Fast and Furious 6 is a atrocious movie

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siddx said:
You are correct. As a fan of all of the first 5 movies, yes including toyko drift, I thought 6 was atrocious. Nobody seemed to be having any fun, even the characters meant to be comic relief like luda and tyrese sounded too bored to really try. The action was so absurd that it went from "fun over the top" to "are you fucking kidding me who thought this would be a good idea?" The fact they barely mourned and didn't even bother to check on that girl who falls off the car in the end was bizarre and made them look like a bunch of shitheads. The dialogue sounded like it was written by a drunk 12 year old. The bro-love shit between Diesel and Walker felt ridiculously corny, especially with all the "family" nonsense that was presented and talked about in such a generic and cliched way, that its clear it was thought up by a person whose entire family perished in a house fire when he was an infant and grew up in a cave by himself before being reintroduced into society through a marathon of lifetime channel movies and readers digest inspirational stories which fed his miserable delusions of what having a family is like. Fuck that guy, send him back to that cave to die.

And Star Trek into Darkness was a vastly better movie, some of you are out of your fucking minds and should go pray to whatever deity you worship to stop whatever mysterious brain parasite is destroying your capacity for rational thought.
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Fast 6 blows Star Trek away. It's a million times better than that piece of shit.
 
I'm an expert said:
Star Trek.. seriously? Your friends are good people to let you tag along.
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Dishwalla said:
I still say your friends made the right choice, especially when I find out the movie you missed out on was Star Trek(which was easily as stupid and cheesy as Fast 6 but not nearly as fun).
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firehawk12 said:
Your friends saved you from one of the worst movies of 2013. You should be thanking them!
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7Th said:
You should be thankful, you dodged a bullet.
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salud la familia

salud
 
The idea was to follow the Ocean's route at first but I think after Fast Five they realized how much work heist (well elaborate ones) movies are and said fuck it
 
siddx said:
You are correct. As a fan of all of the first 5 movies, yes including toyko drift, I thought 6 was atrocious. Nobody seemed to be having any fun, even the characters meant to be comic relief like luda and tyrese sounded too bored to really try. The action was so absurd that it went from "fun over the top" to "are you fucking kidding me who thought this would be a good idea?" The fact they barely mourned and didn't even bother to check on that girl who falls off the car in the end was bizarre and made them look like a bunch of shitheads. The dialogue sounded like it was written by a drunk 12 year old. The bro-love shit between Diesel and Walker felt ridiculously corny, especially with all the "family" nonsense that was presented and talked about in such a generic and cliched way, that its clear it was thought up by a person whose entire family perished in a house fire when he was an infant and grew up in a cave by himself before being reintroduced into society through a marathon of lifetime channel movies and readers digest inspirational stories which fed his miserable delusions of what having a family is like. Fuck that guy, send him back to that cave to die.

And Star Trek into Darkness was a vastly better movie, some of you are out of your fucking minds and should go pray to whatever deity you worship to stop whatever mysterious brain parasite is destroying your capacity for rational thought.
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Comes off like you don't know it's the best one. You seem to have a handle on everything else though, I don't understand why you didn't enjoy the movi... oh, you're listing all those things as negatives.
 
Sean said:
How could you not love crazy over the top moments like this?

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This is the definitive proof that Dominic is the second coming of christ and the entire series is just a ruse. In one Fast/Furious movie he gets shot in the arm or shoulder, and breaks a car window with the affected arm. Dominic being Jesus also explains the Tokyo Drift timeline issues, wherever there are fast cars Jesus will be there to participate. The most dangerous sin is street racing, and Jesus will race for our sins.
 
1>5>3>4>6>2.

I was hyped when they showed Letty's picture in the end credits of Fast Five

Then they hit me with the "she's got amnesia" garbage.

The action was meh, the jokes were just alright, and those are the only important parts to these movies in the post-Fast Five era. Don't think I'll ever watch Fast 6 again.
 
I agree. I really liked FF 1, 2, 3, and 5. 4 was watchable.

FF6 was honestly one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
 
I loved that part were Tyresse becames selfaware and describes the other team as bizzaro versions of the crew.

