Episode 3?Hellcrow said:So... what do we wait and hope for after DNF?
Episode 3?Hellcrow said:So... what do we wait and hope for after DNF?
If it was a 14 year old game it wouldn't have regenerating health and a 2 weapon limit.FTH said:Looks like we got what we asked for.
A 14 year old game
Nocebo said:If it was a 14 year old game it wouldn't have regenerating health and a 2 weapon limit.
Buckethead said:Supposedly, that wasn't an engine and they built specific demo maps just to make a trailer.
I don't know who to believe on that one.
Teknoman said:Still have my fingers crossed that the retail version is megaton quality.
I don't understand why they chose a desert and some caves to show off their game :\FunBoy said:Indeed please be better than the demo!
subversus said:Let's talk about two weapons limit
lol
diddles said:note, i bought and enjoyed GnR's Chinese Democracy.
Narag said:Daikatana will never be forgotten by virtue of its marketing alone.
randomwab said:You know, after playing the demo twice this weekend, I was thinking about DNF while driving into work this morning. And one thought was persistent throughout the whole drive;
By the end of next week, no one will even remember Daikatana. Forever will have taken that crown.
That demo has just ruined any faith I have in this being anywhere close to decent. I was a supporter of Duke for so long. I believed Duke would be a return to the old school style of shooter; fast paced, plenty of variety, huge open levels and fun mechanics. Duke would have been worth the wait. But I now believe we stand on the precipice of the biggest gaming trainwreck ever.
Seriously, that demo was just awful. Everyone's focusing on the two weapon limit, which is the tip of the iceberg of what's wrong with this game, in my opinion. True, having that limit is stupid and is completely counter to how they're marketing the game; fun old school, but I believe that adding the ability to carry all weapons can't save what's here now.
You also have the awfully linear levels, which are bare and overly scripted. The way those little wood cabins and cacti were placed and their destructibility was laughable in the second part of the demo. I couldnt believe it when that Use explosives on the dropship message appeared on screen. I was even further shocked when I saw how the ship crashed to create a bridge for the played. Christ, that was about the jankiest thing Ive seen in a game for years.
Even the core mechanics feel broken. Like gunplay, for example, is flat and uninteresting. Every weapon feels dull, theres no weight to them and they dont feel powerful at all. And due to the two weapon restriction, theres constantly weapons inexplicably just lying around. That happens in all shooters, but here, its so noticeable thanks to the bare as fuck levels.
Even the Duke character is pretty shameful now. I thought Duke was amazing when I was playing D3D as a kid. But so much has happened between these two games in regards to pop culture and what people generally find funny. We have Bulletstorm, which allows you to set fire to a guys asshole or whatever the fuck. That is to games now what D3D was then, in my opinion. A dude ripping off lines from John Carpenter movies and the Evil Dead and saying how much he loves tits and swearing just doesnt cut it anymore.
If this game doesnt get ripped to shreds by reviews and players, then I will be shocked. I just cant imagine Broussard right now. Hes spent millions on this game, and its taken up 14 years of his life, and hes about to become the biggest joke in gaming. Gearbox is in the perfect position here, too. They get the praise for finally releasing the game, but they can just push the blame on the game being bad to 3D Realms, as they were just finishing up their work.
I just, I dont know. I have my copy pre-ordered on Steam and Ill be playing it through on Friday for sure, so the jokes on me at the end of the day. Sorry for the long post, just had to clear my head.
I just wish I could bet on Duke. Time to fire up D3D and weep.
Chiggs said:Daikatana's first level is so bad that I can and never will forget that smoldering shitheap.
