1. it matters a lot, because it's not "one place", it's a giant area around the equator and 99% of what's dangerous is on land, they were traveling away from the area as their starting point was barbados, without the mutant spinos with modified behaviour the chance was 0%.
3. They weren't tranqualizers, how is it possible you pirated the movie and still missed the conversation about killing a dino being a crime or a sin? It was a neurotoxin and would without a doubt kill smaller dinos.
4. No you aren't right, the water goes quite far and the girl is attacked when still on the wet sand, they move all the way away from that on dry sand a few steps from the fence, behind rocks that weren't there where they landed; there was literally no further to go because the fence is right there.
5. no it does not, it might be the terrible quality cam you pirated, but it's very clear when they move towards it they are heading downwards from where they are; if you are unable to see that perspective I can't help you.
6. There's absolutely death either way, where do you propose they go? They fall down and basically have a river and a forest with who knows what in front of them. They either stay there and wait, and then die because they miss their connection, try to go back to where the raptors are, which wouldn't work anyway because how's the dad going to climb back up? Or they head forward into the unknown and either die or miss their connection as well since the dad was slowing them down.
And lol the author of a story is obviously whoever writes the story, arguing something happens just because they wanted to do "x" is silly, that's literally everything in a story.
7. No it's not impossible, I've mentioned several times now that's in range of similar sized crafts (200nmi), because it is; they'll make it back just fine.
The one with the cartoon dinosaur in the mansion is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. You can at least laugh at The Room. The movie that came after was just as bad, but at that point I had stopped caring. They are really trying to beat the shit out this franchise like what was done to Terminator.If I see anything about a "return to form" after Dominion took a gigantic diarrhea shit on the franchise, I won't be able to take it seriously at all. Seeing mediocre reviews for this is about as surprising as taking a squeeze on the shitter after Taco Bell.
Saw it too now. The best I can say about is that it's better than the last two… It was bad alright. Kinda liked the first 30 minutes but latest from the point where the T-Rex shows up it's a downward slope of stupidity.
Who writes these scripts? I mean, the credits say David Koepp but damn me if this movie wasn't co-written by some idiotic studio executives.
Kids nowadays don't know what achievement the first Jurassic Park back in 1993 was because every Marvel movie basically is full of CGI effects today.
Jurassic Park was something special because you saw the first time lifelike Dinosaurs which has never been seen until then. I was a huge Dinosaur fan as a kid so for me it was a revelation.
One movie which is mentioned always when it comes to good CGI is Pirates of the Caribbean, you know the guy with the tentacles on his face (I haven't really watched any of these movies)The original Jurassic Park, Terminator 2, or The Matrix, look better than most films today. The abuse of CGI and vivid colors feel artificial, more a videogame than a movie. It takes filmmaking talent and practical effects to elevate the production to those heights.
I think its pretty obvious even for zoomers than those movies just look better, the same way an action movie like Die Hard is more realistic-looking than the Fast and Furious saga.
1. Its not about the fucking dinos, its the whole world making this zone illegal that makes it fucking dumb to go there with kids!
3. Why does it matter if they talked about it being a sin???? they should have brought guns!
4 and 5.
Here is the evidence, they are right next to the water! its almost hitting them!
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And here is the second evidence. The first dino is behind the hill, then when Scarlett turns her head, it teleports ahead and stands right next to the one right in front of them!
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6. She should have inflated the boat away from the fuck t-rex, not dragged it in front of it, the parent shoulf have hid instead of standing in the open!
No one calls movie writers "authors", they are script writers. The author in this case is the person who wrote the book.
7. Jesus christ, ask chat gpt if you dont believe it. Those boats needs extra tanks to cross that much water.
The only credited writer. I recommend reading about the script writing process in Hollywood…. It's wild.Koepp appears to be the only writer.
No one gives a shit about any of that. That's not why they hold up. I've never heard anyone (at least, unironically) say, "Hey, well, The Matrix is shit because of frame morphing." Only a virgin would say that.If you think JP and The Matrix still hold up, you need glasses. Once you notice the shit textures, mismatched lighting, fake motion blur, and in Matrix the frame morphing and Toy Story level materials, you can't unsee them. This thread would have 10 pages discussing Neo's bullet time cape alone (and where is Trinity etc). Don't drown their achievements in hyperbole.
I like how people in this thread sperg out about Snickers and boats but not about the T-Rex and D-Rex changing size in every shot.
The whole "before Jurassic Park" was my biggest issue with this movie. Thank God it turned out to be just a shameless bait line used in the Trailer and it instead referred to Jurassic World, because it would have otherwise pissed me off to no end.Saw this tonight.
Right off the bat one thing frustrated me a lot with this movie and left me confused the entire time, why did the initial trailer and plot synopsis seem to imply that this lab was before the original Jurassic Park, when the final movie instead implies it was from the World era? ie not the Hammond era InGen, but the Masrani era InGen, it feels like Universal changed their minds at the last minute, yet when they're in the abandoned convenience store I'm seeing more modern Dr Pepper cans and stuff, what was the thought process when the D-Rex seems to be running with the idea that they had trouble successfully cloning a T rex at first, so instead they got this mutant freak? Instead it was created later? Why?
So that pretty much sinks the movie since it has no coherent vision for what is even happening, it took the one idea it had that threatened to be interesting, the idea that there was always this dark secret before the first movie... and pisses that away.
Can we get some Megalodons already?
I want to see them in the Jurassic World universe. They were teased in Rebirth.![]()
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Jason Statham showing up in the middle of a Jurassic Park film, mowing down raptors with a M240 and punching dinos out cold would be BALLER.I want to see them in the Jurassic World universe. They were teased in Rebirth.