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Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

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arkon

Member
ElTopo said:
Oh guys, I totally forgot a universally loved show that sucks hard: Arrested Development.

I can't believe I forgot the only show that manages to be less funny than a Will Ferrel skit or a Rob Schneider movie.
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You might not like it but, Come on!

There's far less funny shows than it.
 
F

Fergie

Banned
Bayern has had the better head to head this season. And Dortmund don't seem to play great away.

But it's a final, anything could happen.
 
T

Turok_TTZ

Member
pulga said:
I aint even mad. Players gave it their all, we flew close to the sun, but no dice.

Cristiano was abhorrent this game, though. Awful, just plain awful.

Florentino, get us a fucking striker who can finish off plays. Higuain and Benzema have not been up to par this season.
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I love how you say that when Benzema scored and made an assist despite being off form.
Regardless with the current system we play, there isn't a striker in the world who could do better than Higuain or Benz. We sacrifice our cfs to accomodate CR7. Who got the most chances? CR7. Who is the focal point of the attack? CR7.

The sooner we change our system and stop relying on CR7 the better. the attack needs to be shared. I'd rather have 25-30 goals each from CR7. Benguain than 70 goals from only CR7. We are too one dimensional. Benzema had like what 1-3 chances this game? not enough chances for our forwards. Benz and higuain need alot more than that. Also, needs a consistent run of games to build rthyme and form. Benz was rusty and you can tell he was rusty this game but thankfully class is permanent. Rotation and the like robs both of their form and rthyme and the chances they are afforded makes it even worse. you cannot ask your striker to score from only 1-3 chances, too much for anyone. need at least 5-7 minimum. 10+ chances is the sweet spot. Honestly for how we are setup, Benzema and Higuain are doing better than expected lol.

Since Mou is leaving perhaps things will change but then again with ancelotti coming..... We are not winning decima for some time :\
 
L

Lunchbox

Banned
enough of this galacticos rubbish. it's finally over now, you lived your false dreams and found that the grass isn't greener


Time to come home Ronnie

and mourinho get back in the premier league and replace that fat cunt at chelsea. we miss you

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B

Broder Salsa

Banned
Hah Danish television just asked him directly if he wanted to go back to Chelsea. "I don't know". Oh come on, you just said you wanted to go where people loved you.
 
Z

Zero148

Member
interesting story, the german national team is doing an USA visit with two matches there after the season. But Dortmund is in the CL Final, Bayern at least in the national Cup final and Madrid still has league at that time.

So the national squad will be without Reus, Götze, Hummels, Bender, Schmelzer, Gündogan, Neuer, Schweinsteiger, Gomez, Kroos, Müller, Lahm, Boateng (maybe I forgot a Bayern player, there are so many), Özil and Khedira. Should be an interesting team ^^
 
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rodvik

Member
Lunchbox said:
enough of this galacticos rubbish. it's finally over now, you lived your false dreams and found that the grass isn't greener


Time to come home Ronnie

and mourinho get back in the premier league and replace that fat cunt at chelsea. we miss you
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He is gone man. let it go. He may move to the best league in the world this summer, dunno how much German he speaks though.
 
FootballFan

FootballFan

Member
Turok_TTZ said:
I love how you say that when Benzema scored and made an assist despite being off form.
Regardless with the current system we play, there isn't a striker in the world who could do better than Higuain or Benz. We sacrifice our cfs to accomodate CR7. Who got the most chances? CR7. Who is the focal point of the attack? CR7.

The sooner we change our system and stop relying on CR7 the better. the attack needs to be shared. I'd rather have 25-30 goals each from CR7. Benguain than 70 goals from only CR7. We are too one dimensional. Benzema had like what 1-3 chances this game? not enough chances for our forwards. Benz and higuain need alot more than that. Also, needs a consistent run of games to build rthyme and form. Benz was rusty and you can tell he was rusty this game but thankfully class is permanent. Rotation and the like robs both of their form and rthyme and the chances they are afforded makes it even worse. you cannot ask your striker to score from only 1-3 chances, too much for anyone. need at least 5-7 minimum. 10+ chances is the sweet spot. Honestly for how we are setup, Benzema and Higuain are doing better than expected lol.

Since Mou is leaving perhaps things will change but then again with ancelotti coming..... We are not winning decima for some time :\
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This is what happened with Barca. When we won the treble, Messi got 38, Eto 30+, Henry 25+. Eto'o was top scorer in La Liga, Messi top scorer in CL. Now it's Messi 70+, everyone else less than 15.


