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Football Thread 13/14 |OT11| Schlong Days, Kipless Nights

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rvy

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FootballFan said:
I bet
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likes to party
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She's a punk singer who did porn for some pocket change because she probably has daddy issues and ran away from home, of course she likes to party. Hell, I'd be surprised if she isn't gangbanged by 3 or 4 Nigerians with gigantic cocks on a weekly basis. And her blonde friend too. Probably joins the party.

Most of them singers have daddy issues. Didn't get enough hugs when they were little girls.

Oh no, daddy won't let me pierce my lips, dress like a whore, go party every weekend and get some tattoos. What will I ever do? Wait, I know. Run away from home, start and band and do some porn to support myself.
 
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wedward

Member
rvy said:
She's a punk singer who did porn for some pocket change because she probably has daddy issues and ran away from home, of course she likes to party. Hell, I'd be surprised if she isn't gangbanged by 3 or 4 Nigerians with gigantic cocks on a weekly basis. And her blonde friend too. Probably joins the party.

Most of them singers have daddy issues. Didn't get enough hugs when they were little girls.

Oh no, daddy won't let me pierce my lips, dress like a whore, go party every weekend and get some tattoos. What will I ever do? Wait, I know. Run away from home, start and band and do some porn to support myself.
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You sound like a lot of fun.
 
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Elchele

Member
:lol that's a nice plot, rvy

rvy said:
My concept of fun doesn't involve drinking, smoking weed and partying. Then again, I'm not 16 anymore so maybe that explains it.
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I kind of agree, it was very sad when my group of friends started to use drugs as the only way to have fun when we got together. Had to find a new group of friends.

personally I can enjoy any situation if I'm with the right people, I like to drink every now and then but don't like getting wasted and wake up the next morning not knowing what the fuck happened. bad feels
 
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Hixx

Member
NYE is the worst

everyone turns into a right cunt looking for a story to tell

then they get too drunk to remember it anyway.
 
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Messi

Member
Linius said:
Maybe during celebrating? I dunno. Our last double was in '98 I think :p
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I'm sorry that was a shit joke. Though to be fair the league trophy is pretty bad. La Liga has a great trophy as is the Copa del Rey. You could kill someone with it.

FootballFan said:
Atletico will feel his wrath. His favourite team to play. :D
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I went to see the super cup this year vs Atletico. The most boring game I've ever been to. He did fuck all and Neymar slipped on the wet surface no less an 9 times unchallenged. Never gong to see Atletico vs Barca again.
 
FootballFan

FootballFan

Member
Messi said:
I'm sorry that was a shit joke. Though to be fair the league trophy is pretty bad. La Liga has a great trophy as is the Copa del Rey. You could kill someone with it.



I went to see the super cup this year vs Atletico. The most boring bpgame I've ever been to. He did fuck all and Neymar slipped on the wet surface no less an 9 times unchallenged. Never gong to see Atletico vs Barca again.
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You were unlucky imo, Atletico vs Barca matches average 4.5 goals in the last 8 years I think.

I remember that game, everyone was slipping =/
 
R

rvy

Banned
Jupp said:
:lol that's a nice plot, rvy



I kind of agree, it was very sad when my group of friends started to use drugs as the only way to have fun when we got together. Had to find a new group of friends.

personally I can enjoy any situation if I'm with the right people, I like to drink every now and then but don't like getting wasted and wake up the next morning not knowing what the fuck happened. bad feels
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Not a plot baby, black dick is the new in thing. We've lost those women forever now, they are figuring out that black men are genetically superior to white dudes and have much bigger and thicker dicks. I can't wait to find out where we as a race are by 2040.

Ain't gonna be no more white boys, no sir. Our genes are shit.

I used to smoke weed, got bored of it when I needed more and more quantity to feel high.
Alcohol was never my thing, takes a long ass time to get me drunk and I end up remembering everything anyway.

20 mins for raisins

pls
 
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Messi

Member
FootballFan said:
You were unlucky imo, Atletico vs Barca matches average 4.5 goals in the last 8 years I think.

I remember that game, everyone was slipping =/
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Yeah, it was unlucky.

But we won the cup :p

Can't wait for my next game. Just waiting for Messi and Neymar to return together then I will go.

Lightning said:
Average player being called back? Yes please as long as it stops you from signing an actual good player. BAE is shit too so no help for you there,.
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He has nice hair but is a disrespectful shitbag.
 
Y

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
when I dance with you for fucking hours

I can only do it once later on

please understand


happy new year everyone. Love you all <3 and I hope you all had a fantastic time
 
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