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I have nothing more to say.
Uncle Jesse said:September 15, 2003--
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn. Then I went back to my house and built a snowman with really sweet hair. It was summer, so there wasn't any snow, but I made Joey Gladstone go to the zoo and buy me 40,000 snow cones. I ate some Chef Boyardee "Dinosaurs with meatballs." Everyone thinks that they stopped making them, but the truth is that I just bought them all. Then I went over to Jimmy Buffet's house and stole all of the Flintstone's Push-Pops out of his freezer. Then, I took a huge dump on his lawn and farted on his guard dog. I went home and put on my leather pajamas with the rhinestones and the fringes. I looked at myself in the mirror and got a raging boner. Then I watched every episode of The Cosby Show and went to bed. Tomorrow, I'm going to the Video Game Exchange to trade in the Game-Gear that Becky bought me (cause she is lame) for a Nintendo Power Glove.
Your Friend,
Uncle Jesse, XOXO
Socreges said:Fuck Full House
Give me The Wonder Years
Where's Kimmy Gibbler?Mason said:![]()
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bjork said:WHERE IS COSBY SHOW
COCKROACH
Ninja Scooter said:
I know. :\ http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=19529ManaByte said:It will either:
1. Never happen
or
2. Each season set will cost $500
Music rights hell.
Socreges said:
Celicar said:Forget the Wonder Years! Where the hell are my Full House dvds?!?
It could be worse - try collecting Star Trek DVD seasons.Ninja Scooter said:and while we're at it, can HBO lower the price on the Sopranos sets for fucksake? A guys gotta get a friggin bankloan just to get all the seasons of that show.
aparisi2274 said:The only thing that matters on February 8th 2005 is this:
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I can't think of a better place to stick this useless anecdote. My brother told me he once had a dream where aliens abducted Uncle Jesse and were performing experiments on him, while he pleaded for his life with shouts of "Have mercy!"demi said:HAVE MERCY! OWWW~!
Jesse is the man! Just look at that flowing luscious hair...
Doth Togo said:I want my Small Wonder.
(lol.)
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