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Newly turned 18 y/o debutee Rekik > Lescott. What the hell did Joleon do to Mancini, really?

(They're both primarly CBs who can play LB)
 
Stam

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Stam and Beausejour - worst wing backs in PL history

edit: did morsel say he was doing the next thread? should really put it up before 3pm else we'll miss people shouting CITY LOL/NEWCASTLOL/SUNDERLOL/EVERLOL
 
I played football for ten years. As mentioned sometimes before in this thread. Only players in my team that wore gloves were from Suriname and the Antillen :P
Well whenever I played a great match, all the blood in my body flowed to my erect penis. I needed gloves to keep my hands above freezing point.

My hands are unusually cold. Even right now.

I'm dead serious that I put my hands in my pockets or sometimes even sit on them when I need to interact with another person in fear of scaring them away with my icy hands of death upon shaking hands.
 
Staaaaaammm

'The possession stats say they are worthy of their lead' - commentator

wut
 
Well whenever I played a great match, all the blood in my body flowed to my erect penis. I needed gloves to keep my hands above freezing point.

My hands are unusually cold. Even right now.

I'm dead serious that I put my hands in my pockets or sometimes even sit on them when I need to interact with another person in fear of scaring them away with my icy hands of death upon shaking hands.

You just have terrible hands :P
 
no you are

I prefer Smash to real mash
I hate FIFA
I hate olives
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite
I believe that Jak 2 is better than Jak&Daxter


You, on the other hand, support Sunderland and like Niall Quinn. Unlucky bruv.
 
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite

for all these reasons you are now the biggest cunt in FootyGAF history
 
I prefer Smash to real mash
I hate FIFA
I hate olives
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite
I believe that Jak 2 is better than Jak&Daxter



You, on the other hand, support Sunderland and like Niall Quinn. Unlucky bruv.

me 2

u r still the worst
 
I prefer Smash to real mash
I hate FIFA
I hate olives
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite
I believe that Jak 2 is better than Jak&Daxter


You, on the other hand, support Sunderland and like Niall Quinn. Unlucky bruv.

Turn On The Bright Lights is great though

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I prefer Smash to real mash
I hate FIFA
I hate olives
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite
I believe that Jak 2 is better than Jak&Daxter


You, on the other hand, support Sunderland and like Niall Quinn. Unlucky bruv.

You DICKHEAD
 
I prefer Smash to real mash
I hate FIFA
I hate olives
I hate tomatoes
I've never seen There Will Be Blood
I've never seen No Country For Old Men
I found The Godfather boring
I found Bane to be a poor villain
I believe Turn On The Bright Lights is the greatest album of all time
I'll never watch Citizen Kane, mostly because its black and white
I find Big Bang Theory acceptable
I think Seinfeld is shite
I believe that Jak 2 is better than Jak&Daxter


You, on the other hand, support Sunderland and like Niall Quinn. Unlucky bruv.

Except for the highlighted stuff this is a shit list. Though TOtBL is great, but not the greatest of all time.
 
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