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Football Thread 13/14 |OT14| Juan Flew Into The Slug's Nest

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bud

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"[...]it has again become clear to me that we in many aspects disagree on the way Arsenal should move forward."
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Not even bothered.

Win, loss or draw we are in big trouble.

Moyes doesn't know what he's doing. Actually the 10 minutes after the goal sum it up, we were just waiting for time to run out.
 

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
at this point, there isnt really much you can say
 

Draconian

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It's time hear the traditional Moyes "We played well today" press conference.

It makes that Moyes celebration gif even more hilarious now.
 
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Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, win. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on in a final. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the players you got, win the game by three clear goals. Tonight. In one half. Can you? Can you?

   Go and do likewise. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to win the league? It takes brass balls to win the league. Go and do likewise, gents. The glory's out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out to that dugout tonight and win, win, it's yours, if not, you're going to be shining the others' boots. And you know what you'll be saying. A fat loser sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a manager. It's a tough racket.''

   This is Juan Mata. And to give him to you, he's gold. And you don't get him. Why? Because to give him to you is just throwing them away. He's for winners.  I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal: Why am you still here? You're still here because Sir Alex asked me to keep you around, they asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fuckin' ass because a loser is a loser.
 

doicare

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Another joke of a game proving how much random dumb luck is involved in football.

United have 75% possession and 31 shots. Fulham manage 2 shots on target all game and score 2 goals.
 
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