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[NealMcCauley]

Chicken wing black market.

Think about that one for a minute.

There's a black market for everything. There was a major bust a few months ago in my area about a baby formula racket.

 

[diaspora]

No more chicken or just out of chicken?

 

[The Real Abed]

There's a black market for everything. There was a major bust a few months ago in my area about a baby formula racket.

"Are these wings hot?"
"Hot? You mean as in cooked, spicy or stolen?"
"Uh, the third one."

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Yeah, first thing I thought of too.

 

[Tagyhag]

I'm still hung up on the part about him promising a judge he wouldn't commit a crime for 3 years.

"3 years judge, that's the best that I can do"

"Oh alright you little rascal"

 

[The Faceless Master]

i remember around Xmas a few years ago there was a big news story in GA because someone stole $65k of chicken from a truck.

 

[PSqueak]

I'm still hung up on the part about him promising a judge he wouldn't commit a crime for 3 years.

Yeah, this got me too, hahaha.

 

[Atraveller]

Chicken wing black market.

Think about that one for a minute.

It was a Community episode.

Yeah it's chicken finger, I know, but still.

 

[Fox318]

I know who caught them

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Can I buy spicy chicken sandwiches from Chick Fil A on this black market?

 

[sangreal]

at first I thought this was crazy, then I remembered that when I was growing up we used to get meat from a door to door guy

 

[ReAxion]

Can I have some?

 

[MiniBossBattle]

First thing that came into my mind:

I'm not racist, I have tonnes of black friends!

The only feeling I get from this GIF is that I really want chicken wings.
I always heard about food suppliers taking a little off the top or giving a little more to certain restaurants.

Wait, there is a baby formula black market?! I can kinda understand, that stuff is expensive. My kids still go through so much milk and cereal and fruit. Wonder if there is a black market for that.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Is this how people felt when Jesse James was killed?

 

[Chuckl3s]

So how does one buy "meat" on the black market? I'm pretty sure my local Carnicería uses black market meat.

 

[PassiveObserver]

Some poor families in Syracuse had good dinners because of these two.

 

[djplaeskool]

i remember around Xmas a few years ago there was a big news story in GA because someone stole $65k of chicken from a truck.

http://www.cbs46.com/story/20719453/men-accused-of-stealing-65000-in-chicken-wings

Yeah, was just going to mention this.
The Chicken wing trade is surprisingly lucrative...

 

[jmood88]

All these years they thought they liked stealing chicken because it was profitable, turns out they're genetically predisposed to stealing chicken.

What are you going to steal, sir?

The Chicken!

 

[lt519]

We do have damn good wings, love me some Twin Trees.

Their job is to make Rochester look good by comparison.

Spoiler

And we do the same to Buffalo

Went to school in Rochester, live in Syracuse. I can attest to this.

 

[pokeystaples]

Expected a different mugshot...

 

[Syntsui]

There is a black market for Chicken Wings, WOW.... hahaha.

 

[Iorv3th]

America. The only country in the world where a black market for chicken wings could exist.

Read thread title and immediately knew this was Syracuse. Live here, and it's been all over the local news lately. Anyways, the wings at OIP are better.

Those wings came from Dominicks.

 

[Brannon]

Gives me an idea for a recipe called Black Market Chicken Wings.

I can almost taste it...

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Gives me an idea for a recipe called Black Market Chicken Wings.

I can almost taste it...

Just from a quick google search, there are others who are already using the name for their business. Blackmarket Bakery, Black Market Liquor Bar, Black Market Hot Sauce...

 

[Tremis]

"Paul Rojek promised Onondaga County Judge Anthony Aloi in early September that he would not commit another crime for at least three years as a condition of his sentence for stealing thousands of dollars of food items from Dominick's, the restaurant he worked at as a cook."

LOL, how about never, bud?