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[chadskin]

A US man who named his children after Nazi party figures reportedly changed his name to "Isidore Heath Hitler" on the anniversary of the end of World War II in Europe.

"It's great. My driver's license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I needed is changed over," Hitler told news outlet "My Central Jersey." "I'm the new Hitler."

"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."

The self-proclaimed Nazi gained infamy in 2008 when a supermarket refused to decorate a cake with "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" for the third birthday of his son Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Shortly after the story broke, young Adolf and his two siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, named after SS commander Heinrich Himmler, were moved into state care. Heinrich Hons was born later and seized by authorities within days. Hitler's daughter Eva Braun, from a different mother and named after the Nazi leader's girlfriend, was also taken into state care.

Authorities cited domestic abuse rather than poor name choice for their decision. He was later sentenced to jail for domestic violence.

http://www.dw.com/en/father-who-nam...a-braun-changes-own-name-to-hitler/a-38792953

 

[Debirudog]

that fucker needs to staaaay the fuck away from his kids.

 

[MadJackChurchill]

Where's antifa to punch this loser?

 

[jack_package_200]

Sounds presidential

 

[How About No]

"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."

Punchlines aren't supposed to be that early in a story

 

[2Smashed4U]

Oh shit, I actually remember that story from back then about his kids.

Goddamn life moves fast.

 

[Team Alucard]

 

[Media]

Doesn't a judge have to okay name changes? Who the fuck okayed this?

 

[ExoSoul]

Someone who should have never had offspring

 

[MIMIC]

An actual joke character

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Someone who should have never had offspring

Yeah.

Way to fall down on the job, Darwin.

 

[Tagyhag]

"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."

Lmfao, what a piece of shit.

 

[hughesta]

Punchlines aren't supposed to be that early in a story

yeah that got me good

 

[VendettaRed07]

Authorities cited domestic abuse rather than poor name choice for their decision. He was later sentenced to jail for domestic violence.

Giving your kids these names should count as abuse honestly

 

[KarmaCow]

Punchlines aren't supposed to be that early in a story

Glad I'm not the only one who laughed at that.

I'm sure changing your name to Hitler will help you get your kids back dipshit.

 

[theWB27]

This is that dumb shit.

 

[Imperfected]

I feel like the other Nazis won't hang out with this guy because even they think he's an uncreative tryhard.

 

[Hale-XF11]

Literally Hitler.

 

[CountAntonius]

So his son is now named Adolf Hitler Hitler?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Literally Hitler.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Doesn't a judge have to okay name changes? Who the fuck okayed this?

In the US, being a nazi is protected free speech and denying the name change on political grounds would likely be a violation of his rights. I realize this sounds bizarre to literally any other OECD country. It's just one of those America things.

 

[DJMicLuv]

"I'm the new Hitler."

...and you'll probably go out in a similar way with any luck, you jackass.

 

[mr_nexus]

"Now all I need is my kids back."

No you don't. Please stay the fuck away from those kids forever.

 

[Alucrid]

Hitler once turned up to family court in a Nazi uniform when trying to regain custody of his children, saying a good judge would see what was in the inside rather than what was on the outside.

"Prisoners get to see their children, murderers get to see their children. What's so horrible about being a Nazi?" Hitler was quoted as saying by the "New York Post."

"I just want to be a dad. I just want to prove I'm a good father, because I am ... So what if I'm a Nazi, who cares?"

Hitler's new initials I.H.H. reportedly stood for "I hail Hitler."

i can't even

 

[Damaniel]

Doesn't a judge have to okay name changes? Who the fuck okayed this?

It's not illegal to change your name to Hitler.

 

[How About No]

"I'm the new Hitler."

...and you'll probably go out in a similar way with any luck, you jackass.

...well maybe not with the kids and wife thing that happened but otherwise meh

 

[2Smashed4U]

Not gonna lie, this sentence:

Hitler told news outlet "My Central Jersey."

Cracked me up.

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Name's not enough. He needs the 'stache so everyone can easily identify his patriotism.

and hopefully get punched repeatedly.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

Not going to lie, I laughed at "Now all I need is my kids back!"

Reads like a parody. Maybe this is some really elaborate performance art.

 

[Lothar]

Do the children still have those names?

 

[LeonSPBR]

i can't even

Holy shit. This guy is crazy as fuck.

 

[Akainu]

Hold up he named a kid aryan nation?

 

[Harpuia]

"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back." Is one mother fucker of a quote. I wonder how it went in the hospital when they asked the parents for a name.

 

[wrowa]

And this is why you shouldn't be allowed to name your kids whatever you want. How the fuck is a kid named Adolf Hitler supposed to succeed in society? That name destroys everything.

Well, at least Hitler is only his second name, could have been worse, I guess.

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

Attention is the new crack.

 

[Sesuadra]

no. just no.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

So is this guy an asshole that wants to exterminate races or is he an asshole that believes he's pushing the edge of free speech

 

[CadetMahoney]

Literally Hitler.

If his name was that tho.

 

[legend166]

I mean, not to make light of a neo-Nazi glorifying one of the worst humans to ever walk the planet, but this is a hilarious sentence:

"It's great. My driver's license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I needed is changed over," Hitler told news outlet "My Central Jersey." "I'm the new Hitler."

Something tells me this change isn't going to help him get his kids back.

 

[Zantetsuken]

Isadore Heath Hitler


Lmfaooooooo

 

[Piston Hyundai]

"I feel good about it," he said. "Now all I need is my kids back."

losing my shit

 

[Syntsui]

And this is why some countries prohibit certain names.

 

[Brenal]

My country a few years back aproved the banning of certain names for kids mostly from ridiculous names that would make kids prone to abuse i never thought much about it but now im happy it sets a precendt to prevent dangerous stuff like this.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

He named one of his kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation.

 

[pigeon]

Am I allowed to call this guy a Nazi

 

[itwasTuesday]

That is some deep method acting you are doing sir. I don't it will pay off with that Hitler biopic though.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Time's Father of the Year

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Time's Father of the Year

you make jokes, but he was literally person of the year in 2006

 

[SchrodingerC]

Oh christ I remember this deranged man. Good to read every kid he has spawned has been swiftly taken away from his toxic ways.

 

[duckroll]

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation

Errrr...