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[HerbertFish]

"On Sept 23, 1996, Wearing a stupid fucking hat Faarooq Asaad fought Marc Mero in a tournament for the Vacant Intercontinental championship. With victory in sight, his manager Sunny tried to hit Mero with her purse. Mero ducked and the purse hit Faarooq. It turned out the purse had a brick in it and that blow allowed Marc Mero to hit the Wild thing and win the match.

This black history month we honor another great black wrestler Vince McMahon has made job like a fool for no reason.

Faarooq, we salute you."

Lolol

 

[krae_man]

I wonder how many pairs of jorts he has

 

[Showaddy]

The end of Cesaro is here

It's been a hell of a journey for Claudio Castagnoli. Good night sweet prince.

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I thought the desert was rad, but I-70 through almost all Utah today. God DAMN the Little Grand Kanyon is something else. The whole day was mountains. I went through the longest stretch with zero service stops of the entire interstate system (110 miles), the true danger zone. In what is basically the Grand Canyon with NOTHING for over 100 miles. Your car breaks down or you get into a wreck, you are fucked. You fall off a cliff while taking pictures, you are fucked. I bet the actual Grand Kanyon is insane. I'll get to Denver tomorrow. After that, I'm about 16 hours from home. I might power through it and be home Wednesday.

You definitely want to be careful around there.

 

[jmdajr]

Feed Cena more!

 

[Barack Lesnar]

This gif reminded me of the glow-in-the-dark cum stains on HHH's torso when he came out for wrestlemania, lol'd pretty hard at that.

 

[krae_man]

LOL BK lying. I remember when Big Kings were Two 2.2 oz patties.

 

[Spider from Mars]

So many more people are going to hear about boner pills and cougar dating sites now.

 

[slightconfuse]

WE THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

 

[Joeki11a]

Cesaro loses to piss of CmPunk

 

[Plywood]

Protip WWE your hashtags are FUCKING LONG.

 

[DiscoJon]

Oh christ, this isn't going to turn into a Tag match with Big E and Cena vs Real Americans is it?

I need a Teddy gif...

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

?

I mean yeah it sounds harsh and maybe they just haven't found THE GUY yet, but I honestly can't think of any black wrestler not named Rock that has gotten a fair shake in winning the WWE title. To a point where it starts feeling a bit weird by that fact. Can't find a source, but some people are pointing at Michael Hayes for that reason of treatment.

I could be just rambling and hopefully this is all a coincidence. Atleast I hope it is.

 

[Downhome]

I've never realized just how big Cesaro is until he was standing there next to Cena, wow.

 

[Brinbe]

Come on, cesaro

 

[abstract alien]

Trips number 5 in the chamber 3 times though...

 

[slightconfuse]

Chant for cesaro

Dammit

 

[Plywood]

Chant for cesaro

Dammit

But then it wouldn't be about Cena!

 

[jmdajr]

Woah

 

[NastyBook]

Oh, that was beautiful by Cesaro.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Chant for cesaro

Dammit

Hopefull they will after they tear the house down. Even if Cena wins.

 

[somedevil]

Will Cesaro do the 10 minute headlock spot again?

 

[Master Thespian]

BAH GAWD

 

[Ithil]

"No one gets a bigger reaction than John Cena!". Weak, Lawler.

 

[ramoisdead]

This match definitely needs a Cesaro chant. I guess I'll settle for a "We, The People".

 

[abstract alien]

Cena is a big ass guy to be doing that to. Holy shit.

 

[Joeki11a]

Nobody gets a bigger reaction than Cena...

you hear that? DB yes chants got buried

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

"No one gets a bigger reaction than John Cena!". Weak, Lawler.

He's not lying.

 

[antonz]

Did they record a new lets go cena/cena sucks pipe in? Let's go Cena sounded far too manly compared to usual

 

[Ithil]

What's crazy is Cesaro is about 20 pounds lighter than Cena is.

 

[Brinbe]

Oh gods disgust @ comparing cena and cesaro hqhaha

 

[NastyBook]

WTF Hulkamania boxers?

 

[Master Thespian]

LOL Cesaro and Cena cut from the same in ring cloth.

 

[slightconfuse]

Dat elbow drop

Suck it punk

 

[polyh3dron]

John Cena is to WWE what Lightning is to Final Fantasy

 

[Snaku]

The worst finisher in wrestling right now.

Why can I see Drew's legs? He's leaving the band?

He did tweet not too long ago that the Chosen One gimmick would be resurrected.

 

[Ithil]

Now we're trying to take the invincible booking of Cena and put it as proof he's some in ring master? It's what they keep going for, "14 time champion" and all that.

 

[Brinbe]

Well, that was new!

 

[Joeki11a]

Imagine Cena in a ROH ring haha

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

What's crazy is Cesaro is about 20 pounds lighter than Cena is.

What's even more crazy is all of those 20 pounds are in Cena's massive HGH nourished clown hands.

 

[Vylash]

Cesaro wrestled in Europe? I thought he was a rugby player!

 

[abstract alien]

Would have been nice to see Cesaro vs Regal like 15 years ago. I would have marked like nobody's business.

 

[Master Thespian]

Goddamn, I hope they start having Cesaro walk around in suits and shades. Just make him into Statham already.

 

[Ithil]

What's even more crazy is all of those 20 pounds are in Cena's massive HGH nourished clown hands.

Some are in his giant Moai head.

 

[NastyBook]

John Cena is to WWE what Lightning is to Final Fantasy

That is a 10 time World Heavyweight Champion analogy.

Cena is a big ass guy to be doing that to. Holy shit.

Was even funnier last week when Orton dodge his flying shoulder tackle, and he faceplanted in the ring.

 

[Plywood]

Goddamn, I hope they start having Cesaro walk around in suits and shades. Just make him into Statham already.

I've said it a couple times before but his look is begging for a Statham/Hitman gimmick already.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Cenacanrana!

 

[Vylash]

Cena obviously opening his hand before "punching" Cesaro is amazing