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[Shogmaster]

OMG does that game look crappy. I'm not sure if it's worth the download, but it's good for a laugh. The larger one is more telling than the smaller one IMO, and I got a good 256kb/s download speed.

I'm not sure if the guy playing just really sucks or the gameplay itself is indeed that shitty, but my first reaction says the game looks like game was designed by bunch of digipen drop outs.

 

[Kuroyume]

GTA killer huh? The way the character moves reminds me of the first Syphon Filter. It's a very bad model, he has a box for a body.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Damn, how many shots does it take to kill someone in that game?

 

[MassiveAttack]

Damn, how many shots does it take to kill someone in that game?

Greatest collision detection. EVER!

 

[Nightbreeze]

Well, this thing deserves to sell less then the n-gage with shit games like that.

 

[Tenacious-V]

Wow that was so crappy.......

Walk shitty square main character 5 feet in front of enemy, stop, aim, fire 100 bullets till he falls....walk shitty character 5 feet in front of next enemy, repeat....

What a piece of shit game!

 

[Shogmaster]

Well, this thing deserves to sell less then the n-gage with shit games like that.

At twice the price of NGage to boot. And the sad thing is, apparently this POS game is the most promising one for Giz right now. :lol

 

[TTP]

I didn't just say that.

 

[Shogmaster]

edit buddy, edit! Before it's too late! :lol

 

[michael000]

Sold! Sign me up for 5 so i can play this incredible game multiplayer by myself. Only way i'm going to find another unit within spitting distance :lol.

 

[monkeyrun]

OMG .. that's the first time ever I think gameplay footage is boring .......

 

[SolidSnakex]

Did they show any other games? On the official website for this they're still showing screens from the console and PC versions of games instead of games actually running on the Gizmondo,

 

[human5892]

My god, that looks like the least fun game to play on the face of the planet.

I guess the graphics weren't too bad for a handheld, though, aside from the shitty character models.

 

[mumu]

Why do they even bother to release the Gizmondo? I will never understand.

 

[Kon Tiki]

game was designed by bunch of digipen drop outs.

Hey, That is my line!

 

[Gek54]

Shows potential but I would hope they would fail and release Warthog to continue RBR on the consoles.

 

[duckroll]

All I have to say about the Gizmondo's existance is.....

:lol :lol :lol

 

[op_ivy]

I'm not sure if the guy playing just really sucks or the gameplay itself is indeed that shitty, but my first reaction says the game looks like game was designed by bunch of digipen drop outs.

as a digipen drop out, i take offense to that statement

 

[Shogmaster]

Hey, That is my line!

Can't we all just share?

as a digipen drop out, i take offense to that statement

Umm.... Society owns that line. Clearly he's to blame. *runs*