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[RiZ III]

This is hilarious and disgusting at the same time. Some freshman was caught whacking it in a lab yesterday by .. well everyone around him. No one told the administration caue I guess they didn't want to completly humiliate the guy. So then today, hes caught doing it again. This time hes escorted out of class.

From the school forums:
"Unfortunately I was the one sitting next to him when he started. First I thought he was just scratching but then I noticed his arm was way too involved. I told the person next to me and a chain started that reached people who had previously caught him looking at porn."

Apparently someone took a picture with a cellphone camera and posted it on some forum.

 

[Meier]

What a loser.

 

[LakeEarth]

He couldn't just ask to go to the bathroom?

 

[fennec fox]

I am not into Japanese PC softporn games, so I do not find school classrooms very erotic.

 

[Willco]

RED X = MASTURBATION?

 

[Tenguman]

I remember when I was still in school, getting caught was pretty much a popularity-death sentence. In middle-school, there was a guy who supposedly got caught and never lived it down for 3 years. The sad thing is that I think it was just a rumor - I never heard any proof besides hearsay.

 

[speedpop]

I'm just trying to comprehend the fact of ANYONE masturbating in school of all places. Talk about getting your urges sorted out.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

what a nut, we had a guy come to our school from the towns other high school as he had been caught beating it in a class trip to see the movie "Schindlers List" What the fuck he was whacking off to I will never know. It was pretty sad, cause when he first started people were friendly to him and then one day a girl walks into class and says "GUESS WHAT!!"

That fucked him. He became strange after that.

 

[tedtropy]

Masturbation Minimum Requirements

1. A functioning penis.
2. Jegins (or equivalent) lotion.
3. pr0n.
4. A private room with a FUCKING DOOR THAT LOCKS.

 

[MrAngryFace]

5.) and the dark so god cant see

 

[Celicar]

pics?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Masturbation Minimum Requirements

1. A functioning penis.
2. Jegins (or equivalent) lotion.
3. pr0n.
4. A private room with a FUCKING DOOR THAT LOCKS.

#2 is optional if you have foreskin.

Edit
#3 is optional if you have an imagination
#4 is optional if you love the DANGER WANK, like this freshman kid, he loves the DANGER WANK

 

[cvxfreak]

pics?

What I'm looking for.

 

[LakeEarth]

Masturbation Minimum Requirements

1. A functioning penis.
2. Jegins (or equivalent) lotion.
3. pr0n.
4. A private room with a FUCKING DOOR THAT LOCKS.

Remove #2 and #3.

 

[Tenguman]

Yeah you don't need 2 (especially if you're uncut) and you don't need 3 if you got a good imagination. Hell you're in school, just take mental images of all the high-school chicks running around the halls in their short-shorts

 

[Celicar]

I think we all know how to wack off. We don't need a set of guidelines.

 

[RiZ III]

I'm not sure where the pics have been posted. If I could find em Id probably post em. This kids an ass. Doing it once and getting caught, youd think that would scare him away from it. But no, he does the same thing the next day. haha. What a character.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I'm not sure where the pics have been posted. If I could find em Id probably post em. This kids an ass. Doing it once and getting caught, youd think that would scare him away from it. But no, he does the same thing the next day. haha. What a character.

He should do it 3 times. Because 2 times is just sad and lame, 3 times is hilarious

 

[Mama Smurf]

I need neither 2, 3 or 4. My ninja reflexes haven't let me get caught yet.

 

[J2 Cool]

He should do it 3 times. Because 2 times is just sad and lame, 3 times is hilarious

somehow very true

 

[J2 Cool]

I need neither 2, 3 or 4. My ninja reflexes haven't let me get caught yet.

I also need not 2, 3, or 4. I only was caught once back in my rookie year. That being because I pushed it to the edge of obvious. I even did it under blankets in the front room with nobody knowing, back seat of a car because I knew when to stop and how not to be seen. Somehow I just didnt realize how innapropriate it was when i first started out. Then I caught cause I was on the same level with my older brother. Both in the basement. Me watching tv and him in his room with the door shut, probably jacking it too. Anyway, Man's Show credits came on and at this time I was a showboat. I could get it done given 30 seconds, a cheap thrill anyway. So I started quick and then a door opened. Not even a ninja could have that good of reflexes.

