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[Fry]

When's my turn.

do it now. i had one recently. i'll do it after wooden.

 

[Oxx]

Feisty fouling in the Wednesday/Forest game.

 

[Wilbur]

Football Thread |OT15| Danish league finally started again

I like it

 

[Yurt]

I use:

Non latex, dude. Might as well not wear a condom.

 

[FootballFan]

I use:

Seen D.E.N.N.I.S System on Sunny in Philly yet?

"Oh woops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong." - Best line ever.

 

[Wilbur]

Non latex, dude. Might as well not wear a condom.

bububu pregnancies

Seen D.E.N.N.I.S System on Sunny in Philly yet?

"Oh woops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong." - Best line ever.

Yeah I watched it the other day :lol :lol

Still not my favourite episode I've seen so far, Waitress Getting Married is fucking amazing

 

[bud]

haha. Welcome to the light side. came upon that talk and did some research and the effects have been positive.

it's not like i'm not enjoying it, it feels great. and it's nice that i can seemingly go on forever, but after a certain point i just want blow my load all over her face and in her eye sockets and up her nose and in her hair so she can use it to style her hair, you know? i have to literally force myself to come.

if i jerk off right now for you, morsel, you'd see that i can come within thirty seconds.

The solution is easy, don't wear a condom.

Or wear a very light condom.

stds terrify me. i wouldn't do that unless she was my girlfriend, and even then i'd probably still be a bit scared. ;_;

haha. Welcome to the light side. came upon that talk and did some research and the effects have been positive.

Why don't you try electrodes on nipples and like a dog simultaneously licking your taint

you cant let your sperm defeat you

i would be afraid the dog would bite me in my balls

 

[Lightning]

I expected more from Wigan than this lame display. Martinez running out of magic.

 

[LTWheels]

It feels like Liverpool still has gears to move up. Only person under performing really is Johnson.

 

[FootballFan]

Yeah I watched it the other day :lol :lol

Still not my favourite episode I've seen so far, Waitress Getting Married is fucking amazing

It's hard to pick a favourite for me since I like it so much but that is a great episode.

The whole Milk Steak scene(magnets, ghouls and all), charlie's date(full on rapist, cheese talk, over the top sweat), Charlie trying to get honey from hornets etc. Haha everything is just Charlie.

 

[GolazoDan]

SHIN-DATSU

Kagawa da gawd.

 

[dc89]

BOOM THERE COMES MY HATTRICK!!!

 

[Darth Sonik]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

[FootballFan]

Suarez is a beast man... maybe he should have passed but he is full of confidence so why not.

 

[LTWheels]

SUAREZ!!!

 

[Yen]

GOD

 

[Suen]

SUAREZ HAT TRIIIIIIIIIIICK! WHAT A BEAST!!

 

[Wilbur]

Luis Suarez is a fucking wonderful player.

 

[Yurt]

stds terrify me. i wouldn't do that unless she was my girlfriend, and even then i'd probably still be a bit scared. ;_;

Ah, well if she's not your girl definitely USE a condom.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wow Johnson. fantastic run and pass

Suarez hat trick!

 

[Ushojax]

This is mind-blowingly bad stuff. Liverpool's GD has been given an almighty boost by the two showers of shit they've played recently.

 

[GorillaJu]

This is mind-blowingly bad stuff. Liverpool's GD has been given an almighty boost by the two showers of shit they've played recently.

y u no like Liverpool?

 

[sohois]

What a run from Johnson, was just thinking he hadn't done much in attack

 

[dc89]

21/20 on two goals.
13/10 on hat trick. You could tell it was a given, he's a monster when in the mood for it.

 

[Sane_Man]

This is mind-blowingly bad stuff. Liverpool's GD has been given an almighty boost by the two showers of shit they've played recently.

Give us some credit...

 

[Yen]

This is mind-blowingly bad stuff. Liverpool's GD has been given an almighty boost by the two showers of shit they've played recently.

yeah yeah ok we get it

 

[Ushojax]

y u no like Liverpool?

Hey you're playing well, no doubt. But you haven't had to get above walking pace. This is terribad even by Wigan's standard. Hopefully your lads get a bit carried away before we roll in next week.

 

[LTWheels]

It feels like Liverpool still has gears to move up. Only person under performing really is Johnson.

2 minutes earlier....

