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[Arnie]

What's going to happen to Squirtle, is he getting sold?

As good as gone.

He's been shit this season, compounded by how much better we were defensively when a 35 year old Jamie Carragher started playing. Give me Papa, Martin can go for £8 million and freeze his sizeable bollocks off in Russian.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Decent portion of my Gary Bowyer winnings on Martinez as the next Everton manager

Don't fuck me Roberto

 

[Arnie]

Decent portion of my Gary Bowyer winnings on Martinez as the next Everton manager

Don't fuck me Roberto

One of my friends has over a hundred on it. Wouldn't tell us the exact amount because he's scared of the embarrassment, but he lumped hard.

I personally find the idea of Martinez at Everton fucking hilarious. Go from Mr Functional David Moyes to Mr Fuckitaka in Martinez.

'PASS IT, SYLVAIN'

 

[Blablurn]

you gotta love 11 freunde

68.

Und während sie in Gelsenkirchen noch überlegen, welche Straße sie nicht nach Gündogan benennen sollen, jubelt Götze auf der Tribüne wie Justin Bieber, als er erstmals vorm Spiegel das Sixpack sich abzeichnen sah. Das ist, gemessen an den Zeiten, in denen wir leben, »echte« Freude. Muss ich jetzt weinen? Fürs Erste nicht.

http://www.11freunde.de/liveticker/dortmund-bayern-im-11freunde-liveticker

 

[Sviatoslav]

As good as gone.

He's been shit this season, compounded by how much better we were defensively when a 35 year old Jamie Carragher started playing. Give me Papa, Martin can go for £8 million and freeze his sizeable bollocks off in Russian.

Who the fuck in Russia would want Skrtel? The league is well aware of how shit he is. That's why we sold him to you

 

[Messi]

I mean C'MON!

First we win the Champions League..


AND NOW WE ALSO GET PEP, GÖTZE AND LEWEANDOWSKI! THATS SO AWESOME! FIRST WE PISSED ON DORTMUND! AND NOW WE SHIT ON DORTMUND!!

WE SHIT ON THEIR FUCKING FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hahahahaha, i didnt want to say anything about u guys. but posts like this make it hard for me hahahahahahaha


U LOST THE CL FINAL AGAINST BAYERN!!! HAHAHAHA THANKS FOR GÖTZE AND LEWA

Did not expect this from you

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Did not expect this from you

Bla is a sore winner.

 

[Blablurn]

Did not expect this from you

Messi. I didnt say anything before. But if u check again you see another ridiculous post from those Dortmund guys. And at one point it's too much. There would have been more trash talk if they had won. But they didn't and i won't talk about that club anymore anyway

 

[Broder Salsa]

English clubs need to step up the game with big signings

 

[fuenf]

Messi. I didnt say anything before. But if u check again you see another ridiculous post from those Dortmund guys. And at one point it's too much. There would have been more trash talk if they had won. But they didn't and i won't talk about that club anymore anyway

exactly.

 

[Arnie]

Who the fuck in Russia would want Skrtel? The league is well aware of how shit he is. That's why we sold him to you

Someone will have him.

He might have had a wank season but he's still good enough for your pantheon of shitbags.

 

[Gareth Bale]

One of my friends has over a hundred on it. Wouldn't tell us the exact amount because he's scared of the embarrassment, but he lumped hard.

I personally find the idea of Martinez at Everton fucking hilarious. Go from Mr Functional David Moyes to Mr Fuckitaka in Martinez.

'PASS IT, SYLVAIN'

He would inherit a solid defence though. He could make them a lot more effective, like when Wenger took over at Arsenal.

 

[derExperte]

Gambit you were right, NEUER IS AMAZING:

Thx for the Gif, as I said tonight it's too bad none of the replays showed what Neuer did there, player of the match imo.

 

[Splatt]

As good as gone.

He's been shit this season, compounded by how much better we were defensively when a 35 year old Jamie Carragher started playing. Give me Papa, Martin can go for £8 million and freeze his sizeable bollocks off in Russian.

Maybe someone at Liverpool could make a youtube highlights video of his 2011/2012 season under Kenny and Clarke, he was suprisingly decent that season.

 

[Messi]

Messi. I didnt say anything before. But if u check again you see another ridiculous post from those Dortmund guys. And at one point it's too much. There would have been more trash talk if they had won. But they didn't and i won't talk about that club anymore anyway

Should have kept your head held high and just enjoyed your victory

 

[Arnie]

He would inherit a solid defence though. That could make them a lot more effective, like when Wenger took over at Arsenal.

Part of why that defence is so solid is the excellent coaching that preceded Martinez. Whether he can continue this and build something of equal measure on the same shoe string budget, given what we've seen at Wigan, begs to be seen.

I would wager that the money Martinez has spent on his defence at Wigan isn't above that of Moyes. Yet one's solid and one's indescribably soft.

Maybe someone at Liverpool could make a youtube highlights video of his 2011/2012 season under Kenny and Clarke, he was suprisingly decent that season.

There's still value in him, but he's quite mentally fragile and his concentration's cost him.

We need consistency, and he doesn't offer this. In comes king Kyri Papa and the Jaw of Azkaban to tidy things up.

 

[Blablurn]

Should have kept your head held high and just enjoyed your victory

I kept my head high last year against Chelsea when I gratulate them. Their fans are good. But the others from this year... Ah, who cares

 

[Sviatoslav]

Someone will have him.

