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[toadsworth]

Agreed! Equally as terrifying. The unknown is scary, but I believe in you!

Thanks for the positivity!

Brains need an anxiety on/off switch

 

[trab pu kcip]

One time I woke up and saw this black smudge on my bedroom ceiling. I just stared at it for like a minute or 2 wondering what the fuck it was. Then it opened its wings and it was a huge bat. I screamed like a little girl then it started fluttering around my room. I jumped out of bed and ran out if the room all whilst screaming.

Once I calmed down I went back in with a fishing net and caught it and put it outside the window.

I became an excellent bat catcher. Just a few months ago at work there was a bat flying around the kitchen in the hotel and everyone was freaking out and I was like "don't worry. I've seen this before! I got this!" I put on some oven mitts and grabbed it as it was flapping against a corner and brought it outside. It was squeaking mad at me but I'm sure it was happy once I set it free. It also took me like 2 hours to finally catch that one. They are quick.

how come you have all the cool animals man.
if there was a bat in my room I'd be the happiest person ever

 

[FloatOn]

bats are ugly af

sorry trab

 

[trab pu kcip]

bats are ugly af

sorry trab

I'd kiss that bat right on the forehead and call it fledermausi

 

[Jobbs]

He's beautiful though

 

[trab pu kcip]

He's beautiful though

He really is ;_;

 

[Professor Beef]

First it's monkey spanking, then it's chicken choking, then it's dolphin flogging, and now you want to discipline the poor catdogbird!?

I just wanna be able to yell at it if it becomes insolent.

 

[FloatOn]

I need to deprogram my bat bias they still look like little demons that want to kill me

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've started finding possums cute. At least baby ones.

Used to just think they looked like overgrown rats on meth.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I'd kiss that bat right on the forehead and call it fledermausi

"Someone say my name?"

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I need to deprogram my bat bias they still look like little demons that want to kill me

It's not just you

P.S. Nerdkiller, your avatar keeps slaying me every time you post

 

[trab pu kcip]

I need to deprogram my bat bias they still look like little demons that want to kill me

cute little demons :3

 

[FloatOn]

red pandas tho

 

[toadsworth]

oh jeez now i want to go to the zoo

 

[FloatOn]

behold the grey mouse lemur

aka pokemon irl

 

[Jobbs]

red pandas are very cute

 

[Horse Detective]

I always go to the zoo when im sad. Haha

 

[trab pu kcip]

zoos make me sad

 

[Horse Detective]

Thats probably why it doesn't cheer me up, lmao

 

[FloatOn]

anyway I have a month off from school

which video game should I play?

Options are:

Witcher 3
Dark Souls 3
Alien Isolation
Life is Strange

 

[Horse Detective]

Dark souls

Play a straight dex build wearing only underwear. It is fucking amazing

 

[toadsworth]

Dark souls

Play a straight dex build wearing only underwear. It is fucking amazing

This was my first ever build.

Everything else was a disappointment

 

[FloatOn]

Dark souls

Play a straight dex build wearing only underwear. It is fucking amazing

yeah I started dark souls 3 and put in something around 20 hours before school consumed me.

I was working on a ninja build with a katana and throwing weapon fuckery.

 

[Vazra]

anyway I have a month off from school

which video game should I play?

Options are:

Witcher 3
Dark Souls 3
Alien Isolation
Life is Strange

My body.

Spoiler

Dark Souls 3 and LiS

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Play a straight dex build wearing only underwear. It is fucking amazing

Household chores are better this way too.

 

[Horse Detective]

You dont understand true orgasmic bliss until your equip load is under 30% tbh

 

[Vazra]

You dont understand true orgasmic bliss until your load is 100% in Vaz mouth tbh

True

 

[FloatOn]

True

lol

You dont understand true orgasmic bliss until your equip load is under 30% tbh

dark souls became real for me when I stopped using a shield.

 

[Horse Detective]

You are one horny dude. I bet you could solve gafs virginity problem in one day!

I salute you

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

True

Okay, it took me a moment to notice the edit. That got a good chuckle out of me.

 

[Ceallach]

God damn I'm sick of gamers crying censorship

 

[DrM]

Damn, got a bit drunk after insane day at work

 

[LookAtMeGo]

how come you have all the cool animals man.
if there was a bat in my room I'd be the happiest person ever

Haha. I actually like bats but I have this thing where I dont like things that flutter. Its why I dont like moths or butterflies. Id freak out of there was a humming bird in my room as well.

D'awwwwww

 

[Timu]

He's beautiful though

He really is ;_;

I can't tell you 2 apart!!!

anyway I have a month off from school

which video game should I play?

Options are:

Witcher 3
Dark Souls 3
Alien Isolation
Life is Strange

Dark Souls 3, duh!!!=p

You are one horny dude.

So am I, probably more so than most here!!!

 

[Jobbs]

anyway I have a month off from school

which video game should I play?

Options are:

Witcher 3
Dark Souls 3
Alien Isolation
Life is Strange

Dark Souls 3 is a must. Quality in every area from start to finish.

Aside from that I'd encourage Alien Isolation. It may not be for everyone, admittedly, (it's a slow game) but if you manage to get drawn into it there aren't any other experiences out there that are like it.

 

[DrM]

Speaking of bats, our cats adore them. Munch munch munch

 

[Timu]

We have bats here in Maryland...for some reason.

 

[Clydefrog]

Sharkz r cool

 

[Ceallach]

We have bats here in Maryland...for some reason.

Where in MD, I used to live in Bethesda

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Ermahgerd. That bats nose looks like a happy bear.

 

[Vazra]

God damn I'm sick of gamers crying censorship

"But they are ruining creative freedom"

 

[Vazra]

You are one horny dude. I bet you could solve gafs virginity problem in one day!

I salute you

I have standards tbh. I only bang fakegaffers (and some lgbt gaffers and PopGaffers)

 

[Timu]

Where in MD, I used to live in Bethesda

In my area it seems(Saint Leonard), it seems rare though but my family can take care of them. Also I had no idea you used to live here!!!=O

 

[toadsworth]

bat poop is gross. looks like fruity pebbles gone bad

 

[Ceallach]

In my area it seems(Saint Leonard), it seems rare though but my family can take care of them. Also I had no idea you used to live here!!!=O

Yeah from 2012 to 2014. I was stationed at the Bethesda Naval Station on Rockville Pike

 

[Timu]

Yeah from 2012 to 2014. I was stationed at the Bethesda Naval Station on Rockville Pike

Ah that's cool. Funny enough I only been to like one other state in my life. Also I only saw 2 bats and both were in my house, lol.

 

[FUME5]

Last day of work for the year.

Fuck yes.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Last day of work for the year.

Fuck yes.

same here today was my last day at my old job

 

[Ceallach]

I officially have orders!!

Staying here. Going to CVN-69. The USA Eisenhower.

 

[Josh with a J]

Surprised how many of us are in the DMV area