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Festivus is tomorrow! Are you prepared yet?

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
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I have the aluminum pole, I just got done baking black and white cookies, and in a few minutes me and some friends are going to hit up the local bakeries for muffins(to rip the tops off) and some bobka and marble rye.

I'll take some pictures tomorrow when everything is set up.

Happy festivus!
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
ManDudeChild said:
Holy crap, that would be hilarious if someone actually did Festivus. Complete with the airing of greivences and the pinning.
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We are.


Last time we celebrating Festivus was like 3 years ago, and after the airing of grievences we didn't talk to each other for like 2 weeks :lol :lol
It'll probably happen again.
 
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Rawk Hawk

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With online technologies these days we could just log on and knock eachother out in a game for the Famous Festivus Fight.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
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Well, almost ready now. Better start thinking who I have grievances with...
 
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CajoleJuice

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My friends and I celebrated Festivus last year. Not quite to the extent of you Eminem, but I think it was respectable. We had the aluminum pole, the airing of grievances, and feats of strength. Tonight should definitely be interesting. Some of my friends are going to get pretty pissed off at me for sure.

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I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
and actually, we know this really fat guy that lives down the street...we're thinking of putting all the muffin stumps in a garbage bag, then taking them to his house with some bottles of milk, ringing the doorbell and running.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
wow, we're all fucked up and it's not even 9:30 yet. gonna start the airing of grievences in like a half hour i guess. good times.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
well all the festivus stuff is done. after the airing of grievences, two people left because they were that pissed.
we drove around for an hour and put typed up grievences and muffin stumps in their mailboxes. hit maybe 8 people or so.

we just had a wrestling match and 3 people got pinned. so festivus is officially over. but it was so great. i still need to scan the cards we got. awesome stuff. now back to just getting fucked up =D

HAPPY FESTIVUS
 
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Baconäger

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Eminem said:
well all the festivus stuff is done. after the airing of grievences, two people left because they were that pissed.
we drove around for an hour and put typed up grievences and muffin stumps in their mailboxes. hit maybe 8 people or so.

we just had a wrestling match and 3 people got pinned. so festivus is officially over. but it was so great. i still need to scan the cards we got. awesome stuff. now back to just getting fucked up =D

HAPPY FESTIVUS
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I love you, and because I love you, I just made a donation in your name to the People Fund.

You're welcome.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
LMAO

It's the human fund...(our cards to anyone that attended)

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all the alcohol consumed between us 5 people in one night....yikes. can't believe we finished both fifths. fucking yikes....prolly why i can't remember between 1 and 3 am

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WE ALL WISH YOU A HAPPY FESTIVUS


i got some awesome videos of us dancing...it's great. but i won't flood GA with 'em.
But it was a very, very successful Festivus. Can't wait till some people check their mailbox.

So, I wish GA a merry past-Festivus, and Happy Holidays to everything that's to come =)
 
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AssMan

Banned
"Look to the cookie Elaine! Look to the cookie!"


I know I didn't quote it right, but I was at Starbucks and decided to get a black n white cookie. I said "There's nothing to races living side by side in racial harmony. Peace." The employees started to laugh. That was pretty much the highlight of my entire life. =\
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Movac: hahaha

Auto response from AngryGodOfJebus: happy post-festivus

Movac: happy festivus as well
Movac: i loved the card/muffins
Movac: fucking dickhead
 
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