Since then I've become tame and can resist. Do it in empty house, shower, another floor to where I can hear steps. Im a pro. But for short first few magical months, I lived life on the edge

 

[Otaking]

Back when I was in highschool...about my sophomore year, I went to the restroom cause I had to go real bad and couldn't wait. The urinals were taken, so I had to use a toilet. I hurried in and was doing my business. Well, one of the people finished at the urinal and he was one of the jerk football players that was in my grade. I guess, for whatever reason, he decided to look in the stall at me. By this time I was finishing my going, and I have this thing where I shiver when I finish taking a piss, and have to shake to get all the piss out. Well, football player dude sees this and I guess thinks I'm masturbating. Blah. Next day, rumors are floating around the school about me and my jerk-off time in the restroom. I never lived it down until my senior year when the people that kept it going were long gone. I got into quite a few fights about it. I'd never do that at school, there's no point. You're there to learn, not satisfy your manly urges. Not much to do that to at my school anyway....

 

[ohamsie]

At my high school, people were able to borrow video cameras. Apparently, when to guys on one of the sports team checked it out to record their gay sex, they forgot to erase what was on the tape, and another teacher discovered it when he used it next.

Also some guy was caught masturbating on the bus in junior high, and he rode the same bus as me in high school. He was a creepy kid. I can't believe he couldn't wait a few minutes for the bus to drive him to his house before he started in.

My favorite part of riding the bus was this one girl who got a thrill out of flashing her boobs out the window at construction workers and the like. To my knowledge, she never got in any trouble for that.

OH! and also my psychology student, who was fresh out of college and had only been there a year, knocked up a girl who was in my class and they ran off together out of state.

 

[Datawhore]

I was flying on a plane a few weeks ago, playing a little SMB3 on my GBA, and the guy across the aisle from me was fully stroking himself for a solid 45 mins, right through his pants. It was disgusting. I wanted to tell a flight attended, but really, what the fuck was I going to say?

"Excuse me m'am, but the gentlemen behind you is fondling his member and I find it quite disturbing. Please get him to stop, or throw him off the plane like the inhuman social reject that he is."

Wacking it is great, don't get me wrong, but in doing it out in the open in front of other unwilling viewers is just so wrong.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I've thought of some pretty racy shiet in class, but this is getting out of hand.

Maybe the kid thought that the boner was distracting him from his studies...?

"Get down, you fool, they'll see you! ...so that's how it's going to be, huh? Not listening to commands anymore, are you? I'll just have to take care of you myself!" *fap fap fap*

 

[Freestyler]

At my high school, people were able to borrow video cameras. Apparently, when to guys on one of the sports team checked it out to record their gay sex, they forgot to erase what was on the tape, and another teacher discovered it when he used it next.

That is the hottest thing I've ever heard.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Pfft. Idiots. When I made a video of me playing with myself just so I could watch it later and play with myself some more I made sure to destroy the video and burn the tape innards.

Wait, what?

 

[hXc_thugg]

At my high school, people were able to borrow video cameras. Apparently, when to guys on one of the sports team checked it out to record their gay sex, they forgot to erase what was on the tape, and another teacher discovered it when he used it next.

The ghosts of my past come back to haunt me...

 

[nitewulf]

This is hilarious and disgusting at the same time. Some freshman was caught whacking it in a lab yesterday by .. well everyone around him. No one told the administration caue I guess they didn't want to completly humiliate the guy. So then today, hes caught doing it again. This time hes escorted out of class.

From the school forums:
"Unfortunately I was the one sitting next to him when he started. First I thought he was just scratching but then I noticed his arm was way too involved. I told the person next to me and a chain started that reached people who had previously caught him looking at porn."

Apparently someone took a picture with a cellphone camera and posted it on some forum.

 

[ElyrionX]

He should do it 3 times. Because 2 times is just sad and lame, 3 times is hilarious

:lol

IAWTP!