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[cormack12]

Just for fun, the bottom quote. So what does GAF think he is playing tonight that is so embarrassing?

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Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has broken the record for goals in a Premier League season.

The Norwegian scored his 35th league goal of the campaign against West Ham to move past Alan Shearer and Andrew Cole's previous best of 34.

"I can't keep thinking of these records or my head would go crazy. I will go home, play some video games, eat and then sleep. Tomorrow I must think about Leeds."

On what video game he is playing: "I can't say, it would be too embarrassing."

 

[solidus12]

Redfall

 

[sedg87]

Amazing player yes but I preferred him in Ghostbusters 2

 

[Slicker than your average]

He's probably playing sex with Hitler

 

[BaneIsPain]

Vampire survivor

 

[CherryFalls]

Forespoken

 

[Nankatsu]

Fortnite.

Beast of a player. Glad he broke the record.

 

[TLZ]

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Watched the whole match earlier. Enjoyed the little tribute the team payed him on the pitch after the match.

Total Man City domination despite West Ham holding a vigilant defense.

 

[e0n]

It's an anime game, for sure.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Werewolf Jones]

He plays footy so he's a mega normie. Probably Jedi Survivor on PS5. Anyone who is athletic DOES NOT play on PC on god.

 

[diffusionx]

Sakura Wars PS4

 

[Kerotan]

Newtonian Inversion

 

[Portugeezer]

It's Pokemon.

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

.

 

[AJUMP23]

Probably fortnight.

 

[GHound]

Sakura Wars PS4

That would indeed be cause for ridicule.

 

[SlimySnake]

If I looked like that, id be playing video games after breaking records too.

This is what Ronaldo does after breaking records.

 

[InterMusketeer]

Sexy Beach Premium Resort.

 

[fersnake]

man i love futbol but cmon wtf

 

[Arsic]

Honkai Star Rail for sure.

 

[ShaikhCroft]

Maybe Barbie game since he got a Barbie haircut!

 

[poppabk]

Madden 23

 

[Edmund]

Playing a leaked copy of TOTK.

 

[Pimpollo818]

soccer?

 

[K' Dash]

He's obviously playing Forspoken or Horizon.

 

[mitchman]

FIFA 23 obviously, playing himself.

 

[ozz ex machina]

He plays footy so he's a mega normie. Probably Jedi Survivor on PS5. Anyone who is athletic DOES NOT play on PC on god.

Neymar and Casemiro fucking love counter strike.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

I bet he plays Doki Doki Literature Club and casually thinking about his waifu Monika while scoring a hat trick against Madrid next week in UCL.

 

[DJ12]

On what video game he is playing: "I can't say, it would be too embarrassing."

100% this guy plays fifa in be a pro mode as himself.

 

[00Magnum Gaming]

Till he scores 50 goals like Messi in La Liga

 

[Zheph]

The Sims 4

 

[TrebleShot]

Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.

 

[gaming_again]

He plays footy so he's a mega normie. Probably Jedi Survivor on PS5. Anyone who is athletic DOES NOT play on PC on god.

 

[gaming_again]

I bet he plays Doki Doki Literature Club and casually thinking about his waifu Monika while scoring a hat trick against Madrid next week in UCL.

Haha this was my answer.

 

[Esppiral]

Roblox, It is Roblox

 

[Moses85]

 

[mrmustard]

Harry Potter

 

[Windle Poons]

 

[Kerotan]

Vizioneck.

 

[Banjo64]

Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.

 

[Windle Poons]

Over 100 charges by the Premier League for cheating and inflating their income to a ridiculous amount over a 10 year period.

No respect , not earnt , cheated and getting away with it.

He probably goes home to play warzone with an aim bot.

Never mind mate once your mob are owned by the Saudi's the same thing will happen.

£100 million a year shirt sponsorship with Saudi Airways with Sheikh whoever he is writing a cheque to the airline for £90 million to offset it.

 

[mitchman]

Till he scores 50 goals like Messi in La Liga

Messi never scored more than 43 goals for Barca in La Liga, and that was in 2014-2015.

 

[MudoSkills]

It's gonna be weeb shit. The good stuff.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Probably God of War or Zelda. Better keep that to yourself when you're basically talking to the world.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Messi never scored more than 43 goals for Barca in La Liga, and that was in 2014-2015.

Correct BUT

Top 10 most goals scored in one calendar year

Player	Goals scored	Calendar year
Lionel Messi	91	2012
Gerd Muller	85	1972
Pele	75	1958
Pele	72	1965
Zico	72	1979
Romario	72	2000
Robert Lewandowski	69	2021
Cristiano Ronaldo	69	2013
Cristiano Ronaldo	63	2012
Cristiano Ronaldo	61	2014

That 91 goals in a calendar year is outstanding.

 

[JackSparr0w]

Neymar and Casemiro fucking love counter strike.

Max Verstappen and Henry Cavil are also PC gamers.

The only celebrities that I see gaming on consoles are washed up gangsta rappers.

 

[Markio128]

Haaland loves to let his hair down.

 

[mitchman]

Correct BUT

Top 10 most goals scored in one calendar year

Player	Goals scored	Calendar year
Lionel Messi	91	2012
Gerd Muller	85	1972
Pele	75	1958
Pele	72	1965
Zico	72	1979
Romario	72	2000
Robert Lewandowski	69	2021
Cristiano Ronaldo	69	2013
Cristiano Ronaldo	63	2012
Cristiano Ronaldo	61	2014

That 91 goals in a calendar year is outstanding.

Absolutely, but La Liga is a far more uneven and lower level league than the PL. But Haaland is still only 22, not a bad start.