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Mupepe

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is the shit! Seriously, the thought of it isn't appealing at all and actually kind of makes me nauseous sometimes. Greasy ass chicken with breading fried. But when you bite into it's crunchy goodness, the mess that your genatalia leaves says totally different. And then when you have it the good old redneck way with "mashed 'taters" and "curn", it's heaven.

BTW, Spam is the shit when it's cooked right, fuck all the doubters!
 
I periodically crave fried chicken, but after I have 2 pieces I feel nausious from the grease (sp?) and cant eat anymore. But about a month later I always get the fried chicken cravings again. Same thing happens with hot dogs.
 
Lancelet Pink said:
I periodically crave fried chicken, but after I have 2 pieces I feel nausious from the grease (sp?) and cant eat anymore. But about a month later I always get the fried chicken cravings again. Same thing happens with hot dogs.

You forgot to mention the crunchiness! But it's okay, the grease is nauseating after a while, but if you stop short of being nauseated, you feel like you just reached nirvana (no stupid kurt allusions either!) Hot Dogs are okay, but unless they're grilled, the flavor is outrageously bleh. Grilled with relish, mustard and ketchup and/or chili, hot dogs are delicious treats too.

jiji said:
Mmm, spam musubi. Spam is pretty good just sliced thinly, fried, and served with rice, too.

Quoted for genius(ism?), I'm trying that tomorrow.
 
i just had fried chicken....
and i like whiskey....
and i own a dreamcast....

therefore....
 
I always have a bottle of Frank's Red Hot Wing sauce around for chicken strips. Does anyone have any recommendations for other good hot sauces for chicken?
 
etiolate said:
I always have a bottle of Frank's Red Hot Wing sauce around for chicken strips. Does anyone have any recommendations for other good hot sauces for chicken?

Chulula Hot Sauce man.
 
jiji said:
Mmm, spam musubi. Spam is pretty good just sliced thinly, fried, and served with rice, too.
I vouch for this recipe. Add eggs (sunnyside up), optional tomatoes and/or lettuce too...mmmmm :)

And Popeye's fried chicken is awesome.
 
I wish I could go to Popeye's and resist the chicken. The red beans and rice and biscuits are godly. But every time I go there I find myself getting too much chicken. =/
 
Spam, thinly sliced, fried both sides with scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese inbetween two slices of toast. :)
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= good stuff. :)
 
Mupepe said:
Greasy ass chicken with breading fried. But when you bite into it's crunchy goodness, the mess that your genatalia leaves says totally different.
Are you saying that you pee your pants every time you eat fried chicken? You really Are a redneck! And also incontinent!
 
People seriously eat Spam? Honestly, I'm floored. The very idea makes my stomach queasy. Then again, I'm somewhat grossed out by the prospect of any meat from a can.
 
This is the greatest thread of all time because I fricken' love fried chicken, especially Popeye's. So nice and crispy. I love the spicy variety.

I watched The Secret Life of Fried Chicken on Food Network the other day. Great background info on that delectable food.
 
Soybean said:
This is the greatest thread of all time because I fricken' love fried chicken, especially Popeye's. So nice and crispy. I love the spicy variety.

I watched The Secret Life of Fried Chicken on Food Network the other day. Great background info on that delectable food.

Fast food fried chicken is garbage. Get yourself a black woman, preferably one with a heavy set mom; then ask her to cook you some fried chicken. mac & cheese and collard greens.

It'll be so fucking good that later you'll actually contemplate picking the remnants out of your own shit....
 
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