He might have had a wank season but he's still good enough for your pantheon of shitbags.

The teams that can afford his transfer and wages wouldn't want him. Well maybe Anzhi. Their CBs are so dreadful that even Skrtel might be an upgrade. Of course they can afford someone better too.

 

[fuenf]

Should have kept your head held high and just enjoyed your victory

I'm sorry but I'm with Bla on that one, I tried to take the high road and while Milchmonster was class yesterday, Phantast was up to his usual trolling.

 

[Milchjon]

I kept my head high last year against Chelsea when I gratulate them. Their fans are good. But the others from this year... Ah, who cares

I don't think actual Dortmund fans (you know, the ones you "hurt" with posts like that) were that bad.

You let yourself get riled up by obnoxious Bayern haters (like me).

 

[confuziz]

OMFG

YOU GUYS

omfg!!!!!!!! TADIC AND CHADLI with impossible goals within 2 minutes

 

[fuenf]

OMG THIS VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbOsu5dtppA&feature=youtu.be

rofl, Bayern are the best

 

[Splatt]

OMFG

YOU GUYS

omfg!!!!!!!! TADIC AND CHADLI with impossible goals within 2 minutes

I have the game on turned on and I still missed them :lol:

 

[Blablurn]

I don't think actual Dortmund fans (you know, the ones you "hurt" with posts like that) were that bad.

You let yourself get riled up by Bayern haters (like me).

not anymore, thats for sure

 

[Arnie]

The teams that can afford his transfer and wages wouldn't want him. Well maybe Anzhi. Their CBs are so dreadful that even Skrtel might be an upgrade. Of course they can afford someone better too.

Well, of course they can afford better, but it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Didn't you have an offer accepted for Papadopoulos last summer? And then what happened?

 

[justjohn]

Jupp hynckes is still a very good coach. If he put off his retirement I'm sure he could get a top job somewhere.

 

[deGod]

Messi is probably turned on looking at that jaw

 

[confuziz]

I have the game on turned on and I still missed them :lol:

They were like, fuck it im shooting and the shots went both in LOL

 

[dc89]

Kompany always cracks me up with his inspirational 'destined for greatness' speeches.

He has unfinished business at City. Wrenching the CL from Bayern.

LOL

According to The Times Mourinho is ready to sell Luiz.

The Chelsea circus gets off to a great start.

'RAFA OUT'

I'd have him. The Engineer would turn him into a full blown midfielder and put him next to Yaya.

 

[Tc91]

Fuck Bayern.

Lewandowski is leaving at the end of his contract ffs. Who do I replace him with?

 

[Blablurn]

For the first time I can enjoy watching Klopp I guess I'm slowly getting used to it. Because everyone knows he's going to Bayern one day.

 

[Arnie]

I'd have him. The Engineer would turn him into a full blown midfielder and put him next to Yaya.

One of Chelsea's best players. Loads of teams would have him.

Mourinho doesn't want him, though. Perhaps he got on too well with Rafa.

PURGE THE CROTONS

 

[kharma45]

Can't beat being stuck inside revising when you had tickets for One Big Weekend ;_;

 

[Linius]

Utrecht what are you doing? Utrecht sthp

Chadli, Ajax future.

 

[Freewheelin']

Pep vs Jurgen will be delicious.

 

[confuziz]

Utrecht what are you doing? Utrecht sthp

Have you seen the goals? Fuck me. Two goals of the season within 2 minutes.

 

[Hixx]

I told you to prepare for Mignolet's departure!!!!!


Don't let me down Wenger. Bring the man to the Emirates!

He's been talking about our youth this week and saying he will be talking about a new contract when he gets back from Aruba

 

[Linius]

Have you seen the goals? Fuck me. Two goals of the season within 2 minutes.

Will switch on the telly for half time discussion then. I'm cleaning the Gerbil cage at the moment

 

[confuziz]

Will switch on the telly for half time discussion then. I'm cleaning the Gerbil cage at the moment

You will not be dissappointed, trust me!

 

[Sloane]

Bla is a sore winner.

If people stopped quoting him, nobody would notice.

 

[Linius]

Almost a third for Twente there, Utrecht fucking up big time.

 

[fuenf]

Leave Bla alone, Phantast isnt any better. It evens out.

Let's celebrate:

 

[K1LLER7]

Guilemme Balague says Lewandowski is set for Bayern. Most likely this season but he'll eventually end up at Bayern.

United and Chelsea were outbid by Monaco for Falcao. Announcement Monday.

#BasedWoodward, get us some signings pls.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Sorry if old

Looks like Nike had a few of those Tiger Woods golf shirts left over

 

[Sviatoslav]

Well, of course they can afford better, but it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Didn't you have an offer accepted for Papadopoulos last summer? And then what happened?

Papadopoulos' wage demands were too high that's what happened. Anzhi doesn't understand what such a thing is.

 

[Salazar]

Also, Papa be crocked.

 

[Blablurn]

van bommel <3

 

[confuziz]

van bommel <3

<3

 

[Blablurn]

Leave Bla alone, Phantast isnt any better. It evens out.

Thanks for the suppot <3

<3 BAYERN GAF <3

 

[Sviatoslav]

Season over Well except for the relegation/promotion playoffs but that doesn't count