Claude Augario
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At least we know what he did with the rest of Jermel's body now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Empire S2 |OT| A Game of Fuckery
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You don't watch empire, you survive it
Damn did not even think about that
taht will see some usage
Matt_
World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
this is going to be the reaction gif to a bop in Pop GAF.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Can we talk about Hakeem on this Hoverboard for a second
This is the big triumph walk in, the season 2 premiere of Cookie's now infamous "crash the Empire board meeting" scene, where these four have schemed(and slept) their way to a hostile takeover of Empire. This is their moment.
And THIS nigga Hakeem decided to ride in on this.
This is the most Hakeem bit of characterization I've seen yet. Perfectly complimented by him stepping over all of Cookie's lines with his phony bravado and being hushed up by an older woman. He is all emotional immaturity, childish, spoiled rotten, and pitifully confused. I love him.
This is the big triumph walk in, the season 2 premiere of Cookie's now infamous "crash the Empire board meeting" scene, where these four have schemed(and slept) their way to a hostile takeover of Empire. This is their moment.
And THIS nigga Hakeem decided to ride in on this.
This is the most Hakeem bit of characterization I've seen yet. Perfectly complimented by him stepping over all of Cookie's lines with his phony bravado and being hushed up by an older woman. He is all emotional immaturity, childish, spoiled rotten, and pitifully confused. I love him.
Dead Prince
Banned
anita's booty bopping got me on another level 
hakeem's smacking jamal's ipad and then he going to tell his mom. i can't and jamal back with his BF?
hakeem's smacking jamal's ipad and then he going to tell his mom. i can't and jamal back with his BF?
Can we talk about Hakeem on this Hoverboard for a second
This is the big triumph walk in, the season 2 premiere of Cookie's now infamous "crash the Empire board meeting" scene, where these four have schemed(and slept) their way to a hostile takeover of Empire. This is their moment.
And THIS nigga Hakeem decided to ride in on this.
This is the most Hakeem bit of characterization I've seen yet. Perfectly complimented by him stepping over all of Cookie's lines with his phony bravado and being hushed up by an older woman. He is all emotional immaturity, childish, spoiled rotten, and pitifully confused. I love him.
He deserves to be the king.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Can we talk about Hakeem on this Hoverboard for a second
This is the big triumph walk in, the season 2 premiere of Cookie's now infamous "crash the Empire board meeting" scene, where these four have schemed(and slept) their way to a hostile takeover of Empire. This is their moment.
And THIS nigga Hakeem decided to ride in on this.
This is the most Hakeem bit of characterization I've seen yet. Perfectly complimented by him stepping over all of Cookie's lines with his phony bravado and being hushed up by an older woman. He is all emotional immaturity, childish, spoiled rotten, and pitifully confused. I love him.
I have to admit, he's really growing on me. I'm surprised by how much he's growing on me.
Dead Prince
Banned
Can we talk about Hakeem on this Hoverboard for a second
This is the big triumph walk in, the season 2 premiere of Cookie's now infamous "crash the Empire board meeting" scene, where these four have schemed(and slept) their way to a hostile takeover of Empire. This is their moment.
And THIS nigga Hakeem decided to ride in on this.
This is the most Hakeem bit of characterization I've seen yet. Perfectly complimented by him stepping over all of Cookie's lines with his phony bravado and being hushed up by an older woman. He is all emotional immaturity, childish, spoiled rotten, and pitifully confused. I love him.
That walk scene was so awesome...and Hakeem just lol... how come we dont have a gif of it yet ? Come on Empire-Gaf, i knoe we can do better than what we have so far.... xD
Nabs
Member
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I can't with the gorilla suit b
Lee Daniels y u do dis
Lee Daniels y u do dis
Dead Prince
Banned
i thought it was guerrilla warfare but i'm just thinking too much and hoped it was porscha inside and then all i can imagine is the gorilla cage dancing lol.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
if the Gorilla mask came off and it was Porsha on some Donkey Kong callback...
das it mane
das it mane
Nabs
Member
I wouldn't still be on this earth.
Dead Prince
Banned
the empire facebook page though.
some aren't loving the homosexual focus this episode and the writing isn't great. i mean what.
some aren't loving the homosexual focus this episode and the writing isn't great. i mean what.
Matt_
World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
i mean facebook comments are trash so im not surprised
but like did they not pay attention to the gay storyline last season?
or is it just because this time it was a flamboyant gay
toweringinferno
Member
Lol that scene was jokes
FadedRevolution
Member
How come chris rock's death didn't have the Everybody hates Chris jingle playing over it yet. I'm disappointed in y'all.
Cookie's version of "You had one job..."
Hipster Cthulhu
Banned
This show is so unbelievably poorly made on every level, I love it.
Leona Lewis
Banned
Laugh at the fuckery all you want, but you can't deny the show's stellar pacing and technical merits.
The hair and wardrobe alone embarrass 99% of television shows currently on air.
Hipster Cthulhu
Banned
Are you kidding me? This first episode was a perfect example of how horrendously plotted out the show is. Random scenes that go nowhere and achieve nothing, plot lines begun and ended in the same episode, some in the same scene, characters being randomly established and then never mentioned again. This show is a complete train-wreck.
Leona Lewis
Banned
Not every show has to be Mad Men. I like slow burns, but I also like narrative whiplash.
Obviously we'll have to wait and see how the rest of the season goes, but as far as establishing a relentless forward momentum that actually has some meaning, it's miles ahead of dreck like Shondaland and bested on network only by Jane the Virgin.
The only "horrendous" thing about the show is the acting by Jamal's simp boyfriend. Simply, truly, the worst.
KibblesBits
Member
Give him time. Obviously he's conflicted.
Cookie is just trying to manipulate him in order to get what she thinks she deserves.
For real, bruh? It was Cookie's cousin Jamel, who she had murder someone, and who was later confronted about it by Frank.
Dead Prince
Banned
Hell probably be gone again because he'll cheat with the ho
Discotheque
Banned
how you gonna have chris rock in your show and not have him crack one joke?!! I was so hyped for that guest appearance too smh
anyways empire as fuckery fueled as ever. glad I got some of that booty pop too..phew.
and marisa tomei fits in this like a glove.
anyways empire as fuckery fueled as ever. glad I got some of that booty pop too..phew.
and marisa tomei fits in this like a glove.
LoL! Only Empire can get away with shit like that.
Amazing.
BTW, anyone else think that Rosewood was terrible?