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Football Thread 13/14 |OT14| Juan Flew Into The Slug's Nest

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If only it was premier ass, then that lady would have been all in it, not just a quick rub

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dc89

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Fuck off Stoke. Guidetti on the bench for the 5th game in a row whilst their strikers haven't scored In the last 4.
 
Fucking fast little shit




i have the plan.. only feed moyers bad good until we start climbin da table. then give him betta food like lobster n mull wine
 

Marc

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Unlucky Sterling, not the greatest finisher but what skill and intelligence in using the ball. Awesome, should be on the plane to Brazil.
 
SATURDAY IN LIVERPOOL...

Voices echoing through Anfield
Liverpool will never walk alone
Wenger stumbles by himself
He is cuntish on his own

Two minutes in and hilarity ensues
Skrtel scores with great ability
Ozil stops and sips down a potion
Grants him the power of invisibility

The dicking won't stop there
Skrtel does it again with a header
Suarez hits the woodwork
Giroud has the speed of a leper

Sterling time to shine is now
Sturridge also gets in with ease
Wenger attended by medical staff
Suffers from "trophyless disease"

Arsenal despair by half time
Things are extremely complicated
Ozil is nowhere to be found
Walks around with cloak activated

And Sterling does it again
Delivers the five knuckle shuffle
Arsenal's a hissing latrine
Even Cisshoko gives them trouble

Gooners leave the stadium
Bukkaked in shameful fashion
Wenger lusting after a boy
Was the only display of passion

5-1 and it could've been more
Liverpool slowed down the pace
I hope you enjoyed the match
Leave you with Kolo's face


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