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[Shatner's Bassoon]

2 shite games compared to yesterday.

 

[Ushojax]

Barca game is dire. Neither team looks arsed.

PSG have already had 3 golden chances. They'll lose now, they had to score while their tails were up.

 

[AndresON777]

Iniesta has been awful

 

[AlexBasch]

Well PSG, you had your chances. Now the Krakken will be set loose. You brought this on yourselves.

 

[G-Unit]

Subpar game for us. Unleash The dragón Messi

 

[Kyoufu]

Poor Juve. Not a good week for barcodes.

 

[arkon]

Very impressive away performance from Bayern.

 

[Zero148]

juve still has 45 minutes left. yesterday told us, it is enough time for an 22:0

 

[FootballFan]

Oh well.

Gg PSG.

Messi will come on now and slay you.

I hope so. Save us Jebus.

 

[Tecl0n]

Damn it PSG, you had to score before godssi comes along

How's juve-bayern?

 

[Zabojnik]

Le sigh. We need a lucky goal.

 

[LFMartins86]

Barca game is dire. Neither team looks arsed.

Uh? What game have you been watching? PSG had several good chances, Valdes is the only reason Barcelona isn't losing right now.

 

[G-Unit]

Iniesta has been awful

Xavi is not in The field which is worst

 

[Jubern]

PSG is playing well but Lavezzi is shitting himself.
Barca are shitting on themselves because they lack Messi.

...Mmmh

 

[fuenf]

Very impressive away performance from Bayern.

Juve is playing extremely well too, I wonder how long they can keep that pace up. At times they look almost like Dortmund

 

[FootballFan]

It looked like Messi was having a wank there.

Came for the sunhi Messi wanking gif. Leave dissapointed.

Haha that did look like that. Too bad Sunhi has left us for better opportunities.

 

[Rad-]

PSG really should have scored at least once there.

 

[Scum]

Uh? What game have you been watching? PSG had several good chances, Valdes is the only reason Barcelona isn't losing right now.

I never thought I'd see the day that someone would say this. D:

 

[Suen]

I hope so. Save us Jebus.

Are you watching both games?

 

[Yurt]

Can you imagine this lineup with Vidal and Licht?

Fucking Conte.

I still love you, though.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Good half for us, but you have to feel that without a goal in that half we are already dead. Only gonna get more tired, and the sand's half out of the hourglass.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Fuck it, gonna watch Game Grumps make a fool of themselves playing StarFox 64.

 

[Ushojax]

I doubt Messi will come on unless Barca concede a goal. Sounds like he is not ready to play according to the doctors.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Can you imagine this lineup with Vidal and Licht?

Fucking Conte.

I still love you, though.

Vidal isn't playing?

 

[FootballFan]

Other than the Xavi freekick really early on we have done NOTHING. PSG could have scored 3 times, but #ValdesBallonD'Or saved us.

 

[spidye]

We haven't conceaded yet.
Good. Very good.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Vidal isn't playing?

Suspended. Licht too.

Ribery's still here, though, for some reason!

 

[arkon]

Vidal isn't playing?

Suspended for this leg

 

[Clegg]

United bros don't despair about missing out on Moura.

We have Zaha.

Yep.

 

[fuenf]

Can you imagine this lineup with Vidal and Licht?

Fucking Conte.

I still love you, though.

I think Vidals suspension is playing to your advantage. Vidal is a great player but he's all over the pitch (and thus leaves another area exposed). Juve's spacing is far better than in the first leg.

 

[Meier]

Messi's busy thinking of Olivia Wilde.

<insert Ronnie looking at boner gif>

 

[Timurid]

That's why we need a natural poacher upfront aka Falcao.

I rather see Gameiro in the match.

 

[FootballFan]

Are you watching both games?

I couldn't in the first half, but will watch both in the second half.

I doubt Messi will come on unless Barca concede a goal. Sounds like he is not ready to play according to the doctors.

He probably wouldn't come on if we manage to make it 1-0, which looks so damn unlikely.

He was holding the training/warm-up bib on the bench, think he is coming on in the second half.

 

[Yurt]

Vidal isn't playing?

I'll kill you vulva

 

[Linius]

Messi's busy thinking of Olivia Wilde.

<insert Ronnie looking at boner gif>

Oh God :lol

 

[Yurt]

Anyone else thinks ManU4ever is Messi's alt? I don't trust anyone here except FreeWheelin'.

I think Vidals suspension is playing to your advantage. Vidal is a great player but he's all over the pitch (and thus leaves another area exposed). Juve's spacing is far better than in the first leg.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Ushojax]

lol Barca no shots on target

And they call Spurs a one man team

 

[Phantast2k]

United bros don't despair about missing out on Moura.

We have Zaha.

Yep.

zahahahhaha
(I'm probably not the first to come up with this)

Yeah, Vidal would've been awesome for Juve today. But from what I remember he deserved his yellow, of course Ribery shouldn't be playing either today.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol Barca no shots on target

And they call Spurs a one man team

Barca are a one-deity team tbf

 

[Timurid]

zahahahhaha
(I'm probably not the first to come up with this)

Yeah, Vidal would've been awesome for Juve today. But from what I remember he deserved his yellow, of course Ribery shouldn't be playing today either.

no it's ZAHALAH!!!!

 

[Yurt]

We'll go all out in the last 20 minutes (because why the fuck not) and Bayern will score on the counter.

 

[arkon]

Messi's busy thinking of Olivia Wilde.

<insert Ronnie looking at boner gif>

Just waiting for him to explode all over PSG

 

[FootballFan]

Anyone else thinks ManU4ever is Messi's alt? I don't trust anyone here except FreeWheelin'.

I only trust Andres, Sviat, Bud and Pulga.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

lol Barca no shots on target

And they call Spurs a one man team

They're lucky they are 0-0 now.

And barça fans shits on Valdes The Cunt. He's still a great goalkepper.

 

[dc89]

Got an iPad mini today. I'm in love with it.



Definitely going to get it on pc. Hopefully Pro Clubs is still good!

I got one for my birthday a few weeks ago, really amazing size.

Also: that's an incredible story indeed. So lucky

I really want an iPad mini. GF has one, I use it more than I use my 3rd Gen iPad, despite my iPad having the Retina display.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Messi's busy thinking of Olivia Wilde.

There

 

[fuenf]

Yeah, Vidal would've been awesome for Juve today. But from what I remember he deserved his yellow, of course Ribery shouldn't be playing either today.

I'm not denying that but only if Vidal played instead of Pirlo.

 

[FootballFan]

Messi's busy thinking of Olivia Wilde.

<insert Ronnie looking at boner gif>

"...oh yeah...you think you're good moura...we'll just...see..about...that"

 

[Yurt]

Oh hey, Terrence Malick released a new movie I'm never going to see.

You'll score and we will crumble like a cookie.

I'm afraid we don't have Drogba.


Or Pandev.

 

[Shake Appeal]

We'll go all out in the last 20 minutes (because why the fuck not) and Bayern will score on the counter.

Written in the stars, really. Especially once we failed to get an early goal.