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[slayn]

Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, that he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!"
Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn

 

[Funky Papa]

Not a quote but an entire conversation:

Spoiler

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

:lol :lol :lol

Pretty much everything that came from HK's mouth was PURE GOLD.

HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine... :lol :lol :lol

 

[koam]

Have they ever made a Adam West Batman videogame? If so, then anything from that, if not, then what are they waiting for?

 

[BuckRobotron]

KOTOR rocks. Another quote, this coming from HK-47 after you piss off a specific easily-offended group (like a colony of videogame fanboys):

"As expected, he is claiming you have committed blasphemy. Warming blasters. Combat is inevitable."

 

[radcliff]

"I will not give you power 'cause you hit me" - Konami Man from Goonies II

 

[sonycowboy]

Barry: "You, Jill, the MASTER of LOCKPICKING, take this lockpick. You might find it useful."

 

[Unison]

INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.

 

[psycho_snake]

I might have got this one wrong:

"There was something my best friend once told me. We're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but atleast I fought for what I believed in" Solid Snake - metal gear solid 2

 

[arhra]

Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today. This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me Cupid.

When I joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!Buck up boy. You are one very lucky Marine!

Sarge rocks

 

[DJPS2]

Music heard during stoppage in play from NBA Jam Extreme (Acclaim for PSone):

"There ain't no ball like a basketball | they're the only balls that bounce!"

Ugh.

Also worth noting is Hideo's scream (GUH-WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!) from Incredible Crisis. That still cracks me up.

 

[keeblerdrow]

Hey Funky Papa, wanna watch some of those MASSIVE spoilers you have in your post?

 

[Oh! My Car!]

Anyone have that conversation between the crows in Paper Mario about the need for Firewire in your home?

 

[PanopticBlue]

Ghosts n Goblins: false end: 'Being the wise and courageour knight that you are you feel strongth welling. In your body. Return to starting point. Challenge again!'
:lol :lol :lol

:lol that fuckin rules.

 

[jenov4]

From MGS2:

Snake(in the tanker locker): This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: Now we're even.
Snake: Not unless I piss my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!

:lol