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[iconmaster]

I learned this by accident today.

In 2017, Facebook announced a "Non-Consensual Intimate Image" pilot program to combat revenge porn. Here's the summary:

• To establish which image is of concern, people will be asked to send the image to themselves on Messenger.
• Once we receive this notification, a specially trained representative from our Community Operations team reviews and hashes the image, which creates a human-unreadable, numerical fingerprint of it.
• We store the photo hash—not the photo—to prevent someone from uploading the photo in the future. If someone tries to upload the image to our platform, like all photos on Facebook, it is run through a database of these hashes and if it matches we do not allow it to be posted or shared.

Yes, a "specially-trained" Facebook employee will happily take some time to look over your nudes. For subjecting yourself to an official Facebook Voyeur, you get an additional layer of protection against revenge porn.

Ah, but that was just the pilot, right? Surely this has all been replaced by machine learning by now.

Well, not really. Facebook has since introduced algorithms to augment this feature -- though they never actually say no human reviewers are involved, curious -- but "this new detection technology is in addition to our pilot program."

I wonder how many of these nude photos get escalated for, uh, additional scrutiny.

 

[lifa-cobex]

I look forward to sending pictures of my hairy average sized cock, for FB employees to review.

 

[Cunth]

That’s my fetish

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Well this is one way to build an audience I guess

 

[EverydayBeast]

Facebook is in control of embarrassing nude photos? That's been known for years.

 

[pr0cs]

What sort of crazy person puts nudes on Facebook? Nothing could go wrong there right?

 

[ValiantTraveler]

All they will find in my account is memes, nothing but memes.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Office footage of the specially-trained Facebook employees preparing to work:

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I’ve been sending them my nude photos for years, but they never send me any.

 

[Scopa]

I’ve been sending them my nude photos for years, but they never send me any.

Zuckerberg has sent you plenty, but your email provider keeps tagging them as “trash”.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Zuckerberg has sent you plenty...

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Where can I apply for this job?

 

[CyberPanda]

Zuckerberg has sent you plenty, but your email provider keeps tagging them as “trash”.

Zuckerberg doesn't need nudes when he has this to enter every night.

 

[brap]

Zuckerberg doesn't need nudes when he has this to enter every night.

Why do goofy ass white nerds always marry asian women?

 

[CyberPanda]

Why do goofy ass white nerds always marry asian women?

Cause they love anal.

 

[neobiz]

Is it going to be based on a scale? Like can I get a 10/10 for a reverse spread eagle 2 knuckles deeeeep while satisfying myself orally?

'sticking' the landing

 

[RiccochetJ]

Ok, I'm old.

Why are you all sending dick picks and tit picks to facebook?

Why are you texting them?

I'm totally victim blaming, but god dammit, wait until you're in physical proximity with each other!

Hell, learn from the mormons and do that bubble crap.

 

[Melon]

Hi Mr.ZUCC I hope you like my nudes.

 

[brap]

Hi Mr.ZUCC I hope you like my nudes.

CyberPanda currently trying to hack zucc's facebook lmao

 

[CyberPanda]

CyberPanda currently trying to hack zucc's facebook lmao

 

[infinitys_7th]

Cause they love anal.

Yeah, they want to do it to us white guys >_>

 

[CyberPanda]

Yeah, they want to do it to us white guys >_>

Pegging is in.

 

[iconmaster]

Hi Mr.ZUCC I hope you like my nudes.

Mr. Zuckerberg is a very busy man. His secretary will review them and get back to you.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Pegging is in.

Not in me though.

More seriously, my ex had this thing about my white skin, to where she would just marvel at how much lighter I was than her when we stood next to each other in front of a mirror. Light skin is very apparently attractive across Asian cultures (she was Japanese). So that is one side of the attraction.

On the other, nerdy white guys are attracted to real Asian women. Weeaboos are attracted to the idealized moe blob Japanese girl crying out "Sugoi!" Real nerds know Asian (culturally) women are independent in certain ways that you do not find in western cultures. My ex was one of the most stoic people I've ever met, thanks to her Buddhism and Shintoism.

 

[CyberPanda]

Not in me though.

More seriously, my ex had this thing about my white skin, to where she would just marvel at how much lighter I was than her when we stood next to each other in front of a mirror. Light skin is very apparently attractive across Asian cultures (she was Japanese).

Oh for sure. In Asia they love the porcelain skin.

 

[E-Cat]

Zuckerberg doesn't need nudes when he has this to enter every night.

Honestly, with his billions, he could do much better.

 

[womfalcs3]

Office footage of the specially-trained Facebook employees preparing to work:

Gotta have the wipes. Regular tissue is not sufficient.

 

[CyberPanda]

Gotta have the wipes. Regular tissue is not sufficient.

Just have a cum bucket near by.

 

[gela94]

Now the real question why do people have nudes on FB???

 

[CyberPanda]

Now the real question why do people have nudes on FB???

To hook up.

 

[Scopa]

Now the real question why do people have nudes on FB???

Sadness.

 

[Crownjo]

I bet the "specially-trained" Facebook employee secretly jacks off to all those nudes.

 

[CyberPanda]

I bet the "specially-trained" Facebook employee secretly jacks off to all those nudes.

We all jack off.

 

[Crownjo]

We all jack off.

 

[Weilthain]

Seems satanic, I don’t approve.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Breakage]

I recently read that Zuck is shifting Facebook's focus to privacy.
I suppose you have to laugh.

 

[iconmaster]

I recently read that Zuck is shifting Facebook's focus to privacy your privates.

 

[Antoon]

Why do goofy ass white nerds always marry asian women?

Asian women are usually slaves, who will do anything a white guy (higher social status) asks.