Annnnd next up is more Ray Sphere wackiness:
Please ignore the ponies

... and the fact that it's slightly out of focus. My camera is weird. It apparently finds the ponies to be a more interesting subject matter than the video game.
Hmmm although that gives me an idea, this game will go to whichever post is the most depressing.
So I got up today like it was any other day. Checked GAF for some gaming news and went to my job. My girlfriend came over that night and said goodbye as she was leaving to go to her sister's place which is around 100 miles away in a distant city.
I get woken up the next morning by the phone ringing. I groguly answer it and it is her sister telling me that my girlfriend never showed up at her place! I tell her that I will be the man in this relationship and find her.
So I did what any determined person would do, I booted up NeoGAF and posted a thread telling them that my girlfriend was missing. They tell me to call the cops so I do and then I tell them that but for some reason some people start thinking that I'm lying about the whole ordeal.
I go to the police station and take a picture of it and post it on GAF but they said that doean't prove anything and they think I am lying and a mod comes on and says that I should tell the truth or forever be permabanned. They also linked to a myspace profile of my girlfriend that says shes online and I tell them it must be her kidnapper or something but they don't belive me.
I get so stressed out that I go ly dow in my bed and sleep on it. When I awake go on NeoGAF and tell them that I will look for my girlfrind and call the police if I don't report back in 20 minutes. They ignore me as they discuss a Girl-Age topic so I go look for her on my own, with the possability of no help coming.
I'm halfway there when I find some suspicous woods. I go twenty miles into the woods and find my girlfriend using a iPhone to post on myspace. I am so happy that I found her but she gets upsets and says that all she wanted to so was get away from me and demands that I leave her alone.
I don't believe her so I make her have sex with me and fall asleep.
When I wake up I find myself naked, hanging upside down off of a 200ft cliff with a rope attached to both of my legs. My girlfiend yells from the cliff top saying that she got what she wanted from me and that I could rot in hell.
I wonder what she got from me when I notice that my penis is missing. I cry out in pain and heartache at was has happened to me.
Its been twenty years since then and I'm still here. Cold and very hungry. All alone, forever.