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[Pedigree Chum]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/board/threads/

Enjoy.

:lol

 

[Wario64]

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Is that guy writhing in pain BEFORE the projectile hits him?

 

[Chiggs]

The music that accompanies that scene is hilarious. God, I could watch that crappy trailer thirty times in a row. I especially loved the two minutes of soldiers shooting at crates.

 

[demi]

um







lol

 

[AniHawk]

:lol :lol :lol

Gets me every time.

 

[Zilch]

What movie is that? And where can I watch the trailer?

 

[demi]

It's Alone in the Dark.

Where to find trailer, no idea.

google it hoe

 

[ImNotLikeThem]

the game->movie conversion of that is far worse than Resident Evil. I'd almost wager to say its worse than Street Fighter or Double Dragon. Maybe not as bad as Blood Rayne looks though.

 

[koam]

Isn't this Acclaim's old contract? Oh no, sorry, this one is for movies.

 

[Ronin]

:lol

 

[Chiggs]

http://uweboll.com/

 

[Hagindaz]

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/437/437519p1.html

4. What do you feel has been your most important professional accomplishment to date?

That Atari and Sega trust me now and they are happy with the results.

 

[Wario64]

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/437/437519p1.html

4. What do you feel has been your most important professional accomplishment to date?

That Atari and Sega trust me now and they are happy with the results.

wtf? :lol

 

[MaverickX9]

Whatever happened to that Crazy Taxi movie they were making?

Is Uwe doing that one, too?

 

[Chiggs]

Whatever happened to that Crazy Taxi movie they were making?

Is Uwe doing that one, too?

No, that was Richard Donner, actually (Lethal Weapon).

 

[Scrow]

It's Alone in the Dark.

Where to find trailer, no idea.

google it hoe

http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=aloneinthedark

 

[Kuroyume]

Am I the only one who loves this guy? Sure he makes awful films but the hilarity he provides.... he's one of the guys I love the most in Hollywood.

 

[Duck of Death]

Alone in the Dark =1% at Rotten Tomatoes

1 Fresh Review, 75 Rotten.

Average User Rating: 1.7/10

Why did it have to get ONE good review!? 0% would have been awesome.

 

[kIdMuScLe]

it was great that the movie bombed and stuff. (btw im a projectionist) when we received the movie, it had a synopsis of the movie and it said something along the line of this:

"Another great game to film adaption by Uwe Boll, Alone in the Dark. Watch this thrill a minute ride as Detective Carnby learns that his best friend is mysteriously murder, he starts investigating and finds out the truth about his murder in this horror-psychological murder thriller."

and im wondering if this is the same movie these suckers are goin to pay for? oh well.

 

[Tiktaalik]

The writer of Alone in the Dark, Elan Mastai, was the editor of the college humour paper I now run during 94-95. This is his "big break." The only other movie he wrote that I've heard of was MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.

 

[Vark]

""Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."" :lol :lol :lol

 

[enjoy bell woods]

I'm bothered by the idea that people are actually angry Uwe Boll is making these movies. I went into Alone in the Dark anticipating a horrible movie, and I came out really happy. It's as fucking hilarious as you would expect, and even more so.

I wasn't expecting that new age song to play during the sex scene.

 

[jett]

:lol I've never seen an Uwe Boll movie, but I feel sorry for the guy, just read his interview at filmforce.ign.com . He pretty much acknowledges he is shit.

 

[Jotaro]

Don't do that to MY Alone in the Dark series. Do it with non-intelligent series, but don't fucking ruin my memories I had playign the first three games, all hooked up on my old Macintosh.

 

[lunlunqq]

What movie is that? And where can I watch the trailer?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/

you can find a lot of trailers there

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Is that guy writhing in pain BEFORE the projectile hits him?

you'd be writhing in pain too if an angry midget threw a knife at you.

 

[FortNinety]

:lol I've never seen an Uwe Boll movie, but I feel sorry for the guy, just read his interview at filmforce.ign.com . He pretty much acknowledges he is shit.

Yeah, I feel real bad for the guy who makes good money for making one shit movie after another based on video games.

 

[Azih]

The writer of Alone in the Dark, Elan Mastai, was the editor of the college humour paper I now run during 94-95. This is his "big break." The only other movie he wrote that I've heard of was MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.

Kill him. you can get close to him by pretending to be all buddy buddy and then you can STAB HIM!

 

[Trakball]

I can't believe Clarence Wurley has fallen to such depths. Patricia Arquette should try to get Christian a cameo on "Medium".