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[Tortfeasor]

Saw this today from a link from fark... I don't know why but I laughed out loud.

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said: "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said: "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

"That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

[olimario]

How did she get the picture?

 

[psycho_snake]

I've got so many of these but most of them will just make you cry.

I say: Do you want to hear the bin joke?
You say: Yeah
I say: No, its rubbish

I say: Do you want to hear the wall Joke?
You say: Yeah
I say: No, you'll never get over it.

What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you do when Micheal Jackson is drowning?
Throw him a buoy

 

[MrCheez]

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replies: "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Firest0rm]

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replies: "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

lol.

 

[Outlaw]

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks "Um... doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replies: "Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

Ask me why dinner isn't ready

Why isn't dinner ready?

I don't know STUPID BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Justin Bailey]

If you don't live in the South, well, just pretend you do for a sec:

Why can't you get any good head up North?

Spoiler

Because all the cocksuckers moved down here.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

whats the best thing about being a conjoined twin?

having someone to kiss while you wank.

:\

 

[Ninja Scooter]

a rabbi, a priest and a lawyer are on a sinking boat. The rabbi says "Save the children first!". The lawyer says "FUCK THE CHILDREN!". The priest says "Do you think we have time?"