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[StreetsofBeige]

Never mind overdosing on sugary drinks. For those of you who arent American, visit a city and drive around. Buffets everywhere. And a lot of pizza are really thick and doughy like double the weight of what you'd think is a normal pizza.

 

[Come On Tars]

Seems like ez material for shitty stand up comedians.

 

[ADiTAR]

This used to be the size of drink in the super size me meals. I still remeber coming to LA for E3 2001 and getting this or maybe even bigger bucket in BK.

 

[GloveSlap]

I guess it could be alright to bring to the office and share with other people. Drinking it by yourself would be crazy though.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I guess it could be alright to bring to the office and share with other people. Drinking it by yourself would be crazy though.

All coffee places have these take out containers. Often a big and a small size. This new bucket drink is meant for one person.

 

[Robot Carnival]

great for truck drivers. you can use it as a piss bucket for those long drives.

 

[ahtlas7]

Asked grok to add the missing element…

 

[Dr_Ifto]

So the size of a super big gulp?

 

[Mr Reasonable]

So the size of a super big gulp?

This is bigger.

 

[ReBurn]

Thank god for this I wasn't fat enough already

 

[StreetsofBeige]

48 oz = 1.42L = 4 x 355 ml cans

Imagine drinking 4 cans at once. lol

 

[Grenseal]

 

[DavidGzz]

Looks like a retarded advertisement in Idiocracy. Pretty fitting these days.

 

[TransTrender]

Weird shape.
Do they fit in car cupholders?

Putting aside the trough jokes and grossly high sugar content, don't the containers also break practicality? The advantage of thinner, leaner drink containers is that they fit in cars' cup holders which is helpful for people on the go in the morning. I mean, with the lower base of gravity you at least don't have to worry about them falling over in the passenger's seat, but they're also so wide now that the ergonomic designers had to add a fucking handle at the top so people can easily carry the fucking things.

Yeah this

 

[p_xavier]

That's terrorism against your own people at this stage.

 

[dave_d]

Agreed. The kids still like Dunkin but they have totally dropped off my donut radar, such as it is. MUCH prefer indie donut shops now.

The best ones are of course run by an Asian couple. (Well the ones around here totally are.)

 

[dave_d]

One of the best bits from Monty Python's best movie.

 

[Majima Everywhere System]

New summer challenge: take your Wegovy and see how far into the bucket you can get!

 

[flying_sq]

KFC beat them too it with a 1/2 gallon mega jug for $3. $1 went to diabetes research. https://theweek.com/articles/483837/irony-alert-buy-kfcs-800calorie-soda-support-diabetes-research

 

[LyricalShrike]

KFC beat them too it with a 1/2 gallon mega jug for $3. $1 went to diabetes research. https://theweek.com/articles/483837/irony-alert-buy-kfcs-800calorie-soda-support-diabetes-research

It's hard to take anybody seriously who shits on the double down. Spicy double down is one of the most delicious things ever made and not really much worse off than eating a 2 piece.

 

[wondermega]

For those having a hard time visualizing how big this fucker is, here's a 1.5 quart (48oz) saucepan.

What's that green shit next to it?

 

[0neAnd0nly]

Closest equivalent Dunkin drinks scaled up to 48oz values

Strawberry Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher
Calories = 465
Sodium = 37.5 mg
Carbs = 112.5 g
Total sugar = 108 g
Caffeine = 198 mg

Blueberry Cobbler Iced Latte (closest official match: Blueberry Cobbler Iced Coffee)
Calories = 510
Sodium = 480 mg
Carbs = 79.5 g
Total sugar = 75 g
Caffeine = 594 mg

Caramel Coco Iced Coffee (closest official match: Caramel Chocolate Iced Coffee w/ Chocolate Cold Foam)
Calories = 585
Sodium = 210 mg
Carbs = 85.5 g
Total sugar = 81 g
Caffeine = 594 mg

Virtually a health drink!

 

[GymWolf]

This used to be the size of drink in the super size me meals. I still remeber coming to LA for E3 2001 and getting this or maybe even bigger bucket in BK.

A bigger bucket than that? Basically a small swimming pool...

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Fuck yeah.

 

[ADiTAR]

A bigger bucket than that? Basically a small swimming pool...

Yeah, i remeber leaving it on a trash can because it was too fucking big.

 

[AJUMP23]

People will be like "eating healthy is too expensive" then they'll go and spend almost $12 on 48oz of heavily sweetened blueberry iced latte.

It is more time consuming. There are lots of options for eating, but eating healthy tends to require prep and planning. I think that is where convenience wins out.

 

[LordCBH]

Jesus Christ life has just become a fucking meme.

Get your ass down to Dunkin to get your slop bucket with 1400 gram of sugar and chemicals, then go get your slop bowls from chipotle (I say as I genuinely do enjoy chipotle time to time).

You know the very first video we'll see of these is some basic white girls custom drink of 75 servings of sugar, 67 pumps of caramel, and a splash of coffee.