I exfoliated myself on your couch. You haven't seemed to mind so I think it's cool.
that's so hot
I exfoliated myself on your couch. You haven't seemed to mind so I think it's cool.
that's so hot
hrmm...your couch is all semeny.
I have a couch too, ya know
And I literally could come over in this case! LOL
I don't think my roommate would appreciate if you came over the couch...
hrmm...your couch is all semeny.
That is so not what I meant LOL!
i come politely tyvm.
if you're smart, you'd buy a Putintector to wave around your room. it'll tell you the levels
How does one come "politely". Teach me your ways.
Just make sure you don't accidentally buy a Putintectum, that's something entirely different and gross.
Well.. this only applies to when other people come, butLOLswallow?
.... that's different.
I was talking about "coming" politely. YOU ARE A LIAR
LOL I'm sorry!i don't like it polite
i've never had a girl swallow mine. i don't swallow their... wait, yes i do. WTF
it's just a more gradual thing. damnit women
I get this.does it oscillate between Aladeen and Aladeen?
#TeamWhyTheHellDoesThisThreadAlwaysEndUpLikeThis
#teamswallow
Nothings changed. Just the furniture.are you going to keep posting like this?
Nothings changed. Just the furniture.
best post of 2014
calling it right now
why do i look so smug?
the number of times I fucked up are statistically greater than the number of times you could have won
Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone
I've got a migraine
and my pain will range from up down and sideways
thank God it's Friday
cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays
cause Sundays are my suicide days
I don't know why they always seem so dismal
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow, and a slight drizzle
Whether it's the weather or the letters by my bed
sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head
Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless
test being tested by a ruthless examinant
that's represented best by my depress...ing thoughts
I do not have writer's block
my writer just hates the clock
it will not let me sleep, I'll get some sleep when I'm dead
and sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head
Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone
But I know we've made it this far, kid
yeah, yeah, yeah
I am not as fine as I seem pardon
Me for yelling I'm telling you green gardens
are not what's growing in my psyche
it's a different me
a difficult to be, stop feasting lumber down trees
freeze frame
please let me paint a mental picture portrait
something you won't forget, it's all about my forehead
and now it is a door that holds back contents
that make Pandora's box's contents look non-violent
Behind my eyelids are islands of violence
my mind shipwrecked, this is the only land my mind could find
I did not know it was such a violent island
Full of tidal waves, suicidal crazed lions
They're trying to eat me, blood running down their chin
and I know that I can fight or I can let the lion win
I begin to assemble what weapons I can find
Cause sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind
...didn't I tell you about them?
I think
I think you may have. But I'm not sure. I know we had a convo about music once....... But I don't remember which bands we talked about.
I think I showed you that song and another one they had that was really popular that I can't think of the name of right now because I'm burned out on writing papers and tired.
I've been mostly throwing Car Radio, Migraine, Holding on to You and House of Gold into my playlists lately.
The whole album is pretty short and sweet. House of Gold is great because it's so different from their other songs.
Wellll that killed the thread.