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[dark_prinny]

Football, what is it?
Many claim to know it, but really they don’t know shit

Doing 7 step overs and running to the corner flag to cross the ball, that isn’t football
Coming out at retirement at 33 to make the favourites look like amateurs when the world is watching, that’s football

Missing a penalty then doing the disappearing act in both legs in a semi-final, that isn’t football
Moving to a new country at 19 and scoring 47 goals in 49 games in one of the top leagues, that’s football

Missing a penalty in the final after having already missed one in the semi-final but still getting called one of the greatest, that isn't football
Scoring 8 goals at a world cup after 4 years of injuries and complete misery, that’s football

Conveniently getting placed as a fifth penalty taker in a semi-final so you don’t have to take a penalty against your club team mate, that isn't football
Dribbling past 4 players against your bitter rivals on their home turf in a semi-final to score what proved to be the winning goal, that’s football

Hitting a one man wall when your team needs you and the world is watching you, that isn't football
Setting the record for losing the ball but still having the audacity to try a trick shot cross in extra time and eventually scoring the winner, that’s football

Russian funded team spending millions to put 11 players in the box in every big game, that isn’t football
Going to the theatre of dreams and chipping the goal keeper from 30 yards after getting criticised for not being a goal scorer, that’s football

Fanboys using just stats to judge a players worth, that isn’t football
Using your hand to score a goal and then dribbling from your own half to score the goal of the century in the same game, that’s football

Using a media campaign to beg for a Ballon d'or, that isn't football
Scoring a goal in the quarter-finals, hat-trick in semi-final and two in the final at 17 during the world cup finals, that’s football

Demanding the ball in the dying seconds and playing a one-two to score the goal to win the title during your first year in one of the top leagues, that’s football

Scoring a wonder goal in the closing seconds of a game to send your team through to the final despite being a man down, that’s football

Missing a penalty in the final at your home stadium after having missed two golden chances in a world cup final two years earlier to later coming back the next year and scoring a winner in the final despite the fans booing you all season, that’s football

It’s called football, most don’t know shit about it

Nice Haiku.

 

[Broder Salsa]

-shit-

 

[doicare]

Yay \o/, do I win a prize?

I could lie and say no luck is involved if you like?

 

[Abraxas]

As its half time, does anyone have any recommendations for football boots? Im in scotland, so itll need to have decent grip, probably SG boots.

I was thinking about the predators or something similar.

 

[Salvadora]

neville is going in hard on united

proper destruction

 

[Kikarian]

neville is going in hard on united

proper destruction

He's spot on, though.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

god fucking damnit

what the fuck is this

 

[L1NETT]

As its half time, does anyone have any recommendations for football boots? Im in scotland, so itll need to have decent grip, probably SG boots.

I was thinking about the predators or something similar.

always had preds

always been a treat. Love em to bits

that's football

 

[K1LLER7]

neville is going in hard on united

proper destruction

Speaking the truth.

One game we press.

The next we sit back.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Gnev just tore #thephilosophy apart

 

[Carbonox]

Preds ain't been good since the Mania model. Fuck the plastic shite they release these days.

Then again I'm one of those powerpuff girls who wears Vapors.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

I could lie and say no luck is involved if you like?

Shaw fucked up no luck involved.

And buying Shaw wasnt bad luck. Its called making a decision, something you'll eventually have to do in life unless you dont get ouf the house much.

 

[Jarnet87]

van Ghaleon is slowly turning into Moyes. Fellaini warming up at the half.

 

[inky]

RVP not passing the ball there really made me mad. Such a clear scoring opportunity wasted.

Cartoon pls.

 

[Yurt]

irrelevant

 

[dark_prinny]

 

[Hixx]

Killer F is coming on.

The Prospect's potential can't get in the way of The Philosophy.

 

[Tc91]

Fucking Fellaini is coming on.

 

[L1NETT]

Preds ain't been good since the Mania model. Fuck the plastic shite they release these days.

Then again I'm one of those powerpuff girls who wears Vapors.

that's what i got m4

well good.

hate mercurials with a passion. do you want to break summat in your foot? Buy these pieces of shite

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Fellani for Herrera
fuck me to Moyes era

 

[D4Danger]

imagine being Di Maria right now seeing Fellaini come on

 

[Gareth Bale]

Phil Jones

 

[Abraxas]

Dat fellianeh. When your chasing the game add a guy that slows play like crazy.

 

[Kikarian]

Fellaini

That's Football.

 

[Fergie]

Ander is still fucked it seems.

 

[bjaelke]

My nan once said that “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.”

 

[BigBoss]

Where is Falcao? Get another striker on the field.

 

[Ushojax]

Dat fellianeh. When your chasing the game add a guy that slows play like crazy.

LVG has reverted to Moyesball.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Tbf why not bring on Fellaini?

Not like the others were doing anything. He might score a header

 

[Kill Your Masters]

My nan once said that “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.”

Only people with bad luck say this.

 

[Zabojnik]

Only a matter of time.

 

[Batongen]

My nan once said that “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.”

She must've been a Copenhagen supporter.

 

[K1LLER7]

FELLAINIIIIIIIIIO

MY WORD

 

[D4Danger]

hahahaha

well fuck

 

[Fergie]

HOOOOOLY


FUUUUCK.


THE AFROOOOO

 

[RandyBobandy]

Damn son..

 

[Hixx]

Well, that might have been a foul. Good finish like.

 

[Kikarian]

FELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAIIIIINIIIII


YESSS GAALLL

 

[noal]

Ahahahahha

 

[Igo]

hahaha of all people.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Salvadora]

oh my god

 

[L1NETT]

haha great strike

#suck #that #haters

#teamfro

 

[Abraxas]

that's what i got m4

well good.

hate mercurials with a passion. do you want to break summat in your foot? Buy these pieces of shite

Looks them up:£260

Get the fuck out.

 

[3Sixty]

The hero united deserve.

 

[Bold One]

well FUCK

 

[WJD]

YESSSSSSSSSS MAROUANE

 

[TeddyBoy]

Moyes was right!

 

[Brinbe]

HOLY SHIT, THAT GOAL

 

[Tc91]

Fucking Fellaini is coming on.

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

FELLAINIIIIIIIIIIIIII