Favorite Frozen Pizza

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Ah yes, hello all.

What's your fav frozen pizza ?

I always bought the hype and thought it was DiGiorno's. Tonight, I just made a Freschetta's Pepperoni Pizza.

BY FAR, the best frozen pizza I've ever had!

Honorable mentions go out to Red Baron's and Totino's (great crust)

Who you got?
 
Freschetta is superior to most brands, including the others you mentioned. Red Baron has to load their pizza with MSG to make it edible.

California Pizza Kitchen beats them all in taste, but it's thin crust so it won't deliver the same calorie and flavor overload that even the cheap shitty brands so.
 
Ah yes, hello all.

What's your fav frozen pizza ?

I always bought the hype and thought it was DiGiorno's. Tonight, I just made a Freschetta's Pepperoni Pizza.

BY FAR, the best frozen pizza I've ever had!

Honorable mentions go out to Red Baron's and Totino's (great crust)

Who you got?
Dude that's so fucking weird just today I had a frozen pizza video pop up on my YouTube feed and the person who rated them ranked Freschetta #1 and Digiorno #2.

Are you the same guy?

Anyway, I honestly don't know, I can't eat them they give me horrible stomach issues and acid reflux. I haven't had one in well over a decade.
 
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Only decent frozen pizza
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Dude that's so fucking weird just today I had a frozen pizza video pop up on my YouTube feed and the person who rated them ranked Freschetta #1 and Digiorno #2.

Are you the same guy?

I am not the same guy, no.
 
Frozen pizzas here in Australia are bad. They really lack topping volume.
The refrigerated pizzas at Coles are pretty good though. They're fresher, have more topping and are the same price as frozen pizzas.
 
I actually can't stand DiGiorno or Freschetta. It's like 90% really awful and cheap dough. The other 10% is a tiny splash of bad sauce scraped across and 11 shreds of mozzarella cheese that speckle across the whole thing but cover nothing.

Tombstone and Red Baron are awful as well. I mean, I don't really like any of the frozen pizza brands, but the one I find most palatable is the cheapest and technically worst - Jack's.

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Penny Markt's salami pizzas.
3 pizzas for 3€, and they're pretty good for that price.
Each time I'm in the store I grab 3-4 packs (9-12 pizzas), enough to fill the freezer.
 

Hilarious review and aside from the fact that he either undercooked the crust or it thawed in a weird way on transit, it seems like he agreed that the taste is right.

These things are like $3 each so I've always been surprised that I like them more than the other brands that cost twice as much or more.
 
The best frozen pizzas are the ones that don't try to be more than a frozen pizza. I always found digiorno to be nasty because there's a million ingredients and they're all artificial. So it's just a salt bomb.

There used to be a regional brand called Mystic in the northeast that was pretty good, idk if it's still a thing

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I don't know how anyonbe can like DiGiorno's.. it tastes weird.

I like Freschetta's, very tasty
 
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I liek Aldi's store brand pizza.

But if I want cheap pizza I just go to Little Caesar's and hit up the pizza portal.
 
Probably cheating but I love a frozen flammkuchen, beats frozen pizza any day.

Cant find the brand, but looks like this out the oven.

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I like Red Baron. It's cheap and taste pretty alright. I like getting the 3 cheese and season it with red pepper flakes.
 
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Don't really do frozen pizza on the regular. Rate occasion. When I slammed regularly as a kid, loved Digiornos. Costco four pack is solid
 
Not a ton of variety in Canada. You got Costco pies, store brand, and in grocery stores 90% of the branded pizzas are shitty $4 Dr Oetker pizzas and $6 Delissios. Delissio has a new pan pizza which is shit. Their stuffed crust is a bit better than their rising crust ones.

There is one called Mike's from Quebec which some stores like RCSS carry which is good. But only 2-3 flavours. It's like $7. Based off a restaurant.

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These are pretty good....

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Also, I normally don't care for DiGiorno's but this is one is really good...

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That Barstool Pizza guy that does pizza reviews on YouTube really likes Zuppardis and Detroit Style Pizza Co. I'll have to order some and give them a try.
 
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