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Joseph Smith
Bret Baier
needs a beer

Muhammad
Megyn Kelly
brought tough questions for Trump

Ras Tafari
Chris Wallace
I and I report - you decide

GRAND OLD TESTAMENT

Noah
John Kasich
brokers plan to wipe out the Republican race - reboot the party with this guy

Yahweh
Donald Trump
Bush burner - we don't know if he'll show up

Lucifer
Ted Cruz
challenged the establishment - blames Trump for Babel Tower's construction setbacks

DAMNED

Nimrod
Rick Perry
abolish creator labor laws

Abraham
Scott Walker
does what he's told - his son Isaac is the head of a union

Ham
Bobby Jindal
inappropriate use of public assets - brought a curse upon Louisiana for a generation

Joseph
Lindsey Graham
everyone's jealous of his rainbow dreamcoat - a neurosurgeon showed him how to store grain

King Solomon
George Pataki
wise guy - threatened to cut welfare in two

Daniel
Mike Huckabee
damn good shoes - wants another show at the liars den

Lot
Rick Santorum
prefers incest to sodomy - his wife's still salty about gay marriage

Adam
Rand Paul
created in his father's image - dad needs a do-over

Eve
Carly Fiorina
banished from Silicon Garden - trusted a lyin' snake

Jonah
Chris Christie
reluctant Trump surrogate - trapped in the body of a whale

Samson
Jim Gilmore
embarassing underperformance - blames his haircut

Job
Jeb Bush
the Lord loves all his children - except for this one

Cain
Ben Carson
stabbed his brother - belt buckles weren't invented yet

David
Marco Rubio
mudslinger - someday he'll be king

MANNEQUIN FROM HEAVEN

Moses
Mitt Romney
denounces golden idols - parted the red coalition

NEW DEAL TESTAMENT

Jesus
Bernie Sanders
loaves and fishes plan doesn't add up - path to the nomination is over a body of water

Judas
Hillary Clinton
thirty million pieces of silver

SALVATION

Pontius Pilate
Joe Biden
didn't make a decision until it was too late

Lazarus
Jim Webb
left his cave to run for president - we thought the Dixiecrats were dead

King Herod
Lincoln Chafee
cast the first stone - he missed

Mary
Lawrence Lessig
corruption is the only issue that matters - the immaculate misconception

John the Baptist
Martin O'Malley
just hanging out at the pool

REVELATION

Antichrist
Barack Obama
no term limits in the Apocalypse - one thousand years of Third Way centrism

THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

APOCRYPHA

Republican Debate 12 [CNN] Ru-Bi-Oh! It's time to d-d-d-d-dddddd-drop out
Democrat Debate 8 [Univision] Agent Smith goes to Washington
Democrat Debate 7 [CNN] But...the electorate refused to change
Republican Debate 10 [CNN] Super Tuesday Bros. Melee
Republican Debate 9 [CBS News] Screw you guys, I'm going home
Trump Town Hall [Fox Lose] Look what I have created
Republican Debate 7 [Fox News] One does not simply win Iowa
Republican Debate 6 [Fox Business] Super PAC Fighter 2 Turbo
Republican Debate 5 [CNN] To boldly go where no one has gone before
Republican Debate 4 [Fox Business] Kapow!

 

[LumpOfCole]

Unfortunately, it looks like Donald Trump put a wall up and got Fox News to pay for it.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

This is the one that just got canceled right?

Sorry man.

 

[Downhome]

This was canceled.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Umm, about that...

 

[Sectorseven]

I bet this took a lot of work.

 

[Amory]

lol

 

[balladofwindfishes]

You might want to sit down for the news you're about to hear regarding this debate.

 

[Rubenov]

A lot of effort on the OP gone to waste :/

 

[Makai]

Ye of little faith. Trump and Kasich will show up! ?:^V

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Ye of little faith. Trump and Kasich will show up! ?:^V

Fox already pulled the plug. :/

 

[studyguy]

This is like the dude who shows up to the party with a keg ready to go, just he never got the text that it was canceled.
Also Kasich is there twice and Megan has no image to compare.

 

[massoluk]

All these works wasted =(

 

[Flame_AC]

What a shame, great job on all of the ones you did!

This one is brilliant.

 

[Wyndstryker]

It got cancelled.

So I guess we're now in the apocalypse given the theme?

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Lol sorry for your hard work OP

It got cancelled.

So I guess we're now in the apocalypse given the theme?

There's a Pacific rim reference to be made here

 

[Dabanton]

Lol all that work for a cancelled debate.

 

[Real Hero]

OP was trumped

 

[Wario64]

lol

 

[adj_noun]

Theme shoulda been the Neverending Story.

'Cause this debate's the Nothing.

 

[Zach]

Sweet Jesus.

 

[Dr. Malik]

CTFU

 

[Icefire1424]

Well OP, at least you made a really cool post. That's something anyways.

 

[Moppeh]

Of course this was cancelled, it wouls be unfair for Kasich to be a debater and a moderator.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

The kingdom of heaven has been barred to the GOP I guess

 

[Haxan]

Where's that Lucifer pic for Cruz from? It looks like Bosch or something but I can't place it.

Ah, it's from this http://www.britannica.com/biography...-st-augustine-with-the-book-of-vicesem/129085

 

[dave is ok]

And Trump said "Let there be darkness"

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

I remember requesting a Revelations theme for the final debate, so I guess this is kind of my fault?

Antichrist

 

[phaonaut]

Nice work.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I think this one was my favorite. Sorry the debate got canceled.

 

[echoshifting]

Tragic waste. Well, we appreciate the effort Makai

 

[Hamster Plugin]

Just change the date and close this until the debate is on for real.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I'm glad we got to see this, even if the debate got cancelled.

Also, that Reagan picture has such a similar look to Tesseract's avatar that I had to do a double take.

 

[Kthulhu]

Amazing as usual Makai. I hate that this is the last one, especially since Trump isn't going to be there. The OP's in these threads are all perfect and I hope someone does it again in 4 years.

 

[fallengorn]

This thread is like stepping into an alternate dimension.

 

[Dennis]

nm

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I hate that this is the last one, especially since Trump isn't going to be there.

Nobody is going to be there. It's canceled.

 

[dramatis]

Good job Makai. Sorry Fox pulled the plug on you.

 

[KingKong]

Trump masterfully demonstrated the Art of the Deal

 

[Dennis]

You can't stump the OP.

Makai made this OP and dammit you will read it.

 

[Holmes]

I loved it Makai.

 

[rjinaz]

Damn sorry OP. A lot of work went into this.

Hey maybe they'll have another one, If they do, just reuse it.

 

[Barzul]

What an amazing OP. Shame

 

[Gorger]

I absolutely love these OP's. Despite Trump pulling the plug, thanks for making it.

 

[Brakke]

Hey wait where's the Muhammad pi -- oh.

Good hustle.

 

[HanzSnubSnub]

Lol sorry op, Trump says no debate.

 

[cowboyz89]

This is like the dude who shows up to the party with a keg ready to go, just he never got the text that it was canceled.
Also Kasich is there twice and Megan has no image to compare.

Megyn is Muhammad, who you are not allowed to show an image of.

The double Kasich picture may be a joke...not sure actually.

Easily the best debate OP though. Theres at least 10 very clever/lol moments

 

[Nottle]

This is like the dude who shows up to the party with a keg ready to go, just he never got the text that it was canceled.
Also Kasich is there twice and Megan has no image to compare.

Megan is Muhammad. No picture is the joke.

 

[studyguy]

Megyn is Muhammad, who you are not allowed to show an image of.

The double Kasich picture may be a joke...not sure actually.

Easily the best debate OP though. Theres at least 10 very clever/lol moments

Megan is Muhammad. No picture is the joke.

Damn that joke went over my head

 

[Betty]

Beautiful OP, you deserve nothing but praise.