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[Lashley]

Brentford, Bradford, same difference. Becomes much of a muchness when you go below the PL

no respect

 

[The_Hitcher89]

no respect

Welbeck is literally shit as well

Spoiler

I miss the days when me and L1NETTE would argue about everything

 

[Rikkun]

Nada mes que un cunt.

Shots fired

EDIT: I just beat some Real Madrid scrub 3-1

 

[Wilbur]

Huge gaps between my CBs lol

3-1 at half time. Through balls just keep going through

 

[pulga]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

 

[Lashley]

Welbeck is literally shit as well

Spoiler

I miss the days when me and L1NETTE would argue about everything

baLOLtelli m8

 

[Yurt]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

Oh man about time for dc89!!! Congrats Danny boy xoxo

 

[Wilbur]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

Congrats man!

 

[FootballFan]

Huge gaps between my CBs lol

3-1 at half time. Through balls just keep going through

 

[Wilbur]

Good win again, man. You're clinical as fuck. I keep making these little half chances and not taking them.

 

[arkon]

3-1 is a dangerous scoreline. Almost as dangerous as 2-0

 

[Xpike]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

congrtas

 

[Scum]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

Congrats!

 

[Fintan]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

Congrats! What kind of work will you be doing?

 

[Willkiller]

Congrats Plug, hired the day of dc's birthday too? The conspiracy deepens

 

[Scum]

SEA, Loving my new style! #Godisgood #Godisthereason #chillingtime #SleepyHeads #whynot #lifesgood.

 

[Scum]

TRANSFER GOSSIP
Chelsea captain John Terry, 34, is willing to accept a one-year contract at Stamford Bridge but negotiations have not yet started. (Daily Star)
Juventus midfielder Andrea Pirlo, 35, has told team-mate Paul Pogba, 21, to resist the lure of a Premier League return and stick with the Italian side. (The Sun - subscription required)
Schalke defender Benedikt Howedes, 26, who is a target for both Manchester United and Arsenal admits his "goal" is to play in England. (Daily Mirror)
United are also interested in signing Tottenham defender Kyle Walker, 24, in the summer with the England international expected to cost at least £20m. (Daily Mail)
Liverpool striker Rickie Lambert, 33, has revealed he agreed terms over a two-and-a-half year deal to move to Aston Villa but needed more time to make his decision. (The Sun - subscription required)
Manchester United and Arsenal target Aymeric Laporte, 22, has played down the chances of him leaving Athletic Bilbao this summer. (Talksport)
Marseille have lined up Fernando Llorente, 29, to replace striker Andre-Pierre Gignac, 29, who is wanted by both Liverpool and Manchester United. (Daily Express)

OTHER GOSSIP
Brentford goalkeeper Richard Lee believes Bees boss Mark Warburton could one day go on to manage England. (Talksport)
Tottenham midfielder Nacer Chadli, 25 has revealed how there is now no escape from Mauricio Pochettino's punishing fitness regime - thanks to a GPS tracker. (Daily Express)
Manager Brendan Rodgers says the Europa League has not yet seen the best of his resurgent Liverpool side who hope to show what they are made of against Besiktas at Anfield on Thursday. (Liverpool Echo)
Manchester City full-back Micah Richards, 26, on loan at Fiorentina, returns to England in the Europa League against Tottenham on Thursday but says his time with the Sky Blues is over. (Daily Telegraph)
Melbourne City and former Chelsea star Damien Duff's career could be over at the age of 35 after damaging his calf and ankle. (Guardian)
Gus Poyet is not in immediate danger of losing his job as Sunderland manager. (Daily Telegraph)

SOCIAL MEDIA
You know you have made it when you have a doll of yourself and New York City forward David Villa, revealed he had his own which he had named "Guajito!"
Tottenham striker Emmanuel Adebayor will have a new look when Spurs take on Fiorentina in the Europa League on Thursday after showing off his new hair on Instagram.

AND FINALLY...
Venezuelan side Zamora were quite literally 'bowled over' with their latest goal celebration. Arles Eduardo Flores fired home from 35-yards in the Copa Libertadores match with Uruguayan side Wanderers before celebrating in style. (Metro)
Former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has been reunited Roy Keane for the first time since his former captain said he would "never forgive" his old boss in his autobiography. The pair sat three rows apart on a flight back from Paris on Wednesday. (The Sun - subscription required)

United are also interested in signing Tottenham defender Kyle Walker, 24, in the summer with the England international expected to cost at least £20m. (Daily Mail)

Manager Brendan Rodgers says the Europa League has not yet seen the best of his resurgent Liverpool side who hope to show what they are made of against Besiktas at Anfield on Thursday. (Liverpool Echo)

 

[Rikkun]

GUESS WHO GOT HIRED

PROTIP: HIM ---->

 

[arkon]

SEA, Loving my new style! #Godisgood #Godisthereason #chillingtime #SleepyHeads #whynot #lifesgood.

what does he mean by SEA? South East Asia?

 

[Scum]

what does he mean by SEA? South East Asia?

I have absolutely no idea.

 

[pulga]

Happy birthday for the third time this year, dc89 <3

Oh man about time for dc89!!! Congrats Danny boy xoxo

Congrats man!

congrtas

Congrats!