The movies are really good and the stuntwork and practical effects are something to behold. Flying Super Diesel was bullshit, but I liked that according to his logic what saved him was the car that broke their fall, A FUCKING MACHINE MADE OF METAL, GLASS AND VOLATILE SHIT CAN BE CONSIDERED A CUSHION IF YOU ARE VIN DIESEL.
 
tokyo drift > 1 > 4 > 2

this franchise is moving away from cars and street racing and turning into a generic action movie

its over
 
siddx said:
And Star Trek into Darkness was a vastly better movie, some of you are out of your fucking minds and should go pray to whatever deity you worship to stop whatever mysterious brain parasite is destroying your capacity for rational thought.
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There is no way in hell F&F6 is worse than STID. F&F6 knows exactly what it is, and while it may be a step down from 5, at no point does it forget what it's supposed to be doing or overstep its bounds as dumb fun cinema. STID not only retreads the exact same ground the first movie covered (Kirk's character arc is practically identical in both movies), but it has the gall to remake one of the best Star Trek stories ever told with a bunch of damn children who have in no way earned the bond that makes the story work in the first place. While STID is not a bad movie in and of itself, it is a pretty bad Star Trek movie, in that Star Trek should always have something to say, or at least a point of view, and STID has nothing. It's dumb fun, but it doesn't know it. F&F6 is acutely aware of it, and as a result is a vastly more successful piece of filmmaking than STID.
 
I almost walked out of a free screening of it.

Dumbest fucking movie I've seen in a while. Enough bad acting, writing, and scenarios to give me a massive head ache. Horrible movie.
 
MattKeil said:
There is no way in hell F&F6 is worse than STID. F&F6 knows exactly what it is, and while it may be a step down from 5, at no point does it forget what it's supposed to be doing or overstep its bounds as dumb fun cinema. STID not only retreads the exact same ground the first movie covered (Kirk's character arc is practically identical in both movies), but it has the gall to remake one of the best Star Trek stories ever told with a bunch of damn children who have in no way earned the bond that makes the story work in the first place. While STID is not a bad movie in and of itself, it is a pretty bad Star Trek movie, in that Star Trek should always have something to say, or at least a point of view, and STID has nothing. It's dumb fun, but it doesn't know it. F&F6 is acutely aware of it, and as a result is a vastly more successful piece of filmmaking than STID.
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There also wasn't enough space stuffs. Where were the space stuffs?!
 
FelixOrion said:
I almost walked out of a free screening of it.

Dumbest fucking movie I've seen in a while. Enough bad acting, writing, and scenarios to give me a massive head ache. Horrible movie.
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you don't understand blockbuster summer movies, its supposed to be over the top with cheesy lines, its bad boys ii, independence day, rocky, iron man. something thats a fun blast. If your looking for inception here, your doing it wrong.
 
CassidyIzABeast said:
1>5>3>4>6>2.

I was hyped when they showed Letty's picture in the end credits of Fast Five

Then they hit me with the "she's got amnesia" garbage.

The action was meh, the jokes were just alright, and those are the only important parts to these movies in the post-Fast Five era. Don't think I'll ever watch Fast 6 again.
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Pretty accurate list but I'd swap 1 and 5... Oh and 6 and 4

4 is just... Baaad
 
statham said:
you don't understand blockbuster summer movies, its supposed to be over the top with cheesy lines, its bad boys ii, independence day, rocky, iron man. something thats a fun blast. If your looking for inception here, your doing it wrong.
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I'm all for dumb summer block busters but this wasn't even fun to watch. Poor humor, lazy plot twists and dull action abound.
 
Loved 5 but 6 is trash. Stupid plot, cartoony action, bad dialog, etc. Pretty much the complete opposite of 5. It's not the worse thing in the world but a major let down imo.
 
Killing_Joke said:
Loved 5 but 6 is trash. Stupid plot, cartoony action, bad dialog, etc. Pretty much the complete opposite of 5. It's not the worse thing in the world but a major let down imo.
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Lol 5 and 6 are almost exactly alike.

Ridiculous and unrealistic shit happen in both.
 
this is worse than the guy that didn't get Jingle All the Way

or was it the same guy

e: Fast movies have a lot of cool practical effects

It also has Vin Diesel being an absolute boss and owning gravity
 
statham said:
you don't understand blockbuster summer movies, its supposed to be over the top with cheesy lines, its bad boys ii, independence day, rocky, iron man. something thats a fun blast. If your looking for inception here, your doing it wrong.
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Inception is a dumb action movie.
 
The fact that you got past the first thirty minutes of the original movie precludes you from criticizing any of them. They are all very cheesey, ham fisted movies with all of the plot structure of a well done porn.
 
Of course it's awful. But people like awful films for all kinds of reasons. Personally I found it incredibly stupid but the set pieces were well done. It had plenty of bang for its buck.
 
The movie is gud. Sorry op.

1>5>6>2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FFshorts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>herpes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4
 
I have only seen the first film in the series, so seeing people rank it above the rest just makes me think they are incomprehensibly bad.
 
It's not a film I'd critique and study, it's fucking Fast and Furious lol. It's just a fun movie to watch with friends. I thought it was good. I mentioned to my friends how ridiculously long that runway must've been at the end and stuff like that having a laugh but idk it was just a fun movie to watch. Besides 6, I've only seen 1,2, and Tokyo Drift and those were all years ago so maybe I'm not as worn out to the series as some are.
 
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