Jurassic World: Rebirth Review Thread
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JimmyRustler
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Saw it too now. The best I can say about is that it's better than the last two… It was bad alright. Kinda liked the first 30 minutes but latest from the point where the T-Rex shows up it's a downward slope of stupidity.
Who writes these scripts? I mean, the credits say David Koepp but damn me if this movie wasn't co-written by some idiotic studio executives.
Who writes these scripts? I mean, the credits say David Koepp but damn me if this movie wasn't co-written by some idiotic studio executives.
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ForAcademicPurposes
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Watching this was like dragging my balls across broken glass from here to Tokyo.
kpopSuperstar
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1. Its not about the fucking dinos, its the whole world making this zone illegal that makes it fucking dumb to go there with kids!
3. Why does it matter if they talked about it being a sin???? they should have brought guns!
4 and 5.
Here is the evidence, they are right next to the water! its almost hitting them!
And here is the second evidence. The first dino is behind the hill, then when Scarlett turns her head, it teleports ahead and stands right next to the one right in front of them!
6. She should have inflated the boat away from the fuck t-rex, not dragged it in front of it, the parent shoulf have hid instead of standing in the open!
No one calls movie writers "authors", they are script writers. The author in this case is the person who wrote the book.
7. Jesus christ, ask chat gpt if you dont believe it. Those boats needs extra tanks to cross that much water.
3. Why does it matter if they talked about it being a sin???? they should have brought guns!
4 and 5.
Here is the evidence, they are right next to the water! its almost hitting them!
And here is the second evidence. The first dino is behind the hill, then when Scarlett turns her head, it teleports ahead and stands right next to the one right in front of them!
6. She should have inflated the boat away from the fuck t-rex, not dragged it in front of it, the parent shoulf have hid instead of standing in the open!
No one calls movie writers "authors", they are script writers. The author in this case is the person who wrote the book.
7. Jesus christ, ask chat gpt if you dont believe it. Those boats needs extra tanks to cross that much water.
MonkD
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The one with the cartoon dinosaur in the mansion is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. You can at least laugh at The Room. The movie that came after was just as bad, but at that point I had stopped caring. They are really trying to beat the shit out this franchise like what was done to Terminator.
I'm glad Predator is still good.
Alcibiades
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Saw it in Dolby Cinema last night. Too many characters I think. Worst part of the film was the family. Remove their storyline and characters and it's a much better movie.
EDIT: I did enjoy some parts of it but I can't see myself rewatching anytime soon. It's passable for entertainment.
EDIT: I did enjoy some parts of it but I can't see myself rewatching anytime soon. It's passable for entertainment.
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IDKFA
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Koepp appears to be the only writer.
Time to put the franchise on ice. How much further can they take it?
The only idea I have is a complete reboot by remaking the first film, but this time make it a proper adaptation of the novel. This would mean that it would be unsuitable for children, but I say go with the risk. I want to see the horror of Jurassic Park in the novel.
Angry_Megalodon
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The original Jurassic Park, Terminator 2, or The Matrix, look better than most films today. The abuse of CGI and vivid colors feel artificial, more a videogame than a movie. It takes filmmaking talent and practical effects to elevate the production to those heights.
I think its pretty obvious even for zoomers than those movies just look better, the same way an action movie like Die Hard is more realistic-looking than the Fast and Furious saga.
amigastar
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One movie which is mentioned always when it comes to good CGI is Pirates of the Caribbean, you know the guy with the tentacles on his face (I haven't really watched any of these movies)
But it has good CGI.
This Guy (Captain Davy Jones):
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Reizo Ryuu
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1. Its not about the fucking dinos, its the whole world making this zone illegal that makes it fucking dumb to go there with kids!
3. Why does it matter if they talked about it being a sin???? they should have brought guns!
4 and 5.
Here is the evidence, they are right next to the water! its almost hitting them!
And here is the second evidence. The first dino is behind the hill, then when Scarlett turns her head, it teleports ahead and stands right next to the one right in front of them!
6. She should have inflated the boat away from the fuck t-rex, not dragged it in front of it, the parent shoulf have hid instead of standing in the open!
No one calls movie writers "authors", they are script writers. The author in this case is the person who wrote the book.
7. Jesus christ, ask chat gpt if you dont believe it. Those boats needs extra tanks to cross that much water.
1. It being irresponsible to go with kids was acknowledged, as was the fact that the only reason they were attacked was because of the modified spinos, so yes it's very much about the dinos, without the spinos they would've been in capetown without any issues.
3. Why does it matter? Are you serious? It matters because it means the neurotoxin GUNS would murder the shit out of smaller dinos like raptors, guns don't do shit against big dinos either
4. Your "evidence" just agrees with what I said: they aren't on wet sand and they are behind rocks, now post a pic of the girl pushing the gear as the water was at her ankles, it's nowhere near they wind up grabbing the gear; while you're at it post a pic of scarlet taking two steps to get to the fence that was right there, they literally couldn't go any farther.
5. Lol it didn't teleport, it walked, also you can clearly see the terrain going downward from where they are; again if you are unable to see the perspective I can't help you there.
6. Away from the t-rex? Like where exactly? Because there was no space to do that anywhere. Oh I guess you wanted her to drag it off into the forest by herself and then inflate it and push the raft all the way back to the river, all without dying?
Right.
And anyone who writes something is an author of what they wrote, this includes screenplays, articles, documents, anything obviously.
7. Chatgpt? Lol, no thanks, I know these boats have a range of 200nmi, because, well, they do, no matter what the LLM hallucinated and told you.
3. Why does it matter? Are you serious? It matters because it means the neurotoxin GUNS would murder the shit out of smaller dinos like raptors, guns don't do shit against big dinos either
4. Your "evidence" just agrees with what I said: they aren't on wet sand and they are behind rocks, now post a pic of the girl pushing the gear as the water was at her ankles, it's nowhere near they wind up grabbing the gear; while you're at it post a pic of scarlet taking two steps to get to the fence that was right there, they literally couldn't go any farther.
5. Lol it didn't teleport, it walked, also you can clearly see the terrain going downward from where they are; again if you are unable to see the perspective I can't help you there.
6. Away from the t-rex? Like where exactly? Because there was no space to do that anywhere. Oh I guess you wanted her to drag it off into the forest by herself and then inflate it and push the raft all the way back to the river, all without dying?
Right.
And anyone who writes something is an author of what they wrote, this includes screenplays, articles, documents, anything obviously.
7. Chatgpt? Lol, no thanks, I know these boats have a range of 200nmi, because, well, they do, no matter what the LLM hallucinated and told you.
SirKicksalot
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If you think JP and The Matrix still hold up, you need glasses. Once you notice the shit textures, mismatched lighting, fake motion blur, and in Matrix the frame morphing and Toy Story level materials, you can't unsee them. This thread would have 10 pages discussing Neo's bullet time cape alone (and where is Trinity etc). Don't drown their achievements in hyperbole.
I like how people in this thread sperg out about Snickers and boats but not about the T-Rex and D-Rex changing size in every shot.
I like how people in this thread sperg out about Snickers and boats but not about the T-Rex and D-Rex changing size in every shot.
JimmyRustler
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The only credited writer. I recommend reading about the script writing process in Hollywood…. It's wild.
MrTroubleMaker
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contains spoilers if you care...
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Ristifer
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No one gives a shit about any of that. That's not why they hold up. I've never heard anyone (at least, unironically) say, "Hey, well, The Matrix is shit because of frame morphing." Only a virgin would say that.
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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Saw this tonight.
Right off the bat one thing frustrated me a lot with this movie and left me confused the entire time, why did the initial trailer and plot synopsis seem to imply that this lab was before the original Jurassic Park, when the final movie instead implies it was from the World era? ie not the Hammond era InGen, but the Masrani era InGen, it feels like Universal changed their minds at the last minute, yet when they're in the abandoned convenience store I'm seeing more modern Dr Pepper cans and stuff, what was the thought process when the D-Rex seems to be running with the idea that they had trouble successfully cloning a T rex at first, so instead they got this mutant freak? Instead it was created later? Why?
So that pretty much sinks the movie since it has no coherent vision for what is even happening, it took the one idea it had that threatened to be interesting, the idea that there was always this dark secret before the first movie... and pisses that away.
Right off the bat one thing frustrated me a lot with this movie and left me confused the entire time, why did the initial trailer and plot synopsis seem to imply that this lab was before the original Jurassic Park, when the final movie instead implies it was from the World era? ie not the Hammond era InGen, but the Masrani era InGen, it feels like Universal changed their minds at the last minute, yet when they're in the abandoned convenience store I'm seeing more modern Dr Pepper cans and stuff, what was the thought process when the D-Rex seems to be running with the idea that they had trouble successfully cloning a T rex at first, so instead they got this mutant freak? Instead it was created later? Why?
So that pretty much sinks the movie since it has no coherent vision for what is even happening, it took the one idea it had that threatened to be interesting, the idea that there was always this dark secret before the first movie... and pisses that away.
Guy_who_thinks_hes_cool
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honestly? it was underwhelming
Vick
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The whole "before Jurassic Park" was my biggest issue with this movie. Thank God it turned out to be just a shameless bait line used in the Trailer and it instead referred to Jurassic World, because it would have otherwise pissed me off to no end.
The retcon was beyond retarded, didn't make any sense whatsoever. That kind of thing is precisely why Hammond bought the whole goddamn Isla Sorna, several times the size of Nublar (a whopping 432.5 square kilometers vs the mere 57 of Nublar). And now we were supposed to believe he also owned yet ANOTHER secret island where he built yet another secret lab? And to do what exactly, as Hammond's InGen wasn't even creating hybrids at the time?
Plus the whole lab design had absolutely nothing to do with the InGen facilities seen in the original Trilogy, and that alone would have been enough to irritate a fan.
D. Rex is implied to be one of the Indominus Rex prototypes, or earlier attempts. This is why is so outlandish looking, because they were trying to create an actual mutant.
Movie is one massive success by the way, this franchise's truly a box office behemoth. I'd like to see what an actual good movie, with excellent word of mouth would be able to achieve.
Kacho
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I liked it. Huge upgrade over the last trilogy. Felt like a proper Jurassic Park movie instead of a generic MCU Hollywood blockbuster.
I enjoyed the elongated Mosasaur sequence. My only complaint is it wasn't menacing like in Jurassic World.
Can we get some Megalodons already?
The Spinosaurus scene was dope but too short and it looked small.
The Xenorex / Rancorex was stupid fun. The final scene felt like an Alien movie which I enjoyed. My daughter kept burying her face in my arm lol.
I enjoyed the elongated Mosasaur sequence. My only complaint is it wasn't menacing like in Jurassic World.
Can we get some Megalodons already?
The Spinosaurus scene was dope but too short and it looked small.
The Xenorex / Rancorex was stupid fun. The final scene felt like an Alien movie which I enjoyed. My daughter kept burying her face in my arm lol.
Werewolf Jones
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Kacho
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I want to see them in the Jurassic World universe. They were teased in Rebirth.The Meg - Wikipedia
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Jason Statham showing up in the middle of a Jurassic Park film, mowing down raptors with a M240 and punching dinos out cold would be BALLER.