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[Yurt]

Benzema scored 5 goals in 34 shots. 14% conversion rate (Opta)
Cavani scored 18 goals in 88 shots. 21% conversion rate (Opta)

Benzema made 8 tackles in 18 games
Cavani made 32 tackles (and 10 interceptions) in 20 games.

He was absolutely dismal against Spain. He honestly reminded me of Carroll on a poor day. He'd better sort it out for Napoli, want at least one of the decent leagues to go to the wire

This is what happens when you use a striker on the wing/CR7's spot. Case in point: Benzema.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This is what happens when you use a striker on the wing/CR7's spot. Case in point: Benzema.

God, I hate it when people use that argument. No offense

 

[Lightning]

I almost choked on my drink reading Turok's post. I don't think he realises how good Cavani is and how he plays for the team. Cavani is the fucking man!

 

[Yurt]

God, I hate it when people use that argument. No offense

I'm just taking over for Pulga until he comes back

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm just taking over for Pulga until he comes back

Seriously though, when its used as an excuse for poor control, shooting, dribbling, passing etc it just doesn't make sense. Playing out of position should not effect your basic ability

 

[Salazar]

Seriously though, when its used as an excuse for poor control, shooting, dribbling, passing etc it just doesn't make sense. Playing out of position should not effect your basic ability

I end up having to take most passes on my chest when I push up in indoor, because everyone's too gutless* to play it on the ground through midfield.

*moi aussi

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I end up having to take most passes on my chest when I push up in indoor, because everyone's too gutless to play it on the ground through midfield.

Is there a footballing bylaw that says every team in 5 a side needs at least one cunt who just stands on the half way line taking pot shots to the detriment of the team?

 

[Salazar]

Is there a footballing bylaw that says every team in 5 a side needs at least one cunt who just stands on the half way line taking pot shots to the detriment of the team?

The best bit is when it hits the net about five yards above the goal and the prick in question howls for everyone else to "chase the rebound".

Good interview with Fabio

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...united-and-brother-rafael-behind-8488065.html

 

[heckfu]

God damnit, just turned off Halo for the night and switched on the cable which was on beinsport and PSG-Bastia is on. Fucking PSG.

 

[Ushojax]

Newcastle wins in last 20 away games against top half teams...1.

Spurs defeats in last 20 home games against bottom half teams...1.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Newcastle wins in last 21 away games...2.

Spurs defeats in last 21 home games...2.

.

 

[Ushojax]

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Damn my ninja edit wasn't fast enough.

Anyway, my point is, we got this.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Damn my ninja edit wasn't fast enough.

Anyway, my point is, we got this.

Is Dempsey gonna play up front on his own?

 

[Blablurn]

18:30 is game start

fml.

 

[Ushojax]

Is Dempsey gonna play up front on his own?

We have 3 centre forward options, Dempsey, Bale and Ade. I doubt Ade will start but I have a funny feeling we might see Bale as a striker today.

 

[Salazar]

We have 3 centre forward options, Dempsey, Bale and Ade. I doubt Ade will start but I have a funny feeling we might see Bale as a striker today.

A "stinger", lol

 

[Lightning]

I have a feeling Newcastle and Spurs will draw today with will be a great result

 

[Ushojax]

A "stinger", lol

He played there in a pre season game and did quite well, he's got the best strike in our squad and I'd trust him to finish a 1 v 1 ahead of Dempsey. It will be an interesting game because I don't really know what positions Bale, Holtby and Dempsey are going to play. They can all play on the left and down the middle.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

£20,000 coming my way

 

[Lightning]

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/...y-thomas-vermaelen-is-out-for-3-weeks-and-may

Oh fuck no. That's a big big blow if that turns out to be true.

 

[spidye]

<3 both

Schalke will be either really hard to beat or easy as cake.
they will probably sit back and defend like they've never done before and try counter attacking the hell out of us :|

 

[heckfu]

Holy shit, just saw the Bastia free kick. Brilliant.

 

[Blablurn]

<3 both

Schalke will be either really hard to beat or a easy as cake.
they will probably sit back and defend like they've never done before and try counter attacking the hell out of us :|

no doubt, an early goal would be nice.

 

[spidye]

no doubt, an early goal would be nice.

an early goal would definitely disrupt any tactics they had but we haven't scored an early goal in quite some time.

 

[Lightning]

An early goal for Schakle to make the game interesting would be better

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bayern losing and being put into administration would be better

.

 

[Blablurn]

An early goal for Schakle to make the game interesting would be better

.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

When did you start using K-Pop gifs?

 

[dc89]

I've just tipped the 100 page mark in ASoS. It's ramping up nicely. Obviously spoilers.

Spoiler

Ser Jorah the filthy beast! He should keep his hands off Dany.

And Mance Ryder. I think I'm going to like this character.

 

[Blablurn]

When did you start using K-Pop gifs?

always did!

 

[dc89]

Imagine we all ignored people who used K-Pop GIFs. Who's posts would be read by no one?

Salazar

 

[Yurt]

This Italian - Australian got @delpieroale to sign his arm and then tattooed over it, so it is there forever

 

[Blablurn]

how u wanna top this, yurt?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

how u wanna top this, yurt?

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Down the shaft

 

[Yurt]

how u wanna top this, yurt?

Or something.

 

[Wes]

.....

 

[Blablurn]

Almost spit my coffee lol

 

[Zabojnik]

Do it, Yurt.

 

[Blablurn]

hate to admit it but the last one looks nice

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Do it, Yurt.

I quite like that. The ripped skin effect is a bt disgusting, but it looks good

 

[Lunchbox]

 

[Yurt]

YES! Asamoah not in Ghana's starting XI against Mali tonight!

 

[Zabojnik]

YES! Asamoah not in Ghana's starting XI against Mali tonight!

Yeah, but he could be on the bench, right?

 

[TheLucifer]

Serginho scored in the Milan-Indonesia All Star game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G41jToQAVlM#!

I miss him

 

[Linius]

I really hope this is fake.

I really hope it :')

 

[Yurt]

I really hope this is fake.

I really hope it :')

He can always add 'moral' next to 'winners'.

Yeah, but he could be on the bench, right?

I'm not sure, but he's flying straight to Glasgow later.

 

[dc89]

I knew this was coming. Inb4 anyone posts the picture of the City fan with Rooney on his back with the text "Rooney - City legend"

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

That's it, I'm getting a tattoo of Benitez lifting the Premiership trophy for Chelsea.

 

[Linius]

I knew this was coming. Inb4 anyone posts the picture of the City fan with Rooney on his back with the text "Rooney - City legend"

Strange fans your club has :lol

Is this correct grammar? Teach me.

 

[Yurt]

Strange fans your club has :lol

Is this correct grammar? Teach me.

Had.

They switched

Spoiler

back

to Chelsea.