WoodenLung said:
I bet 50 euros earlier that he was going to Chelsea, pls.
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Congrats.
 
N

Noirulus

Member
WoodenLung said:
Hah Danish television just asked him directly if he wanted to go back to Chelsea. "I don't know". Oh come on, you just said you wanted to go where people loved you.
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A lot of Madridistas love Mourinho. There was a lot of cheers of support for him throughout the year when everything was seemingly falling apart, especially at the beginning of the season with all those shock losses and draws.

fuck fuck fuck stop giving yourself hope godam fuck
 
M

Milchmonster

Member
Also, can't believe the shit Madrid got in here during the game. They were amazing, incredible pressure, just missing a few goals. We were lucky we've got Weidenfeller and such a great defense. I was totally afraid of Real scoring one goal, could have ended badly. As it showed, one goal started quite the craziness. Awesome achievement from us to keep a clean sheet for such a long time. To be fair, we missed quite the good chances, too. Might as well had ended 4-2 or something. And after the first leg, I guess we deserved to go through.

About the time wasting, yeah, I hate that shit as everyone and kinda feel bad for Madrid fans. But we really needed it... In the first half, the game was so intense, we needed some time to relax. And in the second half, we needed the time to go through. I think Bender was really hurt, though. And well, it's part of the game, too. Just like we can't do anything about Ramos being a proper cunt.
 
pulga

pulga

Banned
Turok_TTZ said:
I love how you say that when Benzema scored and made an assist despite being off form.
Regardless with the current system we play, there isn't a striker in the world who could do better than Higuain or Benz. We sacrifice our cfs to accomodate CR7. Who got the most chances? CR7. Who is the focal point of the attack? CR7.

The sooner we change our system and stop relying on CR7 the better. the attack needs to be shared. I'd rather have 25-30 goals each from CR7. Benguain than 70 goals from only CR7. We are too one dimensional. Benzema had like what 1-3 chances this game? not enough chances for our forwards. Benz and higuain need alot more than that. Also, needs a consistent run of games to build rthyme and form. Benz was rusty and you can tell he was rusty this game but thankfully class is permanent. Rotation and the like robs both of their form and rthyme and the chances they are afforded makes it even worse. you cannot ask your striker to score from only 1-3 chances, too much for anyone. need at least 5-7 minimum. 10+ chances is the sweet spot. Honestly for how we are setup, Benzema and Higuain are doing better than expected lol.

Since Mou is leaving perhaps things will change but then again with ancelotti coming..... We are not winning decima for some time :\
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Did you see how many chances Higuain missed

Have you seen Benzema play all season

or are just just plain fucking blind?

Its the same fucking setup from last season, you fool. NOTHING HAS CHANGED
 
C

Can Crusher

Banned
Turok_TTZ said:
I love how you say that when Benzema scored and made an assist despite being off form.
Regardless with the current system we play, there isn't a striker in the world who could do better than Higuain or Benz. We sacrifice our cfs to accomodate CR7. Who got the most chances? CR7. Who is the focal point of the attack? CR7.

The sooner we change our system and stop relying on CR7 the better. the attack needs to be shared. I'd rather have 25-30 goals each from CR7. Benguain than 70 goals from only CR7. We are too one dimensional. Benzema had like what 1-3 chances this game? not enough chances for our forwards. Benz and higuain need alot more than that. Also, needs a consistent run of games to build rthyme and form. Benz was rusty and you can tell he was rusty this game but thankfully class is permanent. Rotation and the like robs both of their form and rthyme and the chances they are afforded makes it even worse. you cannot ask your striker to score from only 1-3 chances, too much for anyone. need at least 5-7 minimum. 10+ chances is the sweet spot. Honestly for how we are setup, Benzema and Higuain are doing better than expected lol.

Since Mou is leaving perhaps things will change but then again with ancelotti coming..... We are not winning decima for some time :\
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Oh save it. You're one of those fans who have short memory heh?

Last year did happen you know? Higuain and Benzema were doing just fine.

You think missing in front of goal is the consequence of a system? Armchair managers are the best.
 
C

Clegg

Member
Mourinho:"I have a contract at Madrid. But contracts are broken when people wants.But I've respect for president. In England I'm loved (1)

"In Spain people hate me. Some of them are in this room."
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Ouch
 
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