Narag said:Woot or something had a random boxed $2 PC game for sale a few years back. People were expecting shovelware or hunting games. I received Daikatana.
randomwab said:I just cant imagine Broussard right now. Hes spent millions on this game, and its taken up 14 years of his life, and hes about to become the biggest joke in gaming
Sectus said:By the way, I don't think this was included in the OP, the 1998 trailer for the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOPjBoClw0
viciouscabaret said:graphics are definitely a step up from the original.
viciouscabaret said:Yes.
viciouscabaret said:I'd say it's fair, still a continuity and still a sequel, the time apart is irrelevant. Any Duke fan that has been waiting will probably appreciate it.
Sethos said:No, people with a lower standard with appreciate. Just because you're a Duke fan, doesn't necessarily mean you want to suck up this abomination that doesn't hold any of the qualities Duke 3D did. Basically only has the name on the box and the cheesy one-liners, everything else just doesn't hold up for its time and the map design / feature-set just seems like a step down.
Chiggs said:I just watched the Postal III trailer and it looks like everything DNF wishes it could be. Sort of sad, isn't it?
Nice edit.Sethos said:No, people with a lower standard with appreciate. Just because you're a Duke fan, doesn't necessarily mean you want to suck up this abomination that doesn't hold any of the qualities Duke 3D did. Basically only has the name on the box and the cheesy one-liners, everything else just doesn't hold up for its time and the map design / feature-set just seems like a step down. Just because it's Duke Nukem, doesn't mean that's a free-pass card for the game to suck donkey balls, no idea when that idea was allowed to run wild.
Fine, some people enjoy it and take it for what it is but stop this, "Oh you need to be a Duke fan to appreciate it" and pretend the game actually holds up to any kinds of standards. It's a bad game with none of the Duke Nukem spirit.
viciouscabaret said:Settle down.
I watched a 20 min presentation on postal 3 back in August and it looked lots of fun within a crazy world!Chiggs said:I just watched the Postal III trailer and it looks like everything DNF wishes it could be. Sort of sad, isn't it?
randomwab said:In a perfect world, the money I used to buy Forever is going toward Gearbox's own Nukem game.
In this game, Duke is an aging dudebro who won't let the world forget how awesome he once was and how he saved all our babes. Except the world has forgotten and he's a broke bum. He's a mess; beard, long hair and trampy clothes. Then the aliens show up again and he thinks this is his time to reclaim his glory. Cut to montage of him cleaning himself up and walking out looking like classic Duke, followed by people asking "What the fuck do you look like, dude?"
Throughout the game, Duke keeps running into the EDF, who I imagine are typical modern day Gears/Bulletstorm dudebros and are actually winning the fight against the aliens. Duke, however, keeps shitting on their efforts and attempting to show them up, failing each time. I want this to be that whole "Snake is outdated" thing from Metal Gear Solid 4, but applied to Duke Nukem with the best parody ever.
In a perfect world though. Like the one that has a good Duke Nukem Forever.
Nah, I'm doing just fine. Perhaps you're the one on edge, saying people only with low standards will enjoy DOF and saying the game "sucks donkey balls" based on a 7 minute demo?Sethos said:I'm collected and calm, write out a decent post and you tell me to settle down? Hmm, isn't that usually the sign of someone a bit on edge about their opinion being threatened?
viciouscabaret said:Got the demo and my buddy and I played it and enjoyed the hell out of it, we're old school fans too of Duke3d. Really, the demo's actual gunplay lasts about 5 minutes- but it was enough for me to know that Duke was fucking back and still a blast to play. The interactivity was already good too, took me way back to where I would waste hours on just using the toilets and flicking the lights, playing pool, etc...
Gameplay felt fine to me, graphics are definitely a step up from the original- even if they're not 10/10 jawdropping good they are when compared to the other Duke games.
Day 1 purchase, Balls of Steel edition all the way.
Basically, if you're a Duke Nukem fan the game is a godsend. If you're a true, hardcore FPS enthusiast then I guess I see how the game could be underwhelming.
viciouscabaret said:Nah, I'm doing just fine. Perhaps you're the one on edge, saying people only with low standards will enjoy DOF and saying the game "sucks donkey balls" based on a 7 minute demo?