Eurovision GAF

3rd year running

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Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russian truces, they just dont mean anything


The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel or Europe wide on national broadcasting channels, and is on at 9pm CEST 🇪🇺 (8pm 🇬🇧, 5am Eastern 🇦🇺, Midday-3pm Various 🇺🇸)

If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham (and friends) not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!

2nd year's comments start on page 6 here
This year's comments start on page 10 here! Come join the fun!


First Semi-Final
1. 🇮🇸 Iceland: VÆB – RÓA

2. 🇵🇱 Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA

3. 🇸🇮 Slovenia: Klemen – How Much Time Do We Have Left

4. 🇪🇪 Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato

🇪🇸 Spain: Melody – ESA DIVA

5. 🇺🇦 Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray

6. 🇸🇪 Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu

7. 🇵🇹 Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado

8. 🇳🇴 Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter

9. 🇧🇪 Belgium: Red Sebastian – Strobe Lights

🇮🇹 Italy: Lucio Corsi – Volevo Essere Un Duro

10. 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: Mamagama - Run With U

11. 🇸🇲 San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia

12. 🇦🇱 Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm

13. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie

14. 🇭🇷 Croatia: Marko Bošnjak – Poison Cake

🇨🇭 Switzerland: Zoë Më – Voyage

15. 🇨🇾 Cyprus: Theo Evan – Shh

Italy, Spain and Switzerland automatically qualify for the Grand Final
🇳🇴 Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter

🇦🇱 Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm

🇸🇪 Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu

🇮🇸 Iceland: VÆB – RÓA

🇳🇱 Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie

🇵🇱 Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA

🇸🇲 San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia

🇪🇪 Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato

🇵🇹 Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado

🇺🇦 Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray

Losers - 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan, 🇧🇪 Belgium, 🇨🇾 Cyprus, 🇭🇷 Croatia, 🇸🇮 Slovenia

Second Semi-Final
1. 🇦🇺 Australia: Go-Jo – Milkshake Man

2. 🇲🇪 Montenegro: Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli

3. 🇮🇪 Ireland: EMMY – Laika Party

4. 🇱🇻 Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi

5. 🇦🇲 Armenia: PARG – SURVIVOR

6. 🇦🇹 Austria: JJ – Wasted Love

☠️ United Kingdom: Remember Monday – What The Hell Just Happened?

7. 🇬🇷 Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta

8. 🇱🇹 Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys

9. 🇲🇹 Malta: Miriana Conte – SERVING

10. 🇬🇪 Georgia: Mariam Shengelia – Freedom

🏳 France: Louane – maman

11. 🇩🇰 Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination

12. 🇨🇿 Czechia: ADONXS – Kiss Kiss Goodbye

13. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son

14. 🇮🇱 Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise

🇩🇪 Germany: Abor & Tynna – Baller

15. 🇷🇸 Serbia: Princ – Mila

16. 🇫🇮 Finland: Erika Vikman – ICH KOMME

France, Germany and the United Kingdom automatically qualify for the Grand Final
🇦🇲 Armenia: PARG – SURVIVOR

🇦🇹 Austria: JJ – Wasted Love

🇩🇰 Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination

🇫🇮 Finland: Erika Vikman – ICH KOMME

🇬🇷 Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta

🇮🇱 Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise

🇱🇻 Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi

🇱🇹 Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys

🇱🇺 Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son

🇲🇹 Malta: Miriana Conte – SERVING

Losers - 🇦🇺 Australia, 🇨🇿 Czechia, 🇬🇪 Georgia, 🇮🇪 Ireland, 🇲🇪 Montenegro, 🇷🇸 Serbia

Eurovision Song Contest, Grand Final 🏆
1. 🇳🇴 Norway

2. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg

3. 🇪🇪 Estonia

4. 🇮🇱 Israel

5. 🇱🇹 Lithuania

6. 🇪🇸 Spain

7. 🇺🇦 Ukraine

8. ☠️ United Kingdom

9. 🇦🇹 Austria

10. 🇮🇸 Iceland

11. 🇱🇻 Latvia

12. 🇳🇱 Netherlands

13. 🇫🇮 Finland


14. 🇮🇹 Italy

15. 🇵🇱 Poland

16. 🇩🇪 Germany

17. 🇬🇷 Greece

18. 🇦🇲 Armenia

19. 🇨🇭 Switzerland

20. 🇲🇹 Malta

21. 🇵🇹 Portugal

22. 🇩🇰 Denmark

23. 🇸🇪 Sweden

24. 🏳 France

25. 🇸🇲 San Marino

27. 🇦🇱 Albania

Winner is Austria 🇦🇹
 
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10 minute warning

£3 bottle of your finest wine and off brand snacks at the ready, for possibly the worst music in Europe, broadcast Live to the world for some reason...

It's gonna be great
 
Hahah.

First song and its already amazing.

80s style pop song about edgar allan poe…

Great vocals btw.

There is surely nothing like eurovision
 
Graham: "was it something they ate? I am sure there are people out there loving that"
(about Serbia entry)
lol
 
Juxtaposing the beaches of ukraine england and cyprus was entertaining.

Havent seen a difference in comparison this big for quite sometime
 
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