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[XiaNaphryz]

http://eater.com/archives/2013/04/03/dunkin-unleashes-glazed-donut-breakfast-sandwiches.php

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, put on your fat pants because Dunkin' Donuts is testing a Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich. A rep for the coffee chain tells Eater, "a few select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in eastern Massachusetts are currently carrying a Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich." What's a Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich? It's a simple sandwich, really, just bacon and a "pepper fried egg" (whatever that means) stuffed inside a plain old glazed yeast doughnut. Is this our generation's KFC Double Down?

Doughnut sandwiches are not new, obviously. There's the Krispy Kreme cheeseburger from the Wisconsin State Fair, the Paula Deen brunch burger she may or may not have lied about inventing, and the infamous Luther Burger at Churchkey in DC. Chicken Charlies has served up chicken sandwiches in jelly doughnuts, Bleeding Heart Bakery in Chicago serves a customizable breakfast sandwich with options including fried green tomatoes and country ham, some locations of the chain Fractured Prune serve scrambled egg breakfast sandwiches, and Gourdough's Public House in Austin has an entire sandwich section on their menu. Still, Dunkin' Donuts is a huge, national chain.

So why make a doughnut breakfast sandwich? According to the rep, "We constantly strive to offer a wide variety of products to satisfy the needs of our guests." Well, America, are your needs satisfied?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Yeah, I'd eat that.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

give it.

 

[El_Chino]

 

[Freezasaurus]

That looks healthy.

 

[balddemon]

I'd eat it. I'd get that sticky white glaze all over my hands, but that's nothing new.

 

[DrFunk]

So a Luther Burger minus the burger?

...oddly want

 

[DonMigs85]

Will they have a sausage or Canadian bacon version?

 

[TheSeks]

That looks healthy.

It's not. Paula Deen Diabeetus approved.

 

[Camp Lo]

This is the closest I'll get to the Luther. I want badly.

 

[D-Pad]

I've made this plenty of times. The sweetness of the donut compliments the salty bacon, and the textures from the egg and cheese... Very good.

 

[pompidu]

god damn this country is fat.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Would eat.

Would also prefer sausage.

 

[R3TRODYCE]

I'd knock it down, but feel gross afterwards. The story of my life.

 

[ant1532]

can you feel it gaf? us living in the past. this will change everything.

 

[Zod the Bear]

If it hits Maryland, day one.

 

[Dicer]

I love their eggs now, they are yummy.

I'll ingest several of these

 

[HappyBivouac]

I was just saying a couple of days ago that they need to do this.

 

[vatstep]

My friend got one the other day and told me he'd let me know how it was. I never heard back, so I assume that he didn't make it out alive.

Xia, have you made a thread about Pizza Hut's "Crazy Cheesy Crust Pizza" yet? GAF must be informed.

 

[Angry Fork]

I don't know how people can eat this kind of stuff, the thought of it makes me almost feel queasy.

Reminds me of this

 

[Petrie]

To be young and not care what I put into my body. A small part of me misses those glorious days.

Wouldn't waste a cheat meal on this, though for one of those burgers I would.

 

[Josh7289]

Sugar, salt, and fat.

 

[Emitan]

I would eat it.

#ThisIsWhyI'mFat

 

[HappyBivouac]

I bet some of you naysayers would eat every item in that sandwich separately without batting an eye.

 

[Petrie]

I bet some of you naysayers would eat every item in that sandwich separately without batting an eye.

People would eat a donut, an egg, and bacon?

Shock and awe!

 

[B!TCH]

Sugar, salt, and fat.

The three most important elements on the periodic table of deliciousness!

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I'd try it one or twice.

 

[backlot]

Anybody know which stores have it? I might try one if they're close by enough.

 

[sfedai0]

Give me a choice of buns and it'll be even sweeter. Like jelly doughnut buns...mmmmm

 

[HappyBivouac]

People would eat a donut, an egg, and bacon?

Shock and awe!

Yes.. that's.. that's the point.

People would eat them separately, but if they're combined it's suddenly, "IF YOU EAT THIS YOU WILL DIE."

 

[sappyday]

This is their version of the Double Down.

 

[Aaron]

I have not one but two Dunkins in the building where I work, but they're both too small to do this. Not worth walking a block to try.

 

[Camp Lo]

Nvm

 

[EightBitNate]

DUNKIN DONUTS NEW GLAZED WAFFLE PORK-CHOP FRIED CHICKEN W/ MIRACLE WHIP BREAKFAST/BRUNCH SANDWICH, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

 

[BoosterDuck]

Wish it was a sausage instead of bacon.

 

[Sub_Level]

Fuck yes give it to me.

If there's cheese in there then fuck...best breakfast item of all time.

 

[ChainedMaster]

I don't know how people can eat this kind of stuff, the thought of it makes me almost feel queasy.

Reminds me of this

What's wrong with either one? Some people are seriously prude when it comes to food.

 

[lethial]

I don't know how people can eat this kind of stuff, the thought of it makes me almost feel queasy.

Reminds me of this

Yes because you can buy these. I imagine people said the same things when McMuffins came out. "Eggs? Bacon? AND AN ENGLISH MUFFIN!?!? WHAT THE!? That's soooooo gross!"

 

[bort]

why do i click these these at night!!!!

 

[CornBurrito]

 

[Zoe]

Why can't they just do some of Mr Donut's donuts

 

[sixteen-bit]

Boondocks is real

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

I don't know how people can eat this kind of stuff, the thought of it makes me almost feel queasy.

Probably because we have normal stomachs.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

America truly is the greatest country in the world

 

[fuzzyreactor]

That....actually looks pretty damn delicious. Hope it hits Ohio soon.

 

[highrider]

want.

 

[Auron_Kale]

I too wish there was a sausage option. I think sweet compliments sausage more than bacon, as I love dipping my sausage pieces in maple syrup.

 

[omg_mjd]

Gimme. They also need to make one with cheese.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Hnnnng. Looks so diabolically delicious.

That kind of shit will be the downfall of the American Empire.

 

[xxracerxx]

Looks awful.