Congrats Plug, hired the day of dc's birthday too? The conspiracy deepens

Thanks guys! <3

Congrats! What kind of work will you be doing?

Junior Manager at a Hanes third world sweatshop

I'll have those fuckers knitting double their current output in a month.

 

[Wilbur]

FF pls check the chatbox with R3

I tried switching to Blind then and was so behind loooool i hate new zealand

 

[Willkiller]

FF pls check the chatbox with R3

I tried switching to Blind then and was so behind loooool i hate new zealand

Wilbur, add me back to the Whatsapp

 

[Wilbur]

Lost 2-0. Both goals in extra time ;_; kill me

Think it might be my internet FF. That bit when Shaw got it on the edge of the box I went to hit it first time and he took three touches.

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbur, add me back to the Whatsapp

says you already are. New number?

 

[Willkiller]

says you already are. New number?

New phone, number carried over but the Whatsapp group was gone for me

 

[Wilbur]

New phone, number carried over but the Whatsapp group was gone for me

pls

Will reinvite you (pretty quiet at the mo though i think everyone is in bed)

 

[FootballFan]

Lost 2-0. Both goals in extra time ;_; kill me

Think it might be my internet FF. That bit when Shaw got it on the edge of the box I went to hit it first time and he took three touches.

The internet

 

[Wilbur]

The internet

Well whatever it fucking is m8

Holding up better this game

 

[FuturusX]

what does he mean by SEA? South East Asia?

I have absolutely no idea.

SEA is his initials, Sheyi Emmanuel Adebayor ( he goes by Emmanuel ) and the name of his charitable, SEA Foundation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Adebayor

http://c-i-p.org/en/le-footballeur-emmanuel-adebayor-lance-la-sea-foundation/

Probably that.

 

[Scum]

SEA is his initials and the name, Sheyi Emmanuel Adebayor ( he goes by Emmanuel) and the name of his charitable, SEA Foundation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Adebayor

http://c-i-p.org/en/le-footballeur-emmanuel-adebayor-lance-la-sea-foundation/

Probably that.

Ahh. Cheers.

 

[Lashley]

whats this about a whatsapp group?

 

[Wilbur]

urgh CUNTS

twice now i've got to extra time 0-0 and twice now he's fucking scored after it

WHYYYYY

fuck off ff.

 

[FootballFan]

urgh CUNTS

twice now i've got to extra time 0-0 and twice now he's fucking scored after it

WHYYYYY

Mes que un club

 

[Wilbur]

Barca 2-1 united

All three goals coming in extra time

kill me. kill me good.

I even think I'm playing well. Cunt's just got the composure of a GOD in the box. Damn you m8. Damn you.

 

[Scum]

No matter what FF does, he has the innate ability to piss off FootyGAF. Truly a gift.

 

[Pennywise]

Barca 2-1 united

All three goals coming in extra time

kill me. kill me good.

I even think I'm playing well. Cunt's just got the composure of a GOD in the box. Damn you m8. Damn you.

Did you get your subs in on time and not after they're totally exhausted ?

 

[Rikkun]

Lost 3-1 to some Arsenal fan while using PSG
Why do PSG's LB and RB not defend AT ALL?
Fuck France.



And who roots for Arsenal anyway

 

[Wilbur]

Winning 1-0

Dean walks into room

Lose 2-1

i know now why you cry

 

[FootballFan]

Can you just imagine how dean walked into the room

I can see it

 

[Phlebas]

whats this about a whatsapp group?

You have to let Wilbur win at PES to get in.

FF do you still have Fifa 15? If so let's play sometime.

 

[Rikkun]

You have to let Wilbur win at PES to get in.

FF do you still have Fifa 15? If so let's play sometime.

WILBURRRRR

I'll go to bed

 

[Wilbur]

I swear on my life he's sold his soul to a gypsy

Every single break of the ball goes to him

Its fucking unforeseen rub of the green

I cannot fucking win

 

[FootballFan]

Wilbur mate. You need to read my motivational speech from earlier. Go for every ball. There is no 50/50, only your ball.

You have to let Wilbur win at PES to get in.

FF do you still have Fifa 15? If so let's play sometime.

Of course I have fifa 15 m8.

I won't be able to play fifa on Saturday(Friday for you mates I guess) should be ok for rest of weweekend to play.

Psn: UCK_MY_ICK

 

[Scum]

I swear on my life he's sold his soul to a gypsy

Every single break of the ball goes to him

Its fucking unforeseen rub of the green

I cannot fucking win

 

[Wilbur]

Nah fuck off

 

[Wilbur]

Seriously man how do you pack your fucking box so quickly

 

[FootballFan]

Seriously man how do you pack your fucking box so quickly

I read a lot about pep Guardiola and his tactics/formation/player roles etc and just learn from him.

He's a bigger genius than even I give him credit for.

 

[Facism]

What i like about Dean's tactics is how he likes to Chris Smalling half his passes to the other team.

 

[Esch]

I read a lot about pep Guardiola and his tactics/formation/player roles etc and just learn from him.

hahahaahaha this is the most incredible response

#peptaughtme