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Eurovision GAF

Winner winner, chicken dinner: Switzerland ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ

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Bloody pathetic looking, compressed to shit banner there, totaly in line with the spirit of eurovision!

Anyway, on with the show!

Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russia's democratic presidential election... fucking meaningless


Controversy this year before the finals have even started, Israel had to change the song because of some snowflakes, and the dutch guy did a thing and got booted out

The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel (if available in your region), and is on at 9pm CEST ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (8pm ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, 5am Eastern ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ, Midday-3pm Various ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ)

If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!

This year's comments start on page 6 here, come join in the drama/fun!
  • 1st Semi Finals - Tues 7th May
1 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ Cyprus / Silia Kapsis - Liar

2 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Serbia / TEYA DORA - RAMONDA

3 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น Lithuania / Silvester Belt - Luktelk

4 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Ireland / Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom / Olly Alexander - Dizzy

5 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine / alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria

6 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland / LUNA - The Tower

7 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia / Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim

8 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ Iceland / Hera Bjรถrk - Scared of Heights

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany / ISAAK - Always On The Run

9 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Slovenia / Raiven - Veronika

10 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Finland / Windows95man - No Rules!

11 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Moldova / Natalia Barbu - In The Middle

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sweden / Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable

12 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Azerbaijan / FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov - ร–zรผnlษ™ Apar

13 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia / Electric Fields - One Milkali (One Blood)

14 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal / iolanda - Grito

15 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Luxembourg / TALI - Fighter

Winners:

Serbia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ
Portugal ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น
Slovenia ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Lithuania ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น
Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
Cyprus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ
Croatia ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท
Ireland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Luxembourg ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ

Losers:

Poland ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Moldova ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
Azerbaijan ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Australia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (the well known and celebrated European country!)
  • 2nd Semi Finals - Thurs 9th May
1 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Malta / Sarah Bonnici - Loop

2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Albania / BESA - TITAN

3 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Greece / Marina Satti - ZARI

4 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland / Nemo - The Code

5 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czechia / Aiko - Pedestal

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France / Slimane - Mon amour

6 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria / Kaleen - We Will Rave

7 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Denmark / SABA - SAND

8 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Armenia / LADANIVA - Jako

9 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Latvia / Dons - Hollow

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain / Nebulossa - ZORRA

10 ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ San Marino / MEGARA - 11:11

11 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Georgia / Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter

12 ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium / Mustii - Before The Party's Over

13 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Estonia / 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy / Angelina Mango - La Noia

14 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel / Eden Golan - Hurricane

15 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway / Gรฅte - Ulveham

16 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands / Joost Klein - Europapa

Winners:
๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Latvia | Dons โ€“ Hollow
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria | Kaleen โ€“ We Will Rave
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands | Joost Klein โ€“ Europapa
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway | Gรฅte โ€“ Ulveham
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel | Eden Golan โ€“ Hurricane
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Greece | Marina Satti โ€“ ZARI
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland | Nemo โ€“ The Code
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze โ€“ Firefighter
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Armenia | LADANIVA โ€“ Jako


Losers:
๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Malta | Sarah Bonnici โ€“ Loop
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Albania | BESA โ€“ TITAN
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czechia | Aiko โ€“ Pedestal
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Denmark | SABA โ€“ SAND
๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ San Marino | MEGARA โ€“ 11:11
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium | Mustii - Before The Partyโ€™s Over
  • Grand Finals - Sat 11th May

Grand Final Running Order

1. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sweden | Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable

2. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine | alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria

3. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany | ISAAK - Always On The Run

4. ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Luxembourg | TALI - Fighter

6. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel | Eden Golan - Hurricane

7. ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น Lithuania | Silvester Belt - Luktelk

8. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain | Nebulossa - ZORRA

9. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi

10. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Ireland | Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue

11. ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป Latvia | Dons - Hollow

12. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Greece | Marina Satti - ZARI

13. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom | Olly Alexander - Dizzy

14. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway | Gรฅte - Ulveham

15. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy | Angelina Mango - La Noia

16. ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Serbia | TEYA DORA - RAMONDA

17. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Finland | Windows95man - No Rules!

18. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal | iolanda - Grito

19. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Armenia | LADANIVA - Jako

20. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ Cyprus | Silia Kapsis - Liar

21. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland | Nemo - The Code

22. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Slovenia | Raiven - Veronika

23. ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia | Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim

24. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter

25. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France | Slimane - Mon Amour

26. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria | Kaleen - We Will Rav


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We doing a live/reaction thread for eurovision gaf?

Start times: 8pm GMT // 9pm CEST // Midday-3PM USA

How to watch

Grand Final Running Order:
1. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria | Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?

2. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Portugal | Mimicat - Ai Coraรงรฃo

3. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Switzerland | Remo Forrer - Watergun

4. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland | Blanka - Solo

5. ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Serbia | Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava

6. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France: La Zarra - ร‰videmment

7. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart

8. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea

9. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sweden | Loreen - Tattoo

10. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Albania | Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje

11. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due Vite

12. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Estonia | Alika - Bridges

13. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Finland | Kรครคrijรค - Cha Cha Cha

14. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Czechia | Vesna - My Sister's Crown

15. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia | Voyager - Promise

16. ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium | Gustaph - Because Of You

17. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Armenia | Brunette - Future Lover

18. ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Moldova | Pasha Parfeni - Soarele ลŸi Luna

19. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine: TVORCHI - Heart of Steel

20. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway | Alessandra - Queen of Kings

21. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany: Lord of the Lost - Blood & Glitter

22. ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น Lithuania | Monika Linkytฤ— - Stay

23. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel | Noa Kirel - Unicorn

24. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem

25. ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Croatia | Let 3 - Mama ล ฤŒ!

26. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom: Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song
 
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10 minute warning

ยฃ3 bottle of your finest wine and off brand snacks at the ready, for possibly the worst music in Europe, broadcast Live to the world for some reason...

It's gonna be great
 

ikbalCO

Member
Ending the opening ceremony with verka serduchkaโ€ฆ classss

Lasha tumbai should have won that year
 

ikbalCO

Member
Hahah.

First song and its already amazing.

80s style pop song about edgar allan poeโ€ฆ

Great vocals btw.

There is surely nothing like eurovision
 

sono

Gold Member
Graham: "was it something they ate? I am sure there are people out there loving that"
(about Serbia entry)
lol
 
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