Gareth Bale
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Phil Jones is so shit
That's exactly what you don't do there
That's exactly what you don't do there
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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT7| daily blind is a renegade of funk
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The_Hitcher89
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Not even joking, just saw someone wanking through a waist high frosted window on the way to work
Portugeezer
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Damn son
KidA Seven
Member
all hope is lost
Was it Pelle?
I hate united and even im pissed off. Feels bad for di marie.
Don't want WBA to run up too high a GD.
LOL
He also neglected to pass to a fellow player last Monday.
Cunt.
He wishes
That's one powerful ejaculate.
It was probably someone wanking to Pelle
Nah he just walks on water.
cartoon_soldier
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wtf are we doing
dark_prinny
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This is painful to watch.
Portugeezer
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Moyes-like... MOYES-FUCKING-LIKE
Freewheelin'
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he must have seen you
Facism
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van persie confirmed to be transferred to the Turkish league where he can play at his level.
years ago when i was a younger and couldn't drive, the bus stopped at some lights next to a dentist's surgery. there was a guy eating out a bird's cunt up against the wall in the reception. we all pointed and she saw us, which was hilarious because she was panicking and trying to stop the guy after being caught, but he probably thought he was giving her the best orgasm and held her to his face lol.
years ago when i was a younger and couldn't drive, the bus stopped at some lights next to a dentist's surgery. there was a guy eating out a bird's cunt up against the wall in the reception. we all pointed and she saw us, which was hilarious because she was panicking and trying to stop the guy after being caught, but he probably thought he was giving her the best orgasm and held her to his face lol.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Can't say fairer than that Sess goal, insane finish.
RVP and Mata aren't working though. Adnan needs to think quicker.
RVP and Mata aren't working though. Adnan needs to think quicker.
The_Hitcher89
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Broder Salsa
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De Gea should do this to Shaw
If he can actually lift him of course.
Think Fellaini in the box with Maria's crosses could work. At least better than this.
If he can actually lift him of course.
Think Fellaini in the box with Maria's crosses could work. At least better than this.
At this point I'd take a couple of boys from the reserves over RVP and Mata. At least give me two players who have some pace for when Di Maria goes on his solo runs. No one can keep up with him on this team lol. Januzaj is doing his best Valencia impression. just lots of step overs instead of attacking.
Mata has 8 goals in 10 of Man Utd last games.
What the hell has happened to Januzaj, he has no idea wot to do with the ball, completely slows it down every time he gets the ball. When he broke into the team last season he was amazing. It's like a different player I'm seeing this season.
I would put on Falcao for Januzaj.
I don't know, you are not exactly QPR - Liverpool level.
Scully Scully Scoo
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Football, what is it?
Many claim to know it, but really they dont know shit
Doing 7 step overs and running to the corner flag to cross the ball, that isnt football
Coming out at retirement at 33 to make the favourites look like amateurs when the world is watching, thats football
Missing a penalty then doing the disappearing act in both legs in a semi-final, that isnt football
Moving to a new country at 19 and scoring 47 goals in 49 games in one of the top leagues, thats football
Missing a penalty in the final after having already missed one in the semi-final but still getting called one of the greatest, that isn't football
Scoring 8 goals at a world cup after 4 years of injuries and complete misery, thats football
Conveniently getting placed as a fifth penalty taker in a semi-final so you dont have to take a penalty against your club team mate, that isn't football
Dribbling past 4 players against your bitter rivals on their home turf in a semi-final to score what proved to be the winning goal, thats football
Hitting a one man wall when your team needs you and the world is watching you, that isn't football
Setting the record for losing the ball but still having the audacity to try a trick shot cross in extra time and eventually scoring the winner, thats football
Russian funded team spending millions to put 11 players in the box in every big game, that isnt football
Going to the theatre of dreams and chipping the goal keeper from 30 yards after getting criticised for not being a goal scorer, thats football
Fanboys using just stats to judge a players worth, that isnt football
Using your hand to score a goal and then dribbling from your own half to score the goal of the century in the same game, thats football
Using a media campaign to beg for a Ballon d'or, that isn't football
Scoring a goal in the quarter-finals, hat-trick in semi-final and two in the final at 17 during the world cup finals, thats football
Demanding the ball in the dying seconds and playing a one-two to score the goal to win the title during your first year in one of the top leagues, thats football
Scoring a wonder goal in the closing seconds of a game to send your team through to the final despite being a man down, thats football
Missing a penalty in the final at your home stadium after having missed two golden chances in a world cup final two years earlier to later coming back the next year and scoring a winner in the final despite the fans booing you all season, thats football
Its called football, most dont know shit about it
Many claim to know it, but really they dont know shit
Doing 7 step overs and running to the corner flag to cross the ball, that isnt football
Coming out at retirement at 33 to make the favourites look like amateurs when the world is watching, thats football
Missing a penalty then doing the disappearing act in both legs in a semi-final, that isnt football
Moving to a new country at 19 and scoring 47 goals in 49 games in one of the top leagues, thats football
Missing a penalty in the final after having already missed one in the semi-final but still getting called one of the greatest, that isn't football
Scoring 8 goals at a world cup after 4 years of injuries and complete misery, thats football
Conveniently getting placed as a fifth penalty taker in a semi-final so you dont have to take a penalty against your club team mate, that isn't football
Dribbling past 4 players against your bitter rivals on their home turf in a semi-final to score what proved to be the winning goal, thats football
Hitting a one man wall when your team needs you and the world is watching you, that isn't football
Setting the record for losing the ball but still having the audacity to try a trick shot cross in extra time and eventually scoring the winner, thats football
Russian funded team spending millions to put 11 players in the box in every big game, that isnt football
Going to the theatre of dreams and chipping the goal keeper from 30 yards after getting criticised for not being a goal scorer, thats football
Fanboys using just stats to judge a players worth, that isnt football
Using your hand to score a goal and then dribbling from your own half to score the goal of the century in the same game, thats football
Using a media campaign to beg for a Ballon d'or, that isn't football
Scoring a goal in the quarter-finals, hat-trick in semi-final and two in the final at 17 during the world cup finals, thats football
Demanding the ball in the dying seconds and playing a one-two to score the goal to win the title during your first year in one of the top leagues, thats football
Scoring a wonder goal in the closing seconds of a game to send your team through to the final despite being a man down, thats football
Missing a penalty in the final at your home stadium after having missed two golden chances in a world cup final two years earlier to later coming back the next year and scoring a winner in the final despite the fans booing you all season, thats football
Its called football, most dont know shit about it
Confidence is shot. Also his first start for some time.
Not much of a surprise.
That core.De Gea should do this to Shaw
If he can actually lift him of course.
Think Fellaini in the box with Maria's crosses could work. At least better than this.
Kill Your Masters
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Januzaj is a non factor.
Even worse, he is too slow in making any decision - good or bad, slows the game down. Its like I'm watching Young/Valencia.
Even worse, he is too slow in making any decision - good or bad, slows the game down. Its like I'm watching Young/Valencia.
The_Hitcher89
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Matas goals have been out of keeping with his performances ala Roonlord
Yay \o/, do I win a prize?
Gareth Bale
Member
Gaal spent ages slapping the "I want to see Mata" "I want to see Januzaj" crowd in the face with his testicles. And now he plays them and they do nothing.
Freewheelin'
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Holy shit, Neville is KILLING Utd :lol :lol :lol
Everything I ever knew of Football is a myth.
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