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[Duck of Death]

. . . from NO ONE!

0%

:lol

 

[Prospero]

Money quote from L.A. Weekly's review:

Moreover, when a movie makes you wish you were watching Halle Berry in Catwoman, something is most definitely wrong.

 

[DarienA]

:lol that quote is great.

 

[Tazznum1]

"Produces levels of excitement typically attained by proofreading science textbooks"

Must see!

 

[Doth Togo]

That's too bad. Garner's entertaining and decent on Alias. JJ needed to get involved.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

So is anyone on GAF going to see this?

 

[Escape Goat]

Federman will see it.

 

[belgurdo]

So is anyone on GAF going to see this?

When it hits the rental section of my local grocery store, maybe

 

[bishoptl]

"Elektra girds her loins with less intensity of purpose than if she were scanning the darkness for signs of copyright infringement."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

:lol :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

. . . from NO ONE!

0%

:lol

:lol X infinity

That was funniest thread/post combo related to movies since the thread where Kill Bill overtook Passion of the Christ entitled "God was cut".

 

[Willco]

Federman will see it.

Nope. If it ain't good, I don't see it!

 

[Iceman]

(Stands up) I will see it.

Yup. For two things:

1. A redone Switchfoot classic (which probably won't even be in the movie even though it's on the soundtrack), "Sooner or Later/Soren's Song" (picked by moi as the greatest song never heard by anyone)

2. Trailers.

Haven't been to the movies since The Life Aquatic. This should be quite the disappointment. That said, seeing bad movies with friends > seeing bad movies alone.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

you could just see trailers from quicktime.com.

 

[DarienA]

So is anyone on GAF going to see this?

We were thinking about going to see it while we're down at the timeshare this weekend... but uh... well those plans might change... the movie part... not the trip to the timeshare.

 

[Azih]

It's always fun to read reviewers try to out do each other while bashing a bad movie. Thank you Elektra, for the entertainment that you have, and will, provide.

 

[FortNinety]

I just want to know how bad Bob Sapp is in this flick. Is it as fun to see him swing Jennifer Gartner around like he does Japanese tv show hosts?

 

[Iceman]

you could just see trailers from quicktime.com.

I already saw them all last night. Nothing new yet. Ice Princess??

I'm sure there'll be some sweet new trailers this weekend... and they won't just be a couple of inches wide.

 

[Prospero]

A teaser trailer for Fantastic Four will be playing before Elektra, according to Slashdot.

That's not enough to get me to pay to see Elektra, though.

 

[Manics]

I wonder if it'll crack above 0%...has any movie on rottentomatoes ever had 0?

 

[Fresh Prince]

The wasy they cut the ad\trailer made me think it was going to be half-decent.

 

[Matlock]

I wonder if it'll crack above 0%...has any movie on rottentomatoes ever had 0?

Ecks vs. Sever

edit: And strangely, that Cream of the Crop review from the Atlanta paper that's positive is not moving the 0%.

 

[Manics]

Ecks vs. Sever

edit: And strangely, that Cream of the Crop review from the Atlanta paper that's positive is not moving the 0%.

LOL...Rottentomatoes has decided it's not worthy to register...

 

[fart]

Nope. If it ain't good, I don't see it!

FALSE

 

[Vlad]

I wonder if it'll crack above 0%...has any movie on rottentomatoes ever had 0?

While there are a few movies on RT that have 0% and only a few review, Ecks Vs Sever is (I think) the biggest RT flop, with a 0% over a whopping 97 reviews!

 

[MIMIC]

While there are a few movies on RT that have 0% and only a few review, Ecks Vs Sever is (I think) the biggest RT flop, with a 0% over a whopping 97 reviews!

That movie just LOOKS like a direct to DVD movie. Maybe even to cable? Straight to ABC? Or maybe they just play bits and pieces of it during commercials.

 

[FnordChan]

Wait, Bob Sapp's in this flick?

I plan on avoiding this movie like the plague, but it's good to hear Bob's getting work - even if this does prove to be the death nail in his coffin.

Fnord Chan! Beast Chan!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i didn't even know this movie was being made until i saw the first commercials like a month ago. Looked like shit.

 

[Minotauro]

Wait, Bob Sapp's in this flick?

I plan on avoiding this movie like the plague, but it's good to hear Bob's getting work - even if this does prove to be the death nail in his coffin.

Fnord Chan! Beast Chan!

He's also in that Longest Yard remake with Adam Sandler that's coming out soon.

He also recently fought to a draw in a mixed-rules match with Jerome LeBanner at the recent K-1 New Year's Eve show. Jesus Christ, the man keeps busy.

 

[Alucard]

I was actually looking forward to this. I will likely still see it, but may just wait for the DVD release since I'm flat broke right now.

 

[shuri]

Career ender!

 

[Tarazet]

Funny thing is, if you read a random review on RottenTomatoes.com, most of them are not horrendously negative. Lots of two-star reviews... just nothing better than that. Very odd.

 

[Eggo]

It broke the goose egg. It's now 4% on Rotten Tomatoes...

 

[Dsal]

I wonder if it'll crack above 0%...has any movie on rottentomatoes ever had 0?

Master of Disguise came pretty damn close.

 

[Dan]

Funny thing is, if you read a random review on RottenTomatoes.com, most of them are not horrendously negative. Lots of two-star reviews... just nothing better than that. Very odd.

It has a 3.2/10 average though...

I'd also like to point out that Racing Stripes is beating it soundly, with 35% and a 5.3/10 rating. Think about that for a moment.

 

[Hitman]

"No matter how many times I hear about the actress’ arresting good looks, I just can’t get past the fact that she always comes across as slightly mannish."
-- Todd Gilchrist, FILMSTEW.COM

:lol

That's exactly how I think of Garner.

 

[StoOgE]

You want to know whats really bad?

I went to see Ecks vs. Sever with my father and he liked it, alot...

my favorite part is how Ecks gets seperated from his wife.. two simultaneous fake car explosions and they both think the other is dead. :lol and never question why there wasnt a funeral/body :lol Its a movie everyone should see, its just that bad.

 

[Bigfoot]

:lol

That's exactly how I think of Garner.

:lol Me too. It's like she has the light/dark thing about her. Sometimes I'll look at here and think seh is hot, but other times she looks manly and almost ugly.

 

[belgurdo]

:lol Me too. It's like she has the light/dark thing about her. Sometimes I'll look at here and think seh is hot, but other times she looks manly and almost ugly.

For me, everything from the neck down is hot. Boxy faced chicks do NOT do it for me

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Awesome quotes though.