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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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Alright, bumpin it rightnow.


I made an accidental dope remix. I was initializing iTunes to play a Squarepusher cd, while at the same time loading a tab of teengirl fantasy's live footage. My computer froze and they started playing at the same time, out of sync.


Well since I'm Jtwo, I have a minidisc recording my computers optical out at all times and since I was tripping complete and utter balls from being dehydrated and having bad habits I didn't even realize there were two songs playing at once until I closed the youtube window thinking "wow their live stuff sounds way different" and discovered that music was still playing in itunes.

Complete accident, but it SOUNDS AMAZING. I need to record it back and get an mp3 of it for you to hear but what the hell it was so weird.


been listening to that track theentire time ive been writing this and im digging it hardcore
 
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Shit yeah I know this one. Fuckin' fuck yeah. Abrax + Co are the cats meow.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
I have been disowned from the Uk thread this is my new home.

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Drunk+in+public


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Every had to deal with a friction burn on the penis guys ? I have just had one heal but fuck it was a complete life ruining hassle for a good month (It didn't heal because i was wanking/having sex)
 
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Kentpaul said:
I have been disowned from the Uk thread this is my new home.

Every had to deal with a friction burn on the penis guys ? I have just had one heal but fuck it was a complete life ruining hassle for a good month (It didn't heal because i was wanking/having sex)
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I know the feeling. I would get them all the time when visiting the ex when she was up at school.
 
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FantasticMrFoxdie said:
Daaaamn. That looks like a sensory feast.

Shadow needs to put out new material stat.
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The bass was actually palpable. It's standard to have the bass thud through the chest, but this time I felt it in my neck. Adam's apple bass jiggle. So fucking happy I am able to cross it off the bucket list finally.

He said he's going to take a break but excited to get back to regular DJ shows/sets.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Mully said:
I know the feeling. I would get them all the time when visiting the ex when she was up at school.
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Its a pain in the ass, I'v had to started masturbating with lube just incase the tender skin breaks again.

The worse thing about my ordeal with having to go 3 days without masturbation. Hellish.

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Mully

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Kentpaul said:
Its a pain in the ass, I'v had to started masturbating with lube just incase the tender skin breaks again.

The worse thing about my ordeal with having to go 3 days without masturbation. Hellish
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Yeah the last time I got it was back in August. I just moved the ex into her new apartment near her school. We literally fucked and ate for 3 days straight. I had to come home two days early. Hurricane Irene was fast approaching and being the only guy in the house made me boarding up the windows man.

A day after that we lost power from the storm for a week and a half. I had a tender penis, no power, and it was hot as balls. Sweat is the worst when it gets inside your cuts, etc.
 
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Sometimes I think: maybe I'll read a great classic novel, or find a seminal film from an auteur to watch- but then I remember there is always this thread.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
facebook chat is down fuck is this shit ? Can't even message my girl to bring me home a few beers

undercooked my sausage. I now have the taste of uncooked meat in my mouth. Fucking horrible oh my god.
 
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Mully having sex with his girlfriend has been implanted in my mind.
 
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Cindres

Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
Kentpaul said:
I have been disowned from the Uk thread this is my new home.



Every had to deal with a friction burn on the penis guys ? I have just had one heal but fuck it was a complete life ruining hassle for a good month (It didn't heal because i was wanking/having sex)
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YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSE BACK IN THE UK THREAD.

One or two don't speak for all ;)
 
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Dr Eggman said:
Do you guys like getting double penetrated?
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A friend invited me to DP his girlfriend once, was asleep on his couch and woke up with him shaking me, completely naked asking me to join him. But she's kind of nasty and was so drunk it would probably have been considered rape (this drunk), also afraid he would stick a finger up my chocolate factory or something like that.
 
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Atramental said:
ey, Eggman.

do Greeks have like tons of sex?

Someone once told me that they did.
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Greek females usually like anal. But no, where I lived for 10 years (Cyprus not Greece) most teenage girls were "high-class" and didn't really have sex alot. I moved since the summer of 09, and according to some of my friends, the chicks are starting to spread their legs more now.
 
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Atramental

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MY EARS!

They are tingling.

edit: Oh! that reminds me, supposedly there's some sort of hypnotic audio porn that'll make you cum while you're in a trance. lol
 
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ATF487

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Atramental said:
Welp, 1 day down of not fapping and only 89 more days to go.

I've got this.
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That's a lot of days. I went for 45 or so recently and it wasn't so bad but i dunno if i could go without wanking for 3 months

so i got drunk last night and put off writing my take home final until right now. i only need a few more pages but it's due in 2 hours and oh god i'm so tired
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
SmokyDave said:
Well, that was... ...interesting. I've not watched a beheading for a while.

I reckon you'd be best removing that.
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Congrats on the engagement dave! I'm proud son you have hung the old hunting rifle up for good.

How does this sound guys

20mg of ephedrine, 2 beers and half Q of weed.

Sounds good to me guys, I wonder what will happen with my apatite with the ephedrine stopping it and the weed promoting it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
 
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Just finished jerking off to my girlfriend on Skype.
 
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