 

[GorillaJu]

Give us some credit...

He's just mad we scored 4 goals when they couldn't score even one last November.

 

[FootballFan]

This is mind-blowingly bad stuff. Liverpool's GD has been given an almighty boost by the two showers of shit they've played recently.

Liverpool deserve credit imo. It's not easy winning 5-0 even against shit opponents, you have to be doing something right.

 

[Garjon]

21/20 on two goals.
13/10 on hat trick. You could tell it was a given, he's a monster when in the mood for it.

Okay okay I was wrong

 

[dc89]

Suarez now has 21 league goals. The same as QPR.

 

[Ushojax]

He's just mad we scored 4 goals when they couldn't score even one last November.

Oh Jesus we were shit that day. Our worst game under AVB by far, not one decent chance.

 

[FootballFan]

Wow commentator take it easy..

"here is Suarez, Uruguay's number 1, he is their number 1, he is Uruguay's best player"

Sounded awkward, as if he was talking to Cavani fans or something.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wow commentator take it easy..

"here is Suarez, Uruguay's number 1, he is their number 1, he is Uruguay's best player"

Sounded awkward, as if he was talking to Cavani fans or something.

Well there has been some silliness from places like the Guardian putting Cavani ahead of Suarez on top 10 player lists etc.

 

[dc89]

I kinda hope Suarez doesn't leave Liverpool in summer in seek of CL football, because there will be genuine meltdowns.

But at the same time... I'd love him at City.

 

[Fry]

If he Suarez leaves, he has only one destination.

 

[Yurt]

If he Suarez leaves, he has only one destination.

Please be Juve

Please be Juve

Spoiler

Oh who am I kidding

 

[dc89]

If he Suarez leaves, he has only one destination.

I definitely don't want him to leave the Premier League. He's so good.

 

[FootballFan]

If he Suarez leaves, he has only one destination.

Only Bayern imo. Though if Barca sell Sanchez and Villa, then I can see Suarez and Neymar being targets.











Why not target a damn defender. 14 games in a row without a clean sheet..unbelievable lol.

 

[DerZuhälter]

More and bigger frames and some cropping done due to its popularity.

Now even more epic.

 

[GorillaJu]

I kinda hope Suarez doesn't leave Liverpool in summer in seek of CL football, because there will be genuine meltdowns.

But at the same time... I'd love him at City.

It'd be the same as any club losing their best player, but I think Liverpool fans are pretty aware of the fact that Suarez is too good for where we are.

That said I think he'll stay for one more season, even without CL football

 

[Fry]

I definitely don't want him to leave the Premier League. He's so good.

I like reading this.

Last year it was: 'fuck off back to Holland you diving cunt'

 

[Empty]

hmm. now suarez is completely destroying my 'incredible at creating space, but doesn't score enough goals' complaint, i think i'm going to have to go for flat-track bully instead

 

[dc89]

It'd be the same as any club losing their best player, but I think Liverpool fans are pretty aware of the fact that Suarez is too good for where we are.

That said I think he'll stay for one more season, even without CL football

I honestly don't mind Liverpool, I'd like to see them back in the CL.

I like reading this.

Last year it was: 'fuck off back to Holland you diving cunt'

Well he did dive too much, but the last few months he's really buckled down and showed everyone what a brilliant footballer he is. Anyone who doesn't hold something personal against him (which we shouldn't really) can see this.

 

[shortyme]

it's not like i'm not enjoying it, it feels great. and it's nice that i can seemingly go on forever, but after a certain point i just want blow my load all over her face and in her eye sockets and up her nose and in her hair so she can use it to style her hair, you know? i have to literally force myself to come.

This just made my day. Thank you.

 

[LegoArmo]

Suarez has done himself a lot of favours this season, people have warmed to him and maybe Liverpool in general. Definitely a lot less cuntish team than under Kenny, even if Rodgers is a bit cringe-worthy.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wigan playing with a lot of energy and intent now. Still no quality in the final third but they're keeping the ball well.

 

[LTWheels]

Time to make a sub now Rogers. Henderson on please. Give us a jolt of energy.

 

[Randdalf]

Wigan playing with a lot of energy and intent now. Still no quality in the final third but they're keeping the ball well.

They actually look quite decent in the middle of the pitch, it's the other two thirds where they're lacking.