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[Pattergen]

Post a fragment of a sentence, next poster completes it and posts another fragment.

GO!


I crossed paths with Mariah Carey on the sidewalk the other day and...

 

[Guzim]

and she was wearing

 

[demon]

READING IS GREAT

 

[Miguel]

IF I KEEP READING

 

[Boogie9IGN]

SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH GREAT

 

[Mike Works]

Are you all fucking retarded? Read the god-damn post again.

 

[demon]

sorry mike works. i'll try to contribue something better next time.

 

[Mike Works]

sorry mike works. i'll try to contribue something better next time.

dude, just start over! YOU CAN BE FIRST

 

[Grubdog]

I crossed paths with Mariah Carey on the sidewalk the other day and...

noticed a shop that sold sandwiches! i chose to...

 

[Pattergen]

Originally Posted by BuddyChrist83:
this forum needs an intervention.

 

[neptunes]

READING IS GOOD

....for losers.

 

[demon]

noticed a shop that sold sandwiches! i chose to...

burn down the sandwich shop to impress mariah carey. that did not impress her. hse instead called the police. the poliec came and started firing at me, i did the only thing i could thinkg of and whipped out my penis...

 

[Substance]

and asked the sandwich vendor if he would pay 25 cents for me to rebuild his sandwich shop with solely the use of my penis, curious now, the police stopped firing and watched this remarkable evnt to be.

 

[aoi tsuki]

of the utmost importance to the Donut Research Division, who had filmed the first "Guys Gone Wild" video for...

 

[ShyGuy]

Donut Films. The penis then proceeded to...

 

[Pattergen]

... shrink at an astounding rate, a doctor was called on site and he said...

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

"oh my, just place your penis in....

 

[ShyGuy]

my slot baby, you know you wanna. The penis was then repeatedly inserted in Doctor Jane and she proceeded to...

 

[Pattergen]

...bite it off, shes a fucking alien! She turns to the crowd and says...

 

[Mr Gump]

Give me a mans penis! and then suddenly out of the crowd arose...

 

[The Promised One]

Lorenna Bobbit, and she was holding...

 

[Jak140]

...out hope that someone would save them. Then arose the one man that could save them, immune to the alien's penis purloining powers--it was Bobbit's shaftless husband.

 

[Leon]

.

 

[The Faceless Master]

...Bobby Brown. He walks over to me and says...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

..."hey man, got any cocaine? You know? Yayo? the Devil's Dandruff?", and i say....

 

[Escape Goat]

"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life." I suddenly felt weak and collapsed...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

...right into a faceful of Star Jones' coochie. Man was that a...

 

[Escape Goat]

a breath of fresh air. I suddenly feel like I have the strength of 100 men and a penis the size of...

 

[Jak140]

...the unholy spawn of an elephant and Colin Farrell. I used my new found strength too...

 

[Pattergen]

"...travel to the lost city of Hollywood, where I...

 

[ShyGuy]

ran into Mariah Carey! She then started to sing "you've got me feeling emotions, deeper than I ever felt before". At that point...

 

[Socreges]

...I took my penis and went in search of penis to the penis where penis penis penis. Penis? Penis penis....

 

[Pattergen]

... holy shit, I just now glanced at it... on it, there seems to be some sort of...

 

[Leon]

.

 

[ShyGuy]

FHUTA.

Then...