So here is what happened when I drove home from the gym tonight, 9:20pm'ish
Best drive home eva.
Driving down the road, see some army guy (had a battalion shirt on) with 2 steel poles in his hands about to beat the shit out of some young drunk fuck face kid in front of his mum and 2 friends. "Here we go I think to myself" so I pull over in front of the army guys car and hop out "this should be good", thankfully the army dude puts the poles back into the boot of his car, but still the asshole kid carries on
"I've done kick boxing for 6 years cunt, I'll smash you. etc etc etc"
Army guy responds "I've killed better people than you."
Me...Oh snap.
Kid carries on more, lots of "cunt" this "fucking asshole army guy" that. I get a bit more involved putting myself between the kid and the dude trying to break it up. The kid is drunk as shit and he's got one of his friends screaming at the army guy to get in his car and leave. I get the impression the kids chased the guys car and the dude was probably having a shitty day and said "fuck it, lets go". The guy wont get back into his car cause I'm guessing he thinks the kid is going to kick it or something.
The kid now see's me and wants to take us both on "I'll smash you and this big cunt, I been hit in the head with 100kg poles blah blah blah, I'm tough, Kick Boxing etc"
Kids mum "AHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHH GO HOME, GO HOME AHHHHHHHHH" She's freaking the fuck out and also trying to break it up.
Kid "I'll find where you live and slice your throat."
Me "Wow, hey now, unnecessary."
So lots of this screaming and carrying on with me and the kids mum in the middle trying to keep them separated.
Drunk asshole kicks the car putting a small dent in it and comes towards me, smell the alcohol on his breath but don't do anything, he's just blusters and sticks up his dukes. The army guy has lunged at him a few times but the mum has gotten in the way and I keep getting in his way with the usual "It's not worth it" spiel.
Eventually the guy gets in his car and leaves and I follow, flip the bird to the kid as he is yelling at my car. The guy did do a U-turn but I didn't see him go back to where the kid was so hopefully that's the end of that.
Was pretty funny, about ten other cars all just backed up and drove the other direction, one even smoked up his tyres. There was a nice group of onlookers up the road as well. Dunno if anyone called the cops but they never showed up.