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Winner winner, chicken dinner: Switzerland 
Bloody pathetic looking, compressed to shit banner there, totaly in line with the spirit of eurovision!
Anyway, on with the show!
Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russia's democratic presidential election... fucking meaningless
Controversy this year before the finals have even started, Israel had to change the song because of some snowflakes, and the dutch guy did a thing and got booted out
The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel (if available in your region), and is on at 9pm CEST
(8pm 
, 5am Eastern 
, Midday-3pm Various 
)
If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!
This year's comments start on page 6 here, come join in the drama/fun!
Sweden | Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable
2.
Ukraine | alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
3.
Germany | ISAAK - Always On The Run
4.
Luxembourg | TALI - Fighter
6.
Israel | Eden Golan - Hurricane
7.
Lithuania | Silvester Belt - Luktelk
8.
Spain | Nebulossa - ZORRA
9.
Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi
10.
Ireland | Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
11.
Latvia | Dons - Hollow
12.
Greece | Marina Satti - ZARI
13. United Kingdom | Olly Alexander - Dizzy
14.
Norway | Gรฅte - Ulveham
15.
Italy | Angelina Mango - La Noia
16.
Serbia | TEYA DORA - RAMONDA
17.
Finland | Windows95man - No Rules!
18.
Portugal | iolanda - Grito
19.
Armenia | LADANIVA - Jako
20.
Cyprus | Silia Kapsis - Liar
21. Switzerland | Nemo - The Code
22.
Slovenia | Raiven - Veronika
23.
Croatia | Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim
24.
Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter
25.
France | Slimane - Mon Amour
26.
Austria | Kaleen - We Will Rav
We doing a live/reaction thread for eurovision gaf?
Start times: 8pm GMT // 9pm CEST // Midday-3PM USA
How to watch
Grand Final Running Order:
1. Austria | Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?
2. Portugal | Mimicat - Ai Coraรงรฃo
3. Switzerland | Remo Forrer - Watergun
4.
Poland | Blanka - Solo
5. Serbia | Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava
6. France: La Zarra - รvidemment
7. Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart
8. Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea
9. Sweden | Loreen - Tattoo
10.
Albania | Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje
11. Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due Vite
12. Estonia | Alika - Bridges
13. Finland | Kรครคrijรค - Cha Cha Cha
14.
Czechia | Vesna - My Sister's Crown
15. Australia | Voyager - Promise
16.
Belgium | Gustaph - Because Of You
17. Armenia | Brunette - Future Lover
18.
Moldova | Pasha Parfeni - Soarele ลi Luna
19. Ukraine: TVORCHI - Heart of Steel
20. Norway | Alessandra - Queen of Kings
21. Germany: Lord of the Lost - Blood & Glitter
22. Lithuania | Monika Linkytฤ - Stay
23. Israel | Noa Kirel - Unicorn
24. Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem
25. Croatia | Let 3 - Mama ล ฤ!
26. United Kingdom: Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song
Bloody pathetic looking, compressed to shit banner there, totaly in line with the spirit of eurovision!
Anyway, on with the show!
Welcome to Eurovision, the show where the songs don't matter and the points are made up!
That's right, the points are like Russia's democratic presidential election... fucking meaningless
Controversy this year before the finals have even started, Israel had to change the song because of some snowflakes, and the dutch guy did a thing and got booted out
The live show is available to watch on the official Eurovision Song Contest Youtube channel (if available in your region), and is on at 9pm CEST
(8pm , 5am Eastern , Midday-3pm Various )If you can though, try and watch it on BBC, theres a long standing tradition of Graham not giving a fuck and taking the piss all night, well worth a listen!
This year's comments start on page 6 here, come join in the drama/fun!
- 1st Semi Finals - Tues 7th May
1 Cyprus / Silia Kapsis - Liar
2 Serbia / TEYA DORA - RAMONDA
3 Lithuania / Silvester Belt - Luktelk
4 Ireland / Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
United Kingdom / Olly Alexander - Dizzy
5 Ukraine / alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
6 Poland / LUNA - The Tower
7 Croatia / Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim
8
Iceland / Hera Bjรถrk - Scared of Heights
Germany / ISAAK - Always On The Run
9 Slovenia / Raiven - Veronika
10 Finland / Windows95man - No Rules!
11 Moldova / Natalia Barbu - In The Middle
Sweden / Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable
12
Azerbaijan / FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov - รzรผnlษ Apar
13 Australia / Electric Fields - One Milkali (One Blood)
14 Portugal / iolanda - Grito
15 Luxembourg / TALI - Fighter
Winners:
Serbia
Portugal
Slovenia
Ukraine
Lithuania
Finland
Cyprus
Croatia
Ireland
Luxembourg
Losers:
Poland
Iceland
Moldova
Azerbaijan
Australia (the well known and celebrated European country!)
Cyprus / Silia Kapsis - Liar2
Serbia / TEYA DORA - RAMONDA3
Lithuania / Silvester Belt - Luktelk4
Ireland / Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue United Kingdom / Olly Alexander - Dizzy5
Ukraine / alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria6
Poland / LUNA - The Tower7
Croatia / Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim8
Iceland / Hera Bjรถrk - Scared of Heights Germany / ISAAK - Always On The Run9
Slovenia / Raiven - Veronika10
Finland / Windows95man - No Rules!11
Moldova / Natalia Barbu - In The Middle Sweden / Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable12
Azerbaijan / FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov - รzรผnlษ Apar13
Australia / Electric Fields - One Milkali (One Blood)14
Portugal / iolanda - Grito15
Luxembourg / TALI - FighterWinners:
Serbia
Portugal
Slovenia
Ukraine
Lithuania
Finland
Cyprus
Croatia
Ireland
Luxembourg
Losers:
Poland
Iceland
Moldova
Azerbaijan
Australia
(the well known and celebrated European country!)- 2nd Semi Finals - Thurs 9th May
1 
Malta / Sarah Bonnici - Loop
2 Albania / BESA - TITAN
3 Greece / Marina Satti - ZARI
4 Switzerland / Nemo - The Code
5 Czechia / Aiko - Pedestal
France / Slimane - Mon amour
6 Austria / Kaleen - We Will Rave
7
Denmark / SABA - SAND
8 Armenia / LADANIVA - Jako
9 Latvia / Dons - Hollow
Spain / Nebulossa - ZORRA
10
San Marino / MEGARA - 11:11
11 Georgia / Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter
12 Belgium / Mustii - Before The Party's Over
13 Estonia / 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi
Italy / Angelina Mango - La Noia
14 Israel / Eden Golan - Hurricane
15 Norway / Gรฅte - Ulveham
16
Netherlands / Joost Klein - Europapa
Winners:
Latvia | Dons โ Hollow
Austria | Kaleen โ We Will Rave
Netherlands | Joost Klein โ Europapa
Norway | Gรฅte โ Ulveham
Israel | Eden Golan โ Hurricane
Greece | Marina Satti โ ZARI
Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi
Switzerland | Nemo โ The Code
Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze โ Firefighter
Armenia | LADANIVA โ Jako
Losers:
Malta | Sarah Bonnici โ Loop
Albania | BESA โ TITAN
Czechia | Aiko โ Pedestal
Denmark | SABA โ SAND
San Marino | MEGARA โ 11:11
Belgium | Mustii - Before The Partyโs Over
Malta / Sarah Bonnici - Loop2
Albania / BESA - TITAN3
Greece / Marina Satti - ZARI4
Switzerland / Nemo - The Code5
Czechia / Aiko - Pedestal France / Slimane - Mon amour6
Austria / Kaleen - We Will Rave7
Denmark / SABA - SAND8
Armenia / LADANIVA - Jako9
Latvia / Dons - Hollow Spain / Nebulossa - ZORRA10
San Marino / MEGARA - 11:1111
Georgia / Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter12
Belgium / Mustii - Before The Party's Over13
Estonia / 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi Italy / Angelina Mango - La Noia14
Israel / Eden Golan - Hurricane15
Norway / Gรฅte - Ulveham16
Netherlands / Joost Klein - EuropapaWinners:
Latvia | Dons โ Hollow Austria | Kaleen โ We Will Rave Netherlands | Joost Klein โ Europapa Norway | Gรฅte โ Ulveham Israel | Eden Golan โ Hurricane Greece | Marina Satti โ ZARI Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi Switzerland | Nemo โ The Code Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze โ Firefighter Armenia | LADANIVA โ JakoLosers:
Malta | Sarah Bonnici โ Loop Albania | BESA โ TITAN Czechia | Aiko โ Pedestal Denmark | SABA โ SAND San Marino | MEGARA โ 11:11 Belgium | Mustii - Before The Partyโs Over- Grand Finals - Sat 11th May
Grand Final Running Order
1. Sweden | Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable2.
Ukraine | alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria3.
Germany | ISAAK - Always On The Run4.
Luxembourg | TALI - Fighter6.
Israel | Eden Golan - Hurricane7.
Lithuania | Silvester Belt - Luktelk8.
Spain | Nebulossa - ZORRA9.
Estonia | 5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (kรผll) midagi10.
Ireland | Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue11.
Latvia | Dons - Hollow12.
Greece | Marina Satti - ZARI13.
United Kingdom | Olly Alexander - Dizzy14.
Norway | Gรฅte - Ulveham15.
Italy | Angelina Mango - La Noia16.
Serbia | TEYA DORA - RAMONDA17.
Finland | Windows95man - No Rules! 18.
Portugal | iolanda - Grito19.
Armenia | LADANIVA - Jako20.
Cyprus | Silia Kapsis - Liar21.
Switzerland | Nemo - The Code22.
Slovenia | Raiven - Veronika23.
Croatia | Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim24.
Georgia | Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter25.
France | Slimane - Mon Amour26.
Austria | Kaleen - We Will Rav
We doing a live/reaction thread for eurovision gaf?
Start times: 8pm GMT // 9pm CEST // Midday-3PM USA
How to watch
Grand Final Running Order:
1.
Austria | Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?2.
Portugal | Mimicat - Ai Coraรงรฃo3.
Switzerland | Remo Forrer - Watergun4.
Poland | Blanka - Solo5.
Serbia | Luke Black - Samo Mi Se Spava6.
France: La Zarra - รvidemment7.
Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart8.
Spain: Blanca Paloma - Eaea9.
Sweden | Loreen - Tattoo10.
Albania | Albina & Familja Kelmendi - Duje11.
Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due Vite12.
Estonia | Alika - Bridges13.
Finland | Kรครคrijรค - Cha Cha Cha14.
Czechia | Vesna - My Sister's Crown15.
Australia | Voyager - Promise16.
Belgium | Gustaph - Because Of You17.
Armenia | Brunette - Future Lover18.
Moldova | Pasha Parfeni - Soarele ลi Luna19.
Ukraine: TVORCHI - Heart of Steel20.
Norway | Alessandra - Queen of Kings21.
Germany: Lord of the Lost - Blood & Glitter22.
Lithuania | Monika Linkytฤ - Stay23.
Israel | Noa Kirel - Unicorn24.
Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem25.
Croatia | Let 3 - Mama ล ฤ!26.
United Kingdom: Mae Muller - I Wrote A Song
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