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[Winterfang]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[andymcc]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

what in the fuck

 

[Bruiserk]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Come on GAF, I just woke up.

Edit: I wouldn't mind if this guy got a tag.

 

[Ostinatto]

I bite at the inside of my cheeks occasionally. I'm not trying to eat them or anything. I don't know why, it's like a tick or something. I bite right-left-right, and usually finish it off with a good old mouth stretch. Sucks that my jaw pops a lot now. I also do the chapped lips thing.

i also do this

highfive

 

[Shadow2222]

I bite my fingernails and occasionally the skin off my lips, but that is it.

 

[strafer]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Chuck Norris]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[BFIB]

I'm a nail biter.

I'm a lip biter.

I chew the inside of my cheek.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Friggz]

What the?

if you have a mustache its pretty common.

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

I eat myself out.

Thats not possible unless you have no ribs.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Why did I read skin as dick

 

[Pau]

My aunt yanks out and eats her hair. She was emotionally abused as a child and developed the habit as a way to cope. She's only ever stopped once for about six months as an adult. She's on medication to control it and it does help keep it from getting really bad, so that's always an option.

 

[PhaZZe]

I eat my nails i really dont know why

 

[triplestation]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

&**%#%"$!!:::'&:*&4*??/???;*--????((

 

[bud]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

:O

 

[SovanJedi]

Well I WAS enjoying this beef hot pot until now...

OT: I pick my nose and bite my nails regularly.

 

[Tecl0n]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[strafer]

Dude...that is totally Jack.

 

[FOOTE]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[BreakyBoy]

This is seriously the best thread.

The best.

Edit: To keep in the spirit of things, I'll "bite". Specifically, I occasionally trim my fingernails with my teeth. Trim being the operative word, as I never get it down too far, where I end up breaking skin. Also, I'm usually aware enough not to do it in front of people.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

How many of you do this?

I have never been the type to eat my own boogers or anything (well not as an older specimen anyway), but I have other habits that I know to be kind of gross.

I bite the skin off my lips if they're chapped (sometimes to the point I make them sore), and I bite the inside of my cheeks all the time. I bite my nails. If there are no nails to bite I bite the skin around the nails. Now I've got some facial hair going, I've found myself trimming my moustache with my teeth too. It seems like a subconscious thing, a nervous thing... I was doing some combination of the above at the weekend, because I was at a party where some guy (who has learning difficulties and apparently works with racists) was being obnoxiously and publicly racist and threatening to start trouble. While trying to intervene and control the situation, I was failing hard and just wanted to leave... that could be a whole other topic really, the whole night was awful for me thanks to this one guy. Edit: I'd just like to clarify - thankfully, the crap he was spewing stayed out of earshot of anyone who might have also had their night ruined. If I do it when I'm not nervous, I sometimes wonder if its anything to do with me skipping breakfast.

I don't like it and I'd like to stop, but by the time I realise I'm doing some of these things, I've already been doing them for several minutes.

Anyone know what causes this kind of behaviour - and if it has any kind of adverse affect? Apart from disgusting people I mean... I know that girls (or dudes) who chew their own hair can actually get hairballs for example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapunzel_syndrome

Anyone ever managed to quit biting their nails for example?

I had this issue until I was 18 and addicted to chapstick. Like I didn't realize I was chewing on my lip until it was too late. Once I forced my lips to heal and quit using chapstick daily it got better.

 

[Hilti92]

I pick my nose, bite my nails, bite my skin, pick my skin and bite my lips. All terrible, unattractive habits that I would love to get rid of but it is impossible. My girlfriend always gets on me about it too which is understandable because it's all disgusting. Doesn't look good and it hurts.

 

[PoweredBySoy]

I bite the skin off my lips if they're chapped (sometimes to the point I make them sore), and I bite the inside of my cheeks all the time.

I'm doing this right now. The inside of my cheeks feel like they've been through a cheese grater.

But I never do it to soreness or bleeding or anything.

 

[Brofield]

This further proves the theory of relativity in discussions like these, that in whatever your gross feature is, there is an nth generation of something grosser than what you do.

I chew my nails, and occasionally the skin around it. I spit it out, though. Fingernails down the throat scratch like a bitch.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Except for you. There is no nth generation of grossness for you.

 

[Ducarmel]

Sometimes I bite off my nails and peal the skin around them if its loose, but I spit them out.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Realyn]

WTFFFFFF is this thread????? WTFFFWTF.

Please tell me this is a troll flashmob or smth like that.

 

[OverBlood 3]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

You're full of shit.

 

[Omni]

I occasionally bite skin from my lip, but it's not too serious. A big problem I have is biting the skin from around my fingernails... It looks shocking especially when my hands get wet. I've been trying to stop, but it's just a nasty habit now.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Samara]

I would remove my entire little toenail, it bled and hurted so much that I would walk with a limp for a couple of days. I havent done it in years, but thinking back, sheesh, it was extremely stupid.

 

[True Underdog]

I have a bad habit of biting my nails and skin beside my nails. I have no idea how to curb the skin around the nails issue.

I don't eat the skin or nails though, I just spit them out.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

:|

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

I have a really bad lip biting habit myself, OP. Started when I was a kid of no older than 5 and I haven't been able to stop since. I rarely if ever bite them until they're sore/bleeding, but still it's pretty bad and my lips tend to look like shit most of the time.

 

[MThanded]

You need some help. Sounds like you have symptoms of something that may be a bigger underlying problem.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I sometimes bite the skin off of my lip if I'm without lip balm, but I've never purposely eaten my own skin or nails or whatever.

 

[Vicehii]

I bite my nails a bit, and maybe the skin around it...but usually that's because I zone out and don't realize what I'm doing.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Akahige]

holy fuck

 

[CrazyDude]

Biting nail is uncomfortable, I just end up ripping my nail to make them shorter.

 

[rj118]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[radioheadrule83]

You need some help. Sounds like you have symptoms of something that may be a bigger underlying problem.

Is this a serious allusion to something or..?

 

[anarckitty]

I bite the insides of my cheeks. I used to bite my nails and proceed to chew on the nail, eventually spitting it out. I do enjoy peeling dead skin from a sunburn off myself or other people. As for eating it though?? No way.

 

[agrajag]

scabs are nature's beef jerky

 

[Samurai_Heart]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

wat

 

[Save 'N Quit]

I lick my blood off from anyplace I'm bleeding from, does that count?

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Yeah.

I'm just going to avoid coming into Off Topic for awhile.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I bite my nails and eat my finger skin daily. My favorite area is the joint on the thumb.

 

[Rocket Punch]

What about drinking your own juice? Gay men are more prone to this than straight men I presume. I'm sure everyone has at some point tasted their own seed. Not particularly appealing.

 

[phaze]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Also what the hell man, what the hell. This is disgusting even if you wrote it only for laughs.

 

[bidguy]

I suffer from Trichotillomania (well not as heavily as when I was younger). I would pull out my eyelashes and eat them. This started when I was about 8 years old and I almost always had bald eyelids. People began to notice during High School which killed my self-esteem. I'm 23 now and am recovering from doing it. I still remember the days when people made fun of me for doing it, ugh.

dont worry man you just got bad taste