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[Mr.Marston]

United have been crap.

So have Bayern. Just shoot you Barca wannabes.

 

[rvy]

Jupp

Jupp I am here, pls let me hold you. You have suffered through this boring football for almost an entire season.

Jupp I will hold you, don't cry. It's almost over.

 

[leadbelly]

Well, United have took the approach of containing Bayern. They need to start putting more pressure on the ball. Sitting back just gives Bayern all the time in the world.

Despite that, United should be 1 - 0 up. They really need to win this match to have a chance in Bayern, so after the break they need to think about putting pressure on when Bayern play out from the back. They've only half-heartedly done it so fat.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Players look exhausted already. Expect Bayern to score score halfway through the second half.

Welbeck is playing well.

They will probably score quite early after Pep injects some steroids into their veins.

 

[Suen]

loool he wasn't offside you fucking refs. Uefalona activated.

 

[spidye]

Bayern getting fucked? Hahaha
What game are you guys watchung? One chance is getting fucked

 

[90TilInfinity]

Simeone might have just cost Atletico their season risking Diego Costa in this match. Wenger'd da ting nicely.

 

[FootballFan]

Hnngg Octopus. <3 What a player.

Keep doing your thing.

 

[Meier]

That's a really wonderful gif.

I'm still rolling at that Welbeck chip. What was he thinking? It was like someone's batteries ran out on their controller in FIFA. Or a robot who had a glitch for a second and then realized he had something to do and just panicked. All he had to do was run at him on an angle (or better yet, just curl it around him.. but that's easier said than done) and he'd at least have had a chance.

 

[Milchmonster]

I don't rate Martinez as CB to be honest.

 

[pulga]

Pathetic performance. Pathetic.

#ProudLion avatar already gone?

Are you going to pull a fry on us

 

[Mr Cola]

I avoided the first half fearing a hammering

I have a few questions

Is Fellaini losing the ball all the time?
Has Buttner made a successful pass?
Which Wellbeck has turned up?
Is Rooney playing CB to get the ball yet?

 

[Yurt]

I think we've had more shots.

This is hilarious.

Double their shots on target according to Whoscored

DOICARE PREACH

 

[The Llama]

Rory Smith &#8207;@RorySmithTimes 1m
Bayern obviously superior, but for all his faults, Moyes isn't bad at setting a team up to take no risks. He's (almost) in his comfort zone.


Love Rory Smith.

 

[Clegg]

Bayern have 78% possession but less shots than United.

 

[Fergie]

Fellaini has been more of a attacker last few seasons. He's been shit but I'll give him a chance till next season.

But he's been abysmal tonight. Looks out of his depth playing deep.

 

[Blablurn]

I don't rate Martinez as CB to be honest.

Are you crazy bro? He was the best player so far.

 

[Zabojnik]

Missed the first half. FORZA UNITED. I always believed. Well, since the Olympiacos win, really, but still.

GLORY GLORY.

 

[Scum]

I avoided the first half fearing a hammering

I have a few questions

Is Fellaini losing the ball all the time?
Has Buttner made a successful pass?
Which Wellbeck has turned up?
Is Rooney playing CB to get the ball yet?

Welbeck turned up and should be shamed like bukkake for what he did.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

If United had some more pace on the counter, we'd have a proper chance. Bayern's defence looks a bit suspect with Dante missing and complacency might have crept in with the early league win.

What is the point of Fellaini in midfield, though? Even a half-dead Fletcher would be better.

 

[Perfect Blue]

United seem to be playing well or Bayern are playing badly. can't tell which

 

[Feorax]

Pep seems to have gotten the gameplan quite badly wrong with this one.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bayern getting fucked? Hahaha
What game are you guys watchung? One chance is getting fucked

Clear goalscoring oppurtunities

Man Utd 1
Bayern 0


Wrongly disallowed goals

Man Utd 1
Bayern 0


Passes that take the team nowhere

Man Utd 27
Bayern 913

 

[Marc]

Kagawa needs to play.

He's got a doctorate in fucking Bayern where the sun dont shine.

Don't let facts and tactical insight get in the way of Moyseh!

Insane isn't it?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Favourite bit of that half was when Moyes, after about 30 secs, ran over to Steve Round like he'd seen a revelation.

"OMG STEVE I TELL YOU THIS ISNT A 442 THEYRE PLAYING!"

 

[spidye]

Told you so.
Don't underestimate this team

 

[Portugeezer]

Some glimmers of hope for United.

 

[FootballFan]

I've got Bayern on on the side. So haven't been paying too much attention.

As I thought, ManUtd got this.

Pep will change tactics in the 2nd half and win the match, Welberg should have done better with his chance.

 

[The Llama]

Pep seems to have gotten the gameplan quite badly wrong with this one.

Nah, Moyeschester United are just doing the same thing Chelsea did to Barca back in 2012.

 

[Nicktendo86]

Welbeck turned up and should be shamed like bukkake for what he did.

Misses the miss as I was having a piss. My god, trying to be too clever. That could have been the vital miss.

 

[miserable]

Did Evil Kagawa tweet yet?

 

[Mr Cola]

Just seen the Wellbeck chance

Im sorry Danny you are not a striker, you are seriously not a striker

 

[danwarb]

United don't need accurate passing. They might get a few more chances with their kick and run game.

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[Yurt]

Missed the first half. FORZA UNITED. I always believed. Well, since the Olympiacos win, really, but still.

GLORY GLORY.

YES ZABO

Are you crazy bro? He was the best player so far.

Your entire back line was shaky.

Kroos and Ribery are playing quite well.

 

[Carbonox]

Bayern shot themselves in the foot by having no strikers up front. They can't do jack shit.

 

[spidye]

Clear goalscoring oppurtunities

Man Utd 1
Bayern 0


Wrongly disallowed goals

Man Utd 1
Bayern 0


Passes that take the team nowhere

Man Utd 27
Bayern 913

Did you forget robben's shoot or muller's chance?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Told you so.
Don't underestimate this team

We didn't, we just overestimated you league-destroying cunts

 

[Blablurn]

we have more possession than barca. bayern = moral winner?


seriously. i have a feeling we will bottle it

 

[ShogunX]

Dogs are cool.

 

[Blablurn]

You jinxed it with your Packmas stuff.

wilbury destroyed it by making bayern fans hate blablurn

 

[Vivalaraza]

Bayern has 8 shots?

Really?

 

[pulga]

United's got this.

much better team this half

 

[Nicktendo86]

Someone please guf Moyes celebrating then turning round confused

 

[Wilbur]

Wilburrrrr where you sat?

South stand, literally right next to thbayern fans

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Bayern has 8 shots?

Really?

Its 8 harder passes actually.

 

[pulga]

South stand, literally right next to thbayern fans

please describe what you felt when you watched welberg bottle that chance

 

[Splatt]

 

[Meier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92dvjohiOgo&feature=youtu.be

This is pretty funny. I love Ian Darke.

 

[pappe]

That shot was so slow Martinez would have stopped it even if Wellbeck had beaten Neuer.