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[Gareth Bale]

Kav is a TOP TOP bloke

You leave him alone.

He deserves it

He has the same haircut kids used to have when I was in junior school

 

[inky]

Equipped with GPS devices, so as to track players' performance.

neat.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

http://instagram.com/p/rkdm5VECHN/

Hotel? Don't they have houses in Manchester?

 

[Maddox]

Lovren just oozes confidence doesn't he, and little tiny Phil, i can see him having a fantastic season.

 

[Salvadora]

http://instagram.com/p/rkdm5VECHN/

Hotel? Don't they have houses in Manchester?

You stay in a hotel before a game, home and away.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

You stay in a hotel before a game, home and away.

Damn learn something new every week or so

 

[Tubie]

Welcome back Pulga, just realized you're back!

What do you think our starting XI is going to look like?

With James I think it makes sense going back to 4-2-3-1.

I have a feeling Carlo might sit Modric just to please Florentino, this season sucks already.

 

[Steverulez]

Who?

Blackburn is a Bayern supporter.

I presumed an Arsenal fan made the image, but I was joking

 

[Linius]

OptaJohan ‏@OptaJohan 2m

2 - Arkadiusz Milik had more touches in his own penalty box (2) than in the opposition box (1) in Ajax vs Vitesse. Confusion.

loooooooooool

Well atleast this clears the way for Rekik to return on loan to PSV again.

Hope he's back in time for the Ajax game then.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Hats off to Ibra

http://www.dn.se/sport/fotboll/ibrahimovic-betalade-landslagsresa/

The soccer team for mild mental retardation qualified for the World Cup in Brazil but could not finance the trip. Then the team got unexpected help.

Assistant coach Stefan Jonsson got in touch with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, asked for a shirt to auction off - and received 350 000 SEK.

He said, "What the hell are you going to do with a sweater? What does it cost to go? "When we said that we need to SEK 350 000. He asked for the account number and deposited it says Stefan Jonsson to helahalsingland.se.
To help the national team for mild mental retardation was an easy decision, says Ibrahimovic to handikappidrott.se.
Football should be played by anyone, regardless of gender, disability or not. And when we missed the World Cup, I was deeply disappointed, but when I heard about "the unknown team" I said to myself that I wanted to do everything in my power to help them to experience the World Cup. There was nothing to think about. It was a given, says Zlatan

Ibrahimovic according handikappidrott.se.
Sweden took off towards Brazil on Monday night. In the group play they play against Japan on Friday and reigning champions Saudi Arabia on Sunday.

 

[dc89]

Fuck me. Bbc3. It's embarrassing.

 

[Carbonox]

Shola Ameobi has joined a 2nd tier Turkish team. :lol

 

[Barzul]

Swag

 

[Salvadora]

Swag

Alexis' bird has the most anime eyes I've ever seen.

Like the look of Oxlade-Chamberlain's date.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Thiago Silva got injured against Napoli?

That leaves Luiz by himself at CB?

Next PSG game will be entertaining

 

[FootballFan]

Top bantz

 

[Abraxas]

Thiago Silva got injured against Napoli?

That leaves Luiz by himself at CB?

Next PSG game will be entertaining

luis-Motta perhaps. Doubt Marquinhos will ever get a run out.

 

[Elchele]

Hats off to Ibra

http://www.dn.se/sport/fotboll/ibrahimovic-betalade-landslagsresa/

legend

 

[johnthequad]

Based on current signings; how would you rank the Top 5 teams on attacking talent alone?

1.City 2.Liverpool 3.Arsenal 4.Chelsea 5.United

 

[Tubie]

So Ter Stegen is injured too...

Barca should beg Valdes to come back.

 

[bobito]

Wow

A guy in a t shirt and jeans

So much swag, we are not worthy, I mean how does he do it?

 

[Linius]

Wow

A guy in a t shirt and jeans

So much swag, we are not worthy, I mean how does he do it?

 

[Abraxas]

Jenko still thinks west ham is a bit of top banter.

 

[hiroshawn]

MARTTIINNNN. What a goal great cross.

 

[Milchmonster]

Top bantz

"Top bantz" :lol

It's a pre-season match, nobody gives a shit. Like, back in January or something when Salzburg killed Bayern, who gave a shit? Elsk was the only one because he's got a man crush on Roger Schmidt.

 

[Linius]

The future is here. Menig scored twice in his debut in professional football with the Ajax reserves team. A 3-0 win over giants Telstar.

 

[hiroshawn]

Single #358197172

Soccer - IN PLAY (Game) Total

LIVE - England League Cup

Carlisle Utd vs. Derby County

Over 1½ (-190) Aug 11/14@02:45p


Final Scores

Carlisle Utd 0

Derby County 2




Outcome: Win

 

[Lightning]

Özil back at Arsenal. Things get serious now.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Fuck me. Bbc3. It's embarrassing.

"I study science and that"

"Work, shag, do drugs, do football"

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wow

A guy in a t shirt and jeans

So much swag, we are not worthy, I mean how does he do it?

This is the only kind of clothes I got, I'm a swag king

 

[CraigerGamer]

Hey Meier you see the debacle that was #askJameis on twitter the other day? Who at FSU would be stupid enough to do something like that?

Answer:

Spoiler

All of them

 

[Tc91]

Based on current signings; how would you rank the Top 5 teams on attacking talent alone?

1.City 2.Liverpool 3.Arsenal 4.Chelsea 5.United

1: Chelsea
2: City
3: Arsenal
4: United
5: Liverpool

 

[Vivalaraza]

In terms of a starting front 3, I'm not sure I'd wanna swap RVP, Rooney and Mata for anybody elses.

Obviously not taking into account depth in the squad.

 

[FootballFan]

"Top bantz" :lol

It's a pre-season match, nobody gives a shit. Like, back in January or something when Salzburg killed Bayern, who gave a shit? Elsk was the only one because he's got a man crush on Roger Schmidt.

It was sarcasm mate lol. That pic is not funny in the slightest. Bla has lost his humour during his time banned.

 

[LTWheels]

First Pass:

 

[FootballFan]

1. United
2. Liverpool
3. City
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal

 

[Milchmonster]

It was sarcasm mate lol. That pic is not funny in the slightest. Bla has lost his humour during his time banned.

"Lost his humour"?

That's Greek humour m8

 

[KidA Seven]

"They have also won a tournament in Emirates Stadium," added van Gaal. "They are very good. I think, otherwise, they would not beat those competitors. It's very difficult for us but it's better to play against good opponents rather than weak opponents and we win, for example, 7-0."

Poor Galaxy.


Is there a bigger picture of Arteta's wife? She's so hot. Arteta's wife.

 

[L1NETT]

1. United
2. Liverpool
3. City
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal

Could almost be an Adriam Durham article

Should be proud

 

[cartoon_soldier]

LVG OT debut tomorrow

Gonna be a great atmosphere I think

 

[bobito]

This is the only kind of clothes I got, I'm a swag king

Move over odd morsel, there is a new king in town

 

[Clegg]

In terms of a starting front 3, I'm not sure I'd wanna swap RVP, Rooney and Mata for anybody elses.

Obviously not taking into account depth in the squad.

There's no real pace though. Arse, Chelsea and Pool all have at least one player in their attack who can stretch a side. We don't.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

There's no real pace though. Arse, Chelsea and Pool all have at least one player in their attack who can stretch a side. We don't.

In the current formation WBs would provide that right?

 

[Salvadora]

Alexis and Walcott in the same side will be mental for pace.

 

[FootballFan]

Could almost be an Adriam Durham article

Should be proud

If I knew/cared who Adriam Durham is, I'd reply with some bantz.

However, you win this time l1nett.

 

[LTWheels]

There's no real pace though. Arse, Chelsea and Pool all have at least one player in their attack who can stretch a side. We don't.

Yeah, thinking about the pace in our squad is ridiculous.

Sturridge, Sterling, Markovic, Henderson, Ibe.

Coutinho and Lallana are no slouches either.

Our new fullbacks seem to be quick as well.

 

[Steverulez]

1. Chelsea
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. United
5. Liverpool

Might change before the end of the transfer window if Woodward gets his cheque book out or Liverpool make a "marque" signing

 

[D4Danger]

Fuck me. Bbc3. It's embarrassing.

They called themselves Blazin' Squad without any irony

Man City fans really are the worst

 

[Clegg]

In the current formation WBs would provide that right?

They won't be our main attacking outlet though. That'll be the front three, and as good as they are, they're kinda slow.

 

[Meier]

These will be auctioned off after the game with proceeds going to a cancer charity. Slick.

Hey Meier you see the debacle that was #askJameis on twitter the other day? Who at FSU would be stupid enough to do something like that?

Answer:

Spoiler

All of them

I avoided the articles about it. All of the #AskWHOEVER things end up being PR disasters, lol.