Erling Haaland breaks scoring record, but what videogame will he play tonight?

cormack12

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Just for fun, the bottom quote. So what does GAF think he is playing tonight that is so embarrassing?

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Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has broken the record for goals in a Premier League season.

The Norwegian scored his 35th league goal of the campaign against West Ham to move past Alan Shearer and Andrew Cole's previous best of 34.

"I can't keep thinking of these records or my head would go crazy. I will go home, play some video games, eat and then sleep. Tomorrow I must think about Leeds."

On what video game he is playing: "I can't say, it would be too embarrassing."
 
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Watched the whole match earlier. Enjoyed the little tribute the team payed him on the pitch after the match.

Total Man City domination despite West Ham holding a vigilant defense.
 
If I looked like that, id be playing video games after breaking records too.

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This is what Ronaldo does after breaking records.

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I bet he plays Doki Doki Literature Club and casually thinking about his waifu Monika while scoring a hat trick against Madrid next week in UCL. :messenger_smiling_hearts:
 
Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.
 
Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.
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Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.
Never mind mate once your mob are owned by the Saudi's the same thing will happen.

£100 million a year shirt sponsorship with Saudi Airways with Sheikh whoever he is writing a cheque to the airline for £90 million to offset it.
 
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Messi never scored more than 43 goals for Barca in La Liga, and that was in 2014-2015.
Correct BUT

Top 10 most goals scored in one calendar year

PlayerGoals scoredCalendar year
Lionel Messi912012
Gerd Muller851972
Pele751958
Pele721965
Zico721979
Romario722000
Robert Lewandowski692021
Cristiano Ronaldo692013
Cristiano Ronaldo632012
Cristiano Ronaldo612014

That 91 goals in a calendar year is outstanding.
 
Correct BUT

Top 10 most goals scored in one calendar year

PlayerGoals scoredCalendar year
Lionel Messi912012
Gerd Muller851972
Pele751958
Pele721965
Zico721979
Romario722000
Robert Lewandowski692021
Cristiano Ronaldo692013
Cristiano Ronaldo632012
Cristiano Ronaldo612014

That 91 goals in a calendar year is outstanding.
Absolutely, but La Liga is a far more uneven and lower level league than the PL. But Haaland is still only 22, not a bad start.
 
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