
Well it's official one dude in this thread, I fucks with this shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
Combine 4 oz. of hand sanitizer gel with 1 tsp. of table salt. Cover a cup or bowl with several layers of cheesecloth or a similar porous material. Strain the mixture through the cheesecloth. The liquid ethyl alcohol will pass through, leaving the congealed salt and glycerin behind.
Reneledarker
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Just had some wheat beers, not bad tbh.
tearsofash
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Can't read anything.
All I know is that I had 8 blue valiums in a few hours,
How are you GAF? I'm listening to cAptain ahab
All I know is that I had 8 blue valiums in a few hours,
How are you GAF? I'm listening to cAptain ahab
Atramental
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ugh... I don't want to go to church tomorrow.
fucking hate it.
but if I still want to sleep in a bed, have clothes to wear, and food to eat It's best that I just maintain the status quo and go with the flow...
fucking hate it.
but if I still want to sleep in a bed, have clothes to wear, and food to eat It's best that I just maintain the status quo and go with the flow...
what does this mean?
Atramental
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my religious parents will basically disown me if I don't go to church with them every sunday.
edit:
probably shouldn't say too much because my dad told me that he lurks on GAF sometimes to make sure I'm not talking shit.
edit2: probably end up clearing these last two posts out
edit3: or fuck it. I don't care.
Atramental
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real life and I did talk to them
there's no compromising with my parents unless I do something drastic.
Like having the discipline committee at Bob Jones University find out that I was an atheist and having them tell me to leave because I would not cave into their petty attempts to convert me back to Christianity.
That was a drastic enough event that caused my parents to transfer me over to USC Upstate.
edit: it's 2:30 am where I live so I better get some sleep so I can wake up at 7 am...
there's no compromising with my parents unless I do something drastic.
Like having the discipline committee at Bob Jones University find out that I was an atheist and having them tell me to leave because I would not cave into their petty attempts to convert me back to Christianity.
That was a drastic enough event that caused my parents to transfer me over to USC Upstate.
edit: it's 2:30 am where I live so I better get some sleep so I can wake up at 7 am...
tearsofash
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WTF, the tiny coffee sweeteners are not blocks and this isn't Tall:infinity
FantasticMrFoxdie
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Quackerdrill
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alright. drunk. I never post. what's up, my neoGAF fellas?
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lmao i feel kind of creepy right now. I just had the cutest encounter.
So I was jogging around the lake, and its fucking hot out today. And I was feeling kind of out of it and didn't bring water with me so I ran the opposite direction of what I route I usually take. Because they have water fountains on that side of the lake.
Well, I'm jogging and listening to this really outrageous trance mix while totally spacing out, so when I get over to the drinking fountains I kinda just look up and out of nowhere theres suuper cute girl walking to the water fountain to fill up a bottle. She could see I was dying so she offered to let me go first, with like the best smile ever. So after I slurp down my water while making this really embarassing GLULULURRRP sound I kinda step back and stretch for a second while she fills up her bottle. I make the usual small talk about how its really nice, etc and find out shes there collecting bugs [BUGS! I encountered a cute bug collector like I WAS INSIDE POKEMON] for a project. I thought it was really cool so I asked her to hang out.
Then she's like "Uhhhmm, I'm in junior high."
And go WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT in a really high pitched shocked tone. And then she starts laughing and she has the best laugh. And I apologized and was like "whoa thats so crazy!" And then I told her, "you're really really cute." And walked off.
Then like 25 minutes later since they were headed the opposite direction I see them again on the other side of the lake. And I jog past and wave, and she gives the BIGGEST most CONTENT smile I've ever seen someone give.
So I was jogging around the lake, and its fucking hot out today. And I was feeling kind of out of it and didn't bring water with me so I ran the opposite direction of what I route I usually take. Because they have water fountains on that side of the lake.
Well, I'm jogging and listening to this really outrageous trance mix while totally spacing out, so when I get over to the drinking fountains I kinda just look up and out of nowhere theres suuper cute girl walking to the water fountain to fill up a bottle. She could see I was dying so she offered to let me go first, with like the best smile ever. So after I slurp down my water while making this really embarassing GLULULURRRP sound I kinda step back and stretch for a second while she fills up her bottle. I make the usual small talk about how its really nice, etc and find out shes there collecting bugs [BUGS! I encountered a cute bug collector like I WAS INSIDE POKEMON] for a project. I thought it was really cool so I asked her to hang out.
Then she's like "Uhhhmm, I'm in junior high."
And go WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT in a really high pitched shocked tone. And then she starts laughing and she has the best laugh. And I apologized and was like "whoa thats so crazy!" And then I told her, "you're really really cute." And walked off.
Then like 25 minutes later since they were headed the opposite direction I see them again on the other side of the lake. And I jog past and wave, and she gives the BIGGEST most CONTENT smile I've ever seen someone give.
Atramental
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It was weird, once she said it I could totally see it, but before that she really didn't look that young to me.
I never would, I just felt like absolute shit.
The evening started out great, but I just became a sorry mess by the time I got home.
Edit: I'm not used to the American grade system, but how old would junior high be? 16?
At least that made for a hilarious story. I'm stuck inside writing a paper.
Atramental
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I believe it is 11 to 14 or 15. 
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While I was jogging the thought occurred to me it was possible she said "I'm a junior" which would be less incriminating. But I'm pretty sure most people aren't 18 junior year anyway, so its kind of a moot point.
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Dude I was dying. I had a moment of panic when I realized how dry my mouth was. Now my lips are cracked.
lunchtoast
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Last night my friend and I got some crappy pizza and a bottle of rum. We played a drinking game with Kirby's return to dreamland or whatever taking half shot when you die, and a full shot whoever lost the slingshot mini game after every level, plus shots for the ninja star mini game.
Eventually I got sick like I always do when I drink too much liquor and threw up and continued to do so, which isn't bad since I'd rather have it out than digest it. I don't think rum shots chasing with sprite was a good combo either.
Today was hiking and Walking Dead game.
Eventually I got sick like I always do when I drink too much liquor and threw up and continued to do so, which isn't bad since I'd rather have it out than digest it. I don't think rum shots chasing with sprite was a good combo either.
Today was hiking and Walking Dead game.
Why did I get Bud Light Plat? Shit tastes kinda nasty. Oh yeah, because I work early now and I have limited time to catch a buzz. Fuckin' responsibilities getting in the way of my drinking habits, this ain't right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XSimMCPpw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XSimMCPpw
theinfinityissue
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Simple pleasures, cheers friend.
I'm waiting for the last bit of sunlight to die off before I rip into this cheapo bud ice, then I'll probably watch a bit of twitch tv streams and try my damndest to get into Torchlight. I want to believe it's Diablo 3.
disappeared
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tonight I'm drinking to another piece of my heart that was taken away, one week ago tonight.
this shit never seems to get easier.
this shit never seems to get easier.
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ten bells. I'll see you guys next weekend.
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