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[Juicy Bob]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Violet_0]

can't help it, I
am
so
tasty

 

[lunchtoast]

I bite the dead skin off my lips, and skin around my nails. Also bite inside of lip/cheek. I try not to do this in public though.

 

[Koodo]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Oh.

 

[DarkKyo]

 

[BlueTsunami]

This whole thread is nope

 

[Omni]

Never change, GAF.

 

[Darklord]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Winterfang]

That post should be quoted at the top of every page.

 

[BruiserBear]

I bit my nails for many, many years. Probably from the ages of 4 to my mid twenties. I would usually swallow the pieces I bit off too.

More than 10 years later I haven't bitten them since. The simple reason I quit was that I came to realize just how gross the habit really was, and frankly how unsanitary it was. Frequently placing your fingers in your mouth is the easiest way to get yourself sick.

Once the thought became solidified, that this was gross, that was it. Haven't bitten them since.

 

[lil smoke]

I imagine a lot of kida have tried to taste their shit, but don't really talk about it.

 

[MrKaepora]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

What about drinking your own juice? Gay men are more prone to this than straight men I presume. I'm sure everyone has at some point tasted their own seed. Not particularly appealing.

 

[Fare Godmace]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Do you eat shit?

 

[Goodacre0081]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[AnathemicOne]

I don't even know...

 

[Lambda Pie]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

what a shitty meal.

 

[marrec]

Sometimes when I'm grating cheese for a big family meal, I accidentally hit my knuckle and tear it up a bit. Someone gets to eat part of my knuckle, like the Baby in a King Cake.

 

[Dennis]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Slurpy2k20]

I can't even articulate how disgusted and irritated I am when someone in my presence is doing any of this shit. I mean, what the fuck are you supposed to say when someone has the audacity to continue biting their nails in front of you? I can't think of a single way to tell them to stop, respectfully.

For all of you proclaiming you can't control it- that's complete bullshit. You can- just exercise a modicum of willpower, and stop doing these nasty habits. You'll be frowned upon in any social or professional environment, and will disgust people. It also displays a lack of self awareness which is extremely unattractive.

 

[7Th]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Something about the way this post is written is genuinely classy; literary, even.

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

Ugh. Ugh.

 

[SteveWD40]

 

[Szu]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

We've reached the event horizon.

 

[A good poster]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Rajack]

 

[Mammoth Jones]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Yea, it won't kill you.

To OP: Yea. I do the same thing. Been trying to stop because my cuticles are frigging horrendous. I've gone a week without much nibbling. But it's just a habbit. But after years I have VERY hard callouses on the soft skin between the thumb and my index finger because I nibble that spot.

Mustache? Yep, but I don't swallow it.

Nails? Yea. When they get long I just bite em. I try to stop because well there are a LOT of germs on my hands and the jagged edges of my bitten fingernails cause the Mrs. discomfort during naughty time.

 

[Napalm_Frank]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Drazgul]

You guys are such prudes, nothing wrong with it if I NEED SCISSORS enjoys some fine caviar every now and then.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Holy shitsnacks and crackers..........

 

[BIGWORM]

ITT: How many variations of nope.gif or what.gif can be posted.

 

[Lazy Man's Wallpaper]

or thisisneogaf.gif

 

[PJV3]

You guys are such prudes, nothing wrong with it if I NEED SCISSORS enjoys some fine caviar every now and then.

Yep, he made it himself, nowt wrong with home cooking.

 

[FO-totality]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

I NEED SCISSORS
to cut and examine my 2005 vintage feces
(Today, 06:57 AM)

 

[MikeDip]

Holy shit what the fuck is that? That got me more than anything posted so far. My eyes hurt now.

 

[BIGWORM]

Holy shit what the fuck is that? That got me more than anything posted so far. My eyes hurt now.

I'm sure it's a worm of some sort that ate it's eyeball inside-out.

Excuse me while I vomit for thinking of that possibility.

 

[RionaaM]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

My mind can't even begin to comprehend the thing my eyes have just read.

 

[Keby]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

But seriously, what in the fuck am I reading.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

My word, what a derail. That's a post I won't be forgetting quickly :/

 

[Lamel]

Iron-like bitterness.

 

[Ferrio]

I applaud this man for coming forward with this information, when most people would bury that even in a deep corner of their mind.

 

[Flek]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

I do this. I pretty much eat all of me. It's quite disgusting but it's been so normal for me that it's hard to even stop since I don't really notice it.

I must say, it's nice of you to share.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Yes.

It's disgusting but...yeah

 

[GungHo]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

Thanks for being the village weirdo for the week.

 

[defectivelasagna]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

I can't even articulate how disgusted and irritated I am when someone in my presence is doing any of this shit. I mean, what the fuck are you supposed to say when someone has the audacity to continue biting their nails in front of you? I can't think of a single way to tell them to stop, respectfully.

For all of you proclaiming you can't control it- that's complete bullshit. You can- just exercise a modicum of willpower, and stop doing these nasty habits. You'll be frowned upon in any social or professional environment, and will disgust people. It also displays a lack of self awareness which is extremely unattractive.

Well you sound like an ass, habits like these are anything but easy to stop.

 

[.GqueB.]

I must say, it's nice of you to share.

...nnnniccceeeee.

 

[sca2511]

I eat the skin off of my lips and cheek. I sometimes bite my nails, been trying to stop since the GF hates it.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Trim your moustache with your teeth? How does one accomplish that?

 

[Akainu]

I used to chew th...

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

WHAT! WHAT! WHAAAAAT!!!!

 

[Sir Ilpalazzo]

I didn't think it was possible to make a worse thread than the "do you lick your plates when you're finished eating" one, but here we are.