I talked about this on the irc channel two nights ago, so here's a shorter version with BONUS SCENES!
Friday night was a pretty eventful night in my social circle. I used to organised movie screenings back in the college days, and I would show them the craziest (or just interesting) material I would find (Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, hard boiled, The Audition), and so on.
After college, I kinda lost contact with those people, I just stopped hanging out with them since I was real busy with my job, and I actually kept pretty much daily contact with them thru msn. Friday I get a call if I wanted to come over to catch up and of course, If i was in the mood of showing crazy flicks again. The hype was somewhat insane about the evening, I believe, since they kept calling me during the day telling me how cool it was gonna be to see me again and how they were happy that I was going to bring movies). So I brought High Tension and Irreversible. High Tension being a regular halloween type flick was Irreversible is a very violent revenge story that requires a certain level of matury.
Anyway it went horribly, they didnt get the movies at all, they kept screaming retarded things like WE WANT BOOBIES and WTF THIS ISNT VIOLENT ENOUGH, and actually boo when people were talking for too long. Anyway it was pretty fucking lame from their part, i mean comment on the movie if you want, but dont regress to 10 years old for fucks sake.
So anyway at the end of Irreversible, i got into this conversation with a girl that was there,she's your typical ugly girl yet oversexed slut who just cant stop talking dirty every 2-3 fucking sentences. And she kept saying stuff like "so this is the most intense movie you've ever seen?! It wasnt all that" I dont know, but the 10 minute rape scene + extreme beat up that Monnica Belluchi's character goes thru is pretty fucking violent and graphic.
I'm like "What the hell are you talking about? That was pretty damn rough". She goes "Well I wanted more. I just expected more from you and your legend" (Since its a running gag in our social group about how i'm messed up since I'm always watching strange movies and how I always come up with crazy internet links. And when I was doing those projections, I would always try to upstage the previous week's selection with even more eclectic material)
I say "Well I dont know. I thought the movie was pretty interesting yet, for a regular non-porn movie. I mean.. the way he raped her anally on screen in a single stable shot, complete with all the realistic sound effect, and the way he kicked her in the ribs and then slammed her face on the pavement using his two hands. That was.. a bit extreme"
She goes "wow, you never saw a porn flick or something before? The rape scene was pretty mild, you seem to be such a newbie!" in other words.
I'm like
"...." One of my friend hear this and comes "Oh please, Shuri is the only guy that I know that knows as much as me about porn, and i'm sure that his 500gb of hard drive space at home must be used at 70% for exotic porn flicks"
I go "Actually no. I dont have any porn at home. I just dont keep stuff" only to get a OMGWTF reaction by the girl who goes "what the hell? You're a guy, you're not seeing anyone right now, you have tons of storage, yet you dont have single porn clip or pics at home?"
I answer "Nope, not at all. I guess if I need porn, i just find, consume *wink* and delete. Theres no point, to collect porn. and its not like I'm desperate or in needs to stash some or something. I guess i can control my hormones, Or I kinda got over that 15 years old teen mentality"
Only to get "oh my god, youre abnormal then".
wtf you ugly creature. I love women and I guess you guys figured out after all those babe threads and discussions on irc, but damn.
I left the place like 10 minutes after.
I swear to god I wont waste my time any further evenin with those retards again.
Friday night was a pretty eventful night in my social circle. I used to organised movie screenings back in the college days, and I would show them the craziest (or just interesting) material I would find (Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, hard boiled, The Audition), and so on.
After college, I kinda lost contact with those people, I just stopped hanging out with them since I was real busy with my job, and I actually kept pretty much daily contact with them thru msn. Friday I get a call if I wanted to come over to catch up and of course, If i was in the mood of showing crazy flicks again. The hype was somewhat insane about the evening, I believe, since they kept calling me during the day telling me how cool it was gonna be to see me again and how they were happy that I was going to bring movies). So I brought High Tension and Irreversible. High Tension being a regular halloween type flick was Irreversible is a very violent revenge story that requires a certain level of matury.
Anyway it went horribly, they didnt get the movies at all, they kept screaming retarded things like WE WANT BOOBIES and WTF THIS ISNT VIOLENT ENOUGH, and actually boo when people were talking for too long. Anyway it was pretty fucking lame from their part, i mean comment on the movie if you want, but dont regress to 10 years old for fucks sake.
So anyway at the end of Irreversible, i got into this conversation with a girl that was there,she's your typical ugly girl yet oversexed slut who just cant stop talking dirty every 2-3 fucking sentences. And she kept saying stuff like "so this is the most intense movie you've ever seen?! It wasnt all that" I dont know, but the 10 minute rape scene + extreme beat up that Monnica Belluchi's character goes thru is pretty fucking violent and graphic.
I'm like "What the hell are you talking about? That was pretty damn rough". She goes "Well I wanted more. I just expected more from you and your legend" (Since its a running gag in our social group about how i'm messed up since I'm always watching strange movies and how I always come up with crazy internet links. And when I was doing those projections, I would always try to upstage the previous week's selection with even more eclectic material)
I say "Well I dont know. I thought the movie was pretty interesting yet, for a regular non-porn movie. I mean.. the way he raped her anally on screen in a single stable shot, complete with all the realistic sound effect, and the way he kicked her in the ribs and then slammed her face on the pavement using his two hands. That was.. a bit extreme"
She goes "wow, you never saw a porn flick or something before? The rape scene was pretty mild, you seem to be such a newbie!" in other words.
I'm like
"...." One of my friend hear this and comes "Oh please, Shuri is the only guy that I know that knows as much as me about porn, and i'm sure that his 500gb of hard drive space at home must be used at 70% for exotic porn flicks"I go "Actually no. I dont have any porn at home. I just dont keep stuff" only to get a OMGWTF reaction by the girl who goes "what the hell? You're a guy, you're not seeing anyone right now, you have tons of storage, yet you dont have single porn clip or pics at home?"
I answer "Nope, not at all. I guess if I need porn, i just find, consume *wink* and delete. Theres no point, to collect porn. and its not like I'm desperate or in needs to stash some or something. I guess i can control my hormones, Or I kinda got over that 15 years old teen mentality"
Only to get "oh my god, youre abnormal then".
wtf you ugly creature. I love women and I guess you guys figured out after all those babe threads and discussions on irc, but damn.I left the place like 10 minutes after.
I swear to god I wont waste my time any further evenin with those retards again.