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[3Sixty]

Off to Milan?

Look at Mario's ducks!

 

[Ushojax]

Benoît Assou-Ekotto believes Kyle Naughton is not a threat to his place in the Tottenham Hotspur team because he thinks the English defender is "not a real left-back".

"He's not a real left-back and I don't think he has the same left foot as me, so I'm not worried about that," Assou-Ekotto said. "I'm not worried because obviously I can do stuff with my left foot that he can't do."

dat brutal honesty

He's also saying he's changed his mind about retiring at 30 and now wants to play until he's 45. New contract, please.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Man, it was just a friendly but we just got straight up dominated by Shakhtar. We're so bad right now that even a mediocre Liverpool team might threaten to beat us. Hopefully based Kerzhakov heals up soon and saves us.

 

[Salazar]

Read Graham Robb's book "Discovering France", Wilbz.

It describes pockets of French culture that are very Geordie.

 

[3Sixty]

He's also saying he's changed his mind about retiring at 30 and now wants to play until he's 45. New contract, please.

Must be the love of the game that is keeping him going...


Oh wait.

 

[Clegg]

I'll switch your tort lectures for my property ones.

Doing property next semester.

Im not even officially a law student yet. Still have to finish my economics degree. But my uni has accepted me into a pre-law course and are letting me start some modules a semester in advance. I'll have to do that for two years and then, theoretically, I'll be able to sit the bar exam.

 

[Salazar]

Spurs might win something by then.

Or not.

 

[Kyoufu]

Read Graham Robb's book "Discovering France", Wilbz.

It describes pockets of French culture that are very Geordie.

Le Passion

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'll switch your tort lectures for my property ones.

He's got you there.

Doing property next semester.

Im not even officially a law student yet. Still have to finish my economics degree. But my uni has accepted me into a pre-law course and are letting me start some modules a semester in advance. I'll have to do that for two years and then, theoretically, I'll be able to sit the bar exam.

One of us, one of us, one of us.

 

[Freewheelin']

WHAT THE FUCK, HOW ARE NEWCASTLE SIGNING ALL THESE PLAYERS, AND WE HAVEN'T?

FUCKING PARDEW

I HOPE THEY GET RELEGATED

 

[Ushojax]

Gervinho just sort of got an assist against Togo. Rubbish giveaway from the defender.

Come on Ade.

 

[dc89]

YAYA!!!

 

[Ushojax]

lol at the reffing

Never a Togo free kick

No love lost between Kolo and Ade.

 

[Facism]

Looks like Mourinho and Van Gaal advised Wes to join Galatasaray.

 

[3Sixty]

At least he has an aisle seat...

 

[Kyoufu]

lol at the reffing

Never a Togo free kick

 

[pulga]

You cunts settle on a thread title yet?

 

[Wes]

What the heck is this logo ITV. It looks awful. Looks like a submarine performing fellatio.

 

[Hixx]

You cunts settle on a thread title yet?

The Biggest Thread in the World I think it was unanimous, no-one liked the Newcastle: Les Miserables at all.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Taking a nap in the day is the worst.

 

[Ushojax]

Ade lol

Just kicking the opposition player

 

[Wes]

I don't know what I want more right now. French signings or to manage to get my hands on Ni No Kuni Wizard Edition.

 

[Yurt]

Merdazzi "When a teammate is having a bad game, you should help him, not slaughter him. Zlatan always insulted his teammates. Have you ever seen Zlatan insulting his teammates? It happened all the time! He just wanted to win.

I wonder if he insulted himself after disappearing in big ties.

 

[pulga]

KYOUFU! A Nintendo direct tomorrow to reveal new Wii U games.

GET HYPE!

What! omg omg please Nintendo give me a reason to buy your console

 

[Wes]

What! omg omg please Nintendo give me a reason to buy your console

This is Nintendo we're talking about. There is no reason.

 

[pulga]

This is Nintendo we're talking about. There is no reason.

If it has Metroid/Zelda/Smash Bros in the title, it's good enough for me. I'll buy a PS4 to fill my third party needs.

 

[Carbonox]

Eurobot:
NOUVEAU CHATEAU: Sky Sports are reporting that the club have agreed a fee for Bordeaux striker Yoan Gouffran as their mission to sign every French player alive continues.

I prefer Eurosport's transfer ticker to any other transfer ticker on Earth.

 

[Mangoverboard]

How many more players until Newcastle can field an entirely French starting 11?

 

[Ushojax]

This is Nintendo we're talking about. There is no reason.

Pikmin 3.

 

[Carbonox]

How many more players until Newcastle can field an entirely French starting 11?

----

Debuchy
Yanga-Mbiwa
----
Haidara

Obertan
Cabaye
Sissoko
----

Gouffran
----

We do have Amalfitano too but he's shit and young so he doesn't count.

So we need 4 more players for a full French squad, plus a French manager.

 

[Clegg]

Sky Sports are reporting that the President of Elche has said Macheda will be loaned to them for the rest of the season.

 

[Vivalaraza]

----

Debuchy
Yanga-Mbiwa
----
Haidara

Obertan
Cabaye
Sissoko
----

Gouffran
----

We do have Amalfitano too but he's shit and young so he doesn't count.

So we need 4 more players for a full French squad, plus a French manager.

Why does Obertan count?

 

[Ushojax]

Togo yeees

 

[Rayven_king]

Ade fuckin up

Oh shit 1-1

 

[Clegg]

Sky Sports are reporting that the President of Elche has said Macheda will be loaned to them for the rest of the season.

Quoting for new page.

 

[Yurt]

How many more players until Newcastle can field an entirely French starting 11?

The others are taking French lessons as we speak. From now on they'll communicate exclusively in French on the field. The English teams won't even know what hit them..


...except for Arsenal.

 

[Requeim]

----
So we need 4 more players for a full French squad, plus a French manager.

Alain Pardieu will do

 

[spidye]

OT12 : Nouveauchâteau: Les miserables

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wait a min, how did Carbonox forget Ben Arfa? :lol

 

[Kyoufu]

Why does Obertan count?

:lol

I think he meant Ben Arfa.

 

[Carbonox]

Why does Obertan count?

If Walcott counts in a similar discussion on English players, Obertrain counts.

SHIT HOW DID I FORGET BEN ARFA WHAT THE FUCK

Shows how he's disappeared from thought for ages now due to his injury.

 

[Linius]

Just got back from Django Unchained. Loved it

 

[pulga]

----

Debuchy
Yanga-Mbiwa
----
Haidara

Obertan
Cabaye
Sissoko
----

Gouffran
----

We do have Amalfitano too but he's shit and young so he doesn't count.

So we need 4 more players for a full French squad, plus a French manager.

Go for Wenger, NUFC have as much as a chance as Arsenal at winning some silverware.

 

[Yurt]

Go for Wenger, NUFC have as much as a chance as Arsenal at winning some silverware.

Are you talking about Newcastle in this season or next season? Because they might win something next season.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Thibauting

:lol

What the hell.

 

[Messi]

Outside of Nandos trying to build confidence to go in. This is not happening today .

Dat social anxiety

 

[Kyoufu]

Are you talking about Newcastle in this season or next season? Because they might win something next season.

We're going to win the

Spoiler

Europa

League man.

Outside of Nandos trying to build confidence to go in. This is not happening today .

Dat social anxiety

Mate, it's Nando's. Plenty of other overweight beasts are eating in there too.

 

[Mangoverboard]

Thats pretty impressive! Who's a good french keeper besides Lloris?

Just sign Henry and then Wenger will come running too.

 

[Yurt]

Outside of Nandos trying to build confidence to go in. This is not happening today .

Dat social anxiety

Brian you're 7 foot tall dude. Go inside, put your fucking penis on the counter, and order whatever the fuck you want!

 

[Dwingvatt]

Fuck Nintendo

I'm tried of their crap.

Spoiler

Long time Nintendo fan