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[Dalek]

Mexican drug lord El Chapo is ‘going crazy’ in his cell after his lovemaking time was cut

A SLEEP-deprived, sex-starved Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman is going batty in the slammer, according to a new report.

The drug lord, who has whined endlessly about his life behind bars in Mexico, is now suffering hallucinations and memory loss, his lawyers and a shrink who visited him said, according to the LA Times.

“He doesn’t know when is day and when is night,” said lawyer José Refugio Rodríguez, who has filed several appeals to stop Guzman’s imminent extradition to the US.

“He lives in constant anguish.”

The lawyer said Guzman sent him “a desperate message” that he was seeing things and “felt he was going to die,” the paper reported.

According to The Sun, the Sinaloa drug kingpin’s wife, Emma Coronel, this week filed a complaint with the National Human Rights Commission that her hubby, who is being held in isolation, might die or “go crazy.”

She also said authorities have gone too far by cutting Guzman’s weekly lovemaking time with her from four hours to two.

Guzman — who escaped twice from high-security Mexican prisons — told the doctor that guards were inflicting “psychological torture” on him, according to a report released on Wednesday.

He reported that lights in his cell were being kept on 24 hours a day and that guards wake him up every four hours to appear on camera for roll calls.

“They do not let me sleep,” he complained.

But authorities deny that his rights are being violated — suggesting that his bellyaching is merely a ruse to slow down his extradition.

National security head Renato Sales Heredia told a local radio station that Guzman has been visited by 35 relatives since he was transferred to the prison in Juarez.

“The truth is he has not been subjected to torture, of course, or any degrading or inhuman treatment,” Sales said.

Mrs. El Chapo

2 hours a week, eh?

 

[Escape Goat]

But what about the fox on the side of the road?

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

God damn dude just jerk off if it's bothering you that much.

 

[The Lamp]

Wait, inmates in Mexico are allowed lovemaking time to their spouses who are not incarcerated??

 

[Jmille99]

Wait...lovemaking time? There is actually time for visitors to be seen so they can get some banging out of the way?

 

[Guevara]

El Chapped'o

 

[MisterNugNug]

Wait, inmates in Mexico are allowed lovemaking time to their spouses who are not incarcerated??

Conjugal trailer.

 

[Solo]

Wait, inmates in Mexico are allowed lovemaking time to their spouses who are not incarcerated??

Conjugal visits?

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

"Lovemaking time"? I'm all for treating prisoners humanely and with a degree of dignity, but this must be a smack in the face to this guy's victims.

 

[badcrumble]

same tbh

 

[ProfessorLobo]

Guess what my lovemaking time per week is.

 

[bootsthecat]

Just extradite this shithead, we'll see how many conjugals he gets in Florence.

 

[platakul]

Guess what my lovemaking time per week is.

69 hours which is typical of your avg gaffer

 

[FStop7]

What a baby.

 

[Haroon]

Guess what my lovemaking time per week is.

I will do you.

 

[B.O.O.M]

69 hours which is typical of your avg gaffer

How can you be so disrespectful and underestimate the avg gaffer like that? JUST 69?

 

[mdubs]

69 hours which is typical of your avg gaffer

*per session

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Guess what my lovemaking time per week is.

Twice as much as mine.

Spoiler

0 x 2 = 0

 

[chaobreaker]

"Lovemaking time"? I'm all for treating prisoners humanely and with a degree of dignity, but this must be a smack in the face to this guy's victims.

How so?

 

[bootsthecat]

How so?

I'm not against the practice of conjugal visits in general, but I agree that I'm against it for mass murderers.

 

[Rap2thaMoon]

How so?

Your responsible for thousands of deaths and you still get to f**k the prom queen? Nah, don't think so...

 

[Alex_Mexico]

Fucking whiner. I don't think he consulted Himan Rights too much when he and his people were kidnapping and murdering rivals an innocent bystanders, was he?

Of course they're waking you up every 4 hours for a roll call! You've escaped TWICE from maximum security prisons before. They're not taking any chances.

The sooner they extradite you the better.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[zethren]

I don't have much sympathy for him.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

I had ZERO idea that sexual activity was allowed during conjugal visits.

Hmm... Today I learned.

 

[Goldfishking]

Your responsible for thousands of deaths and you still get to f**k the prom queen? Nah, don't think so...

Only on Gaf can you find someone jealous of an ex-drug lord who is being subjected to psychological torture.

 

[PassiveObserver]

But what about the fox on the side of the road?

I thought "unit" referred to the dick, not the balls.

 

[pants]

Not following this, why is he being extradited to the US?

 

[SomedayTheFire]

I had ZERO idea that sexual activity was allowed during conjugal visits.

Hmm... Today I learned.

lmao what did you think conjugal visits were?

 

[cr0w]

Every picture I see of that guy...his eyes scare the shit out of me. He has the most soulless eyes I've ever seen.

 

[Pamplemousse]

Can you imagine having to boink a nasty man-baby? He looks like an infant with a mustache.

 

[Escape Goat]

Can you imagine having to boink a nasty man-baby? He looks like an infant with a mustache.

 

[Dalek]

lmao what did you think conjugal visits were?

Don't they play Checkers?

 

[bootsthecat]

Not following this, why is he being extradited to the US?

US citizens have been murdered by his cartel (both in Mexico and the US, I believe) and he is (was?) the chief of a cartel that smuggled untold tons of drugs into the US. That stuff is against the law in the US.

 

[Forearms]

Can you imagine having to boink a nasty man-baby? He looks like an infant with a mustache.

melaniaandtrump.jpg

Well done.

 

[Tugatrix]

Has he visit the showers? plenty lovemaking there

 

[newjeruse]

Only on Gaf can you find someone jealous of an ex-drug lord who is being subjected to psychological torture.

Fuck this dude. I hope he lives to 95 and he's psychologically tortured for every second from now until then.

 

[SlimySnake]

He's pulling a Pablo Escobar.

 

[pretty done]

Can you imagine having to boink a nasty man-baby? He looks like an infant with a mustache.

I doubt she cares when she never has to work for the rest of her life. $$$$$

 

[SomedayTheFire]

Has he visit the showers? plenty lovemaking ther

36 posts before a rape joke. Must be a record.

 

[kavanf1]

Can you imagine having to boink a nasty man-baby? He looks like an infant with a mustache.

Almost as distracting as Ted Cruz baby.

That stuff is against the law in the US.

I love this. Goddamn liberals.

 

[TAJ]

He'd love US federal prisons. No conjugal visits for anyone, ever.

 

[The Lamonster]

At least he didn't get MURDERED by El Chapo.

 

[vatstep]

No sex and no sleep make El Chapo something something...

 

[LQX]

Almost as distracting as Ted Cruz baby.

I love this. Goddamn liberals.

That's not a baby.

 

[Strangelove77]

This sounds like an episode of Law & Order. One of the bad ones where the bad guy goes free because of shenanigans.

 

[Waddle Dee]

Boo-fucking-hoo.

 

[Tugatrix]

Almost as distracting as Ted Cruz baby.

I never thought I would have ever to say something like this, that's an ugly baby

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Jeez that poor guy. And I thought Breivik had it worse by only being allowed to play Rayman 2 on playstation while in prison.

 

[SlimySnake]

I never thought I would have ever to say something like this, that's an ugly baby