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[FZZ]

Isn't his ass going to be sent to Guantanamo?

Lmao have fun there fucker

 

[BocoDragon]

Many gaffers would kill to have 2 hours of lovemaking time a week.

 

[Dai101]

lmao what did you think conjugal visits were?

Crunchyroll and chill?

 

[Jacob]

Isn't his ass going to be sent to Guantanamo?

Lmao have fun there fucker

ADX Florence.

Which is even worse.

 

[Akuun]

Absolutely zero sympathy, and it's probably just a bluff to delay his transfer anyway.

He shouldn't even be getting conjugal visits.

 

[The Lamonster]

No sex and no sleep make El Chapo something something...

Go crazy?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

How do you last 2 hours when you've got a week's worth of buildup in you?

He is old though.

 

[Always-honest]

Did they chop off his hands?

 

[nelsonroyale]

Could chop off his cojones, that might sever his lovemaking worries

 

[Any Questions]

That's not a baby.

It is to someone

 

[bootsthecat]

Could chop off his cojones, that might sever his lovemaking worries

What, after his testicle implant procedure? So cruel!

 

[xDUMPWEEDx]

69 hours which is typical of your avg gaffer

The average gaffer has 168 hours of lovemaking per week.

Spoiler

There is 168 hours in a week.

 

[kavanf1]

That's not a baby.

I never thought I would have ever to say something like this, that's an ugly baby

I deleted the pic, that's someone's kid and I should have known better than to share it just for people to make cruel remarks.

 

[diamount]

I deleted the pic, that's someone's kid and I should have known better than to share it just for people to make cruel remarks.

Thousands already have.

 

[univariate]

Guess what my lovemaking time per week is.

69 seconds

 

[badcrumble]

this is probably due more to forced sleep deprivation than anything else, which is generally agreed upon to be a form of torture

 

[kavanf1]

Thousands already have.

For sure, and I feel bad for contributing to it.

 

[diamount]

this is probably due more to forced sleep deprivation than anything else, which is generally agreed upon to be a form of torture

No way they're torturing him. He is probably sleepless thinking what awaits him once he crosses the border.

 

[NastyBook]

Guess the next time he escapes, they can just hit up the local brothels.

 

[Astral Dog]

There is a perfect Simpsons gif for this