FatallyYours
Member
3rd year running
Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russian truces, they just dont mean anything
The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel or Europe wide on national broadcasting channels, and is on at 9pm CEST
(8pm
, 5am Eastern
, Midday-3pm Various
)
If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham (and friends) not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!
2nd year's comments start on page 6 here
This year's comments start on page 10 here! Come join the fun!
First Semi-Final
Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter
Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm
Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
Iceland: VÆB – RÓA
Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie
Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA
San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia
Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato
Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado
Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray
Losers -
Azerbaijan,
Belgium,
Cyprus,
Croatia,
Slovenia
Second Semi-Final
Armenia: PARG – SURVIVOR
Austria: JJ – Wasted Love
Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination
Finland: Erika Vikman – ICH KOMME
Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta
Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise
Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi
Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys
Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son
Malta: Miriana Conte – SERVING
Losers -
Australia,
Czechia,
Georgia,
Ireland,
Montenegro,
Serbia
Eurovision Song Contest, Grand Final
Winner is Austria

Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russian truces, they just dont mean anything
The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel or Europe wide on national broadcasting channels, and is on at 9pm CEST




If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham (and friends) not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!
2nd year's comments start on page 6 here
This year's comments start on page 10 here! Come join the fun!
First Semi-Final
1.
Iceland: VÆB – RÓA
2.
Poland: Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA
3.
Slovenia: Klemen – How Much Time Do We Have Left
4.
Estonia: Tommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato
Spain: Melody – ESA DIVA
5.
Ukraine: Ziferblat – Bird of Pray
6.
Sweden: KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
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Portugal: NAPA – Deslocado
8.
Norway: Kyle Alessandro – Lighter
9.
Belgium: Red Sebastian – Strobe Lights
Italy: Lucio Corsi – Volevo Essere Un Duro
10.
Azerbaijan: Mamagama - Run With U
11.
San Marino: Gabry Ponte – Tutta L'Italia
12.
Albania: Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm
13.
Netherlands: Claude – C'est La Vie
14.
Croatia: Marko Bošnjak – Poison Cake
Switzerland: Zoë Më – Voyage
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Cyprus: Theo Evan – Shh
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Second Semi-Final
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Australia: Go-Jo – Milkshake Man
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Montenegro: Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli
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Ireland: EMMY – Laika Party
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Latvia: Tautumeitas – Bur Man Laimi
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Armenia: PARG – SURVIVOR
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Austria: JJ – Wasted Love
United Kingdom: Remember Monday – What The Hell Just Happened?
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Greece: Klavdia – Asteromáta
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Lithuania: Katarsis – Tavo Akys
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Malta: Miriana Conte – SERVING
10.
Georgia: Mariam Shengelia – Freedom
🏳 France: Louane – maman
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Denmark: Sissal – Hallucination
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Czechia: ADONXS – Kiss Kiss Goodbye
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Luxembourg: Laura Thorn – La Poupée Monte Le Son
14.
Israel: Yuval Raphael – New Day Will Rise
Germany: Abor & Tynna – Baller
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Serbia: Princ – Mila
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Finland: Erika Vikman – ICH KOMME
France, Germany and the United Kingdom automatically qualify for the Grand Final

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Eurovision Song Contest, Grand Final

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Norway
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Estonia
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Israel
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Lithuania
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Spain
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Ukraine
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United Kingdom
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Austria
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Iceland
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Latvia
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Netherlands
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Finland
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Italy
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Poland
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Germany
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Greece
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Armenia
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Switzerland
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Malta
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Portugal
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Denmark
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Sweden
24. 🏳 France
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San Marino
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Winner